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Friday, July 1, 2016

"Now You See Me 2" and The Week in Reviews

[I review the new movie "Now You See Me 2" as well as the DVDs "45 Years" and "Ride Along 2." The Book of the Week is Bobby Brown's memoir "Every Little Step: My Story."  I also bring you up-to-date on "My 1001 Movies I Must See Before I Die Project" with Robert Bresson's "A Man Escaped."]




Now You See Me 2


The "Horsemen" have come out of hiding from the first " Now You See Me" to star in this sequel.  They should have stayed in hiding.

With all of the bad stuff happening in the world today, why do we have to have movie sequels to add to the agony?  I mean, the summer is awash in sequels. It's called "Sequel-itis."  Now I don't mind sequels that are based on books and have a natural progression and reason for a sequel: Harry Potter, "Lord of the Rings," "Hunger Games"... It makes sense that those movies would have sequels, because they are part of a popular series of critically-acclaimed books, but in many cases, we are getting sequels for movies that not only didn't come from well-reviewed books, they came from movies that weren't very good in the first place.   "Conjuring 2," "Independence Day: Resurgence," "Ride Along 2 (see review below)," "My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2" and now this.  It seems like they can put out a sequel for anything.  What's next?  "Citizen Kane 2: Rosebud's Story" or "Casablanca 2: The Do-over?"

If you saw the first "Now You See Me" (and actually, this sequel will make more sense if you did see the first one), you will remember that "The Four Horsemen" are masters of illusion and work for a mysterious organization called "The Eye."  The four are amateur magicians: J. Daniel "Danny" Atlas (Jesse Eisenberg), Merritt McKinney (Woody Harrelson), Henley Reeves (Isla Fisher who has made the smart move not to return for the sequel), and Jack Wilder (Dave Franco), who were brought together in the first film and hired by insurance magnate Arthur Tressler (Michael Caine) to perform an elaborate Las Vegas act. However, they turn the tables on Tressler, because Tressler is a bad guy who denied Hurricane Katrina victims their insurance. 

You see, the "Four Horsemen" are modern day Robin Hoods who steal from the rich and shower the money on the audience.  So now the FBI is involved, which brings in Mark Ruffalo as Agent Rhodes, as well as Thaddeus Bradley (Morgan Freeman), a James Randi type who debunks magic tricks and shows how they are done. However, the "Horsemen" manage to not only turn the tables on the villainous Tressler, but frame Thaddeus.  We also learn that Dylan, whose father was a magician who died doing an escape trick inside a faulty safe, is the mastermind of the "Horsemen" and has been working with them all along to avenge his father's death!

Whew!  With me so far?  And that was just the first one!

So now we have the sequel, which is just as confusing.

It begins with a young Dylan watching his Dad die in that escape trick that went awry.  But that's about all you get as a catch-up from the first film.

Back to the present, the three remaining "Horsemen" have been in hiding.  Miraculously, Dylan is still working for the FBI, pretending to be looking for the "Horsemen."  Since Isla Fischer made the smart decision to not return for the sequel, her absence is explained away and they are joined by Lizzy Caplan as Lula.  Her expertise is pickpocketing and, I have to say, Caplan's dizzy character is quite captivating. 

They all meet up with Dylan who tells them their next mission is to expose Owen Case (Ben Lamb), a rich entrepreneur who has invented a cell phone that secretly steals the user's data so he can use it for his own purposes. In fact, the technology allows someone to access every computer IN THE WORLD! The mission is to hijack Case's launch party and expose Case's intentions, but right in the middle of their presentation, a mysterious voice takes over and exposes not only the "Horsemen," but Dylan's undercover identity in the FBI as well.  As they make their escape, they are captured by some bad guys, one of whom is Merritt's twin brother, Chase, which just gives Woody Harrelson more screen time, and they are all taken to Macau where they meet Walter Mabry (Daniel Radcliffe), Case's former business partner.  Mabry faked his own death after Case stole his company and has been working behind the scenes in Macau to get his cell phone technology back.  He wants the "Horsemen" to steal "the stick" that contains the technology or he will kill them.

This scenario now gives them all the opportunity for yet another elaborate heist, as we saw in the first film, along with all kinds of mistaken identities, plot twists and illusions.  And speaking of the illusions.  Even though, after each one they show how the tricks were done, which could be very cool, the illusions themselves are so improbable and so reliant on CGI that even when explained, you can't believe them.  Suspending disbelief is one thing, but after awhile some of these stunts are just ridiculously unbelievable.

Still with me?  There is more, much more, but I am going to stop with that. Just explaining the first third of the movie has ME confused and my head is still spinning.  Just because a movie is about illusion and magic, does that mean it doesn't need to make sense? At the end, one of the characters says, "We still have 6 million questions."  You said it!

Eisenberg is his usual twitchy self, Woody hams it up as the twin brother, Franco flashes that big smile of his, and Ruffalo is as laconic as ever.  Ruffalo, coming off a Best Supporting Actor nod for "Spotlight," should know better. But it's Caplan who shines.  She is the best thing about this movie.

Directed by Jon M. Chu with a screenplay by Ed Solomon, I hate to say this, but the ending leaves this franchise open for yet another film.  Please don't.
 
I reviewed the first "Now You See Me" back in 2013.  I didn't like that one and I didn't like this one. I can't for the life of me figure out why we needed a sequel.

Rosy the Reviewer says...Now you see me, now you don't.  I vote for "Don't."






 
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Now on DVD




45 Years (2015)


A couple, married for 45 years, are planning a celebration for their anniversary until some news from the past impacts their marriage.

Charlotte Rampling plays Kate Mercer, a happily married woman. Tom Courtenay plays her husband, Geoff. They are planning a big celebration of their 45th wedding anniversary, but then Geoff receives a letter.  A body has been found encased in ice in a glacier in Switzerland.  It's his first love, Katya, who had fallen to her death years ago when they were hiking in the Swiss Alps.  The letter arrives just as Kate and Geoff are planning a party to celebrate 45 years of marriage. 

The letter lists Geoff as Katya's next of kin. Geoff confesses to Kate that Katya and he had pretended to be married to make it easier to get a room together.  The story slowly unfolds as Kate asks Geoff questions about his first relationship and secrets and regrets come to light. If Katya hadn't died, would you have married her?  Yes. 

So now Kate is confused, feels like second best. The letter has brought up topics they had never talked about in 45 years.  Remembering the girlfriend he had when he was 25 brings back feelings in Geoff about his youth and that perhaps life has passed him by.

"The worst part of getting decrepit...is losing purposefulness."

"As we get older, we stop making choices...but the choices we make when we are young can be bloody important."

Geoff can't stop thinking of Katya and Kate can't stop thinking about her either.  When Kate goes up into the attic to try to find out what memories he is harboring, she discovers all kinds of pictures of Katya and mementoes and she also discovers that Katya was pregnant when she died.

Even after 40 years of marriage there can be jealousy and insecurity about lost youth and what went on before you. The fact that Katya was found encased in ice, perfectly preserved, forever 25, is a threat to the aging Kate.

Watching this film, we learn that you can be married for 45 years and there still can be things you don't know about your spouse. What do you do after 45 years of marriage when your husband's past rears its ugly head?  And what do you do with your own secrets?

I think about my own parents who were married for over 50 years.  I can't help but wonder what secrets and regrets they harbored.  But even if they had them, does that negate 50 years of marriage? We are couples, but we are also separate people with our own separate youths, our own separate thoughts and our own separate secrets and regrets.  It's a miracle, in light of that, that we get together and stay together at all.

Of course there has to be a sex scene.  It's a British film!  I saw my first bare bottom in a British film in 1966. And let's just say that the fact that Jeff has some erectile disfunction is at least realistic.  Things do get harder as we age, or should I say...well, you know.

Rampling puts in a subtle, but stellar performance as a woman who suddenly has doubts about her 45 year marriage.  I have to say that Rampling has the best "resting bitch face" in the business.  Don't get me wrong.  She was and is a beautiful woman, but when she is not smiling, well, she looks like a bitch. And speaking of which, she was nominated for a Best Actress Oscar for this performance, but when she made that bitchy, insensitive remark in response to the brou-haha over the lack of diversity at this year's Oscars, I hate to say that it took away from what was a brilliant performance here.

Tom Courtenay is always good and doesn't disappoint. This film is what would be called in Britain, a two-hander.  It's mostly just the two of them grappling with this new information about each other after 45 years together and each actor puts in a superb performance.

Directed by Andrew Haigh with a screenplay by him adapted from a short story by David Constantine, the film plays out in the beautiful Norfolk countryside with a background score full of popular songs from the sixties, which adds to the atmosphere of the past when Courtenay and Rampling, too, were young hot stars with their whole lives ahead of them.

Rosy the Reviewer says...a thoughtful film with stunning performances.





Ride Along 2 (2016)


Cops Ben Barber (Kevin Hart) and James Payton (Ice Cube) head to Miami to take down a drug dealer. Hilarity ensues.  Well, there was supposed to be hilarity.

Ben, who you may remember from the first film, was a security guard who really wanted to be a cop.  Well, now he is one, and he is just out of police training school.  He is also about to get married to James' sister, but Ben's wife-to-be and the pushy wedding planner (Sherri Shepherd) want Ben out of their hair, so when James, who is the experienced police detective, is sent to Miami to track down a drug lord, he takes Ben with him to prove to him once and for all that he doesn't have what it takes to be a detective.

Now right there, I have to stop.  These are ATLANTA cops.  Since when do Atlanta cops go down to Miami to solve a crime that took place in Miami?  Am I missing something here?

Benjamin Bratt plays Antonio Pope, a Miami shipping company owner and kingpin drug dealer who has been bribing port commissioners to get his drugs into the country. He has also been supplying drugs to Atlanta so I guess that's how our guys are getting involved. Improbable, but OK. Pope thought he had the last Port Commissioner in his pocket, but when he discovers that wasn't the case, he has the Port Commissioner killed.  This is all overheard by AJ (Ken Jeong), Bratt's hapless computer hacker.

When Ben and James get to Miami they hook up (no, not that kind of hook up) with police officer, Maya played by Olivia Munn, not to be confused with Olivia Wilde.  (Olivia Munn is the one going with the football star, Aaron Rogers.  And Olivia Wilde is going with Jason Sukeikis.  I always get them confused). Anyway, Ben and James find out about AJ and go to his house, but he runs off because he knows that what he knows about Bratt can get him killed. But eventually they all work together. 

James is the experienced undercover cop and Ben is just out of training.  It becomes clear early on that Ben is going to be our resident screw-up and, just like in the first film, that's what happens. Every plan gets gummed up by Ben. Ice-Cube basically plays a grumpy straight man to Hart's Ben, who talks non-stop and is bent on messing everything up.

I sometimes think there are certain movies that don't play out well on the smaller screen in our homes even if the smaller screen is 80 inches.  I saw this movie on a 50" and for an action film it didn't feel very "action -y." It had the usual car chases, things blowing up, foot races, etc. but they just weren't very exciting.  And maybe that was because they couldn't make up for the fact that this was supposed to be a comedy and it wasn't funny.

Ben is marrying James' sister so there are lots of jokes about James not liking Ben and their being brothers-in-law and we know Kevin is short, so there has to be tons of short jokes too. Ken Jeong is funny but not funny enough to make up for this film not being funny.

Directed by Tim Story with a script by Phil Hay and Matt Manfredi, this is a plot that has been done many times before, but the plot doesn't really matter, because it's just a vehicle for Hart to do his thing - set ups for him to scream, to be attacked by an alligator, to talk incessantly.  I am a big Hart fan but this film just doesn't do him justice.

Rosy the Reviewer says...I didn't laugh.


 
 

***My 1001 Movies I Must See Before I Die Project***


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Have YOU seen this classic film?






A Man Escaped (1956)


French Resistance fighter Fontaine awaits death in a Nazi prison.  His only hope is to escape.

Based on the true account of an imprisoned French Resistance leader, Andre Devigny, who managed to escape from prison on the very day he was to be executed, this film is "considered one of the greatest prison-break movies ever made (Tony Pipolo)."

It's Lyon, 1943.  Freedom fighter Fontaine (Francois Leterrier) is alone in a Nazi prison cell but attempts to communicate with his neighbors by tapping on the wall.  He climbs up on a ledge and can see out into the courtyard and is able to communicate with those walking back and forth. Some days he is able to pass notes to other prisoners.

So what does one do when one has been given a death sentence, is alone in a bare cell, with the days stretching out ahead and nothing to do except listen to the distant sound of rifles executing your fellow inmates?  Why, you do whatever you can to escape.  Fontaine fashions a chisel out of a metal spoon he has managed to steal and starts to chip away at the wooden door frame until he finally creates a hole big enough to slip through but which he can also put back together.  He wanders the prison at night undetected, making his escape plans.  He creates rope out of his bed springs and bedding and all of this is leading up to his big escape along with Jost (Charles Le Clainche), a young inmate he befriends, who looks just like a young Matt Damon.

It's all very slow, very methodical and very existential.

Why it's a Must See:  "Like all of Robert Bresson's films, this one illustrates the director's long-developed theories of the 'cinematograph' - nonprofessionals giving strict de-dramatized performances, enormous emphasis on offscreen sound and the information it carries; music held off until a final, glorious moment. And like the other great prison films of French cinema...[this film] offers a remarkably potent allegory of human suffering and the drive to liberation.  At the same time, it delivers a taut form of suspense to rival the best of Alfred Hitchcock."
---"1001 Movies I Must See Before I Die"

Director Bresson is considered one of the most influential filmmakers in French cinema. French Director Jean-Luc Godard once wrote, "Robert Bresson is French cinema, as Dostoyevsky is the Russian novel and Mozart is to German music." He was noted for his minimalist style: using non-actors, little music and spare production values.

The film highlights our needs as humans to connect with others and to be free.  But watching Fontaine chisel his way out of his cell was tantamount to watching paint dry.  The prison break itself, which is highly dramatic and tense, only takes up the last twenty minutes of this film and, for me, it was a long slog to get there.

Rosy the Reviewer says...though I can appreciate the artistry of this film, just not my kind of film.
(In French with English subtitles, b & w)


 
 
***Book of the Week***







Every Little Step: My Story by Bobby Brown and Nick Chiles (2016)


Singer Bobby Brown shares his story and the aftermath of the deaths of his ex-wife, Whitney Houston and their daughter, Bobbi Kristina.

Bobby Brown started his career when he was only 14 as a member of the New Edition.  He quickly made a successful solo career and by the time he was 20, he was a full-fledged hip-hop star who easily crossed over into the R & B and Pop charts.  Who, in the 80's, doesn't remember dancing to "My Prerogative?"




But for the younger generation, Brown's singing career is probably overshadowed by his marriage to Whitney Houston and her subsequent untimely death.  Likewise, when their daughter Bobbi Kristina also died young in the same manner as Whitney, it was all tabloid fodder and Brown's influence was blamed for much of it.

Here he attempts to set the record straight.

Brown starts out with what was a happy childhood, though a hardscrabble one, in a rough neighborhood in Boston. He had a gift for dance which led him to form a boy group - New Edition - when he was only 14.  By the time he was 17, he was a big star.  But when he met and married Whitney Houston in his early  twenties, his fame became infamous, especially after their short-lived reality show "Being Bobby Brown," where the two came off as crazy drug-addicts, which was especially shocking for Whitney's fans.  Whitney had always had a "girl next door" look and reputation so, naturally, Bobby's bad influence must have led her down the wrong path. He has been accused of introducing her to drugs, of domestic violence and other crimes, and cheating, all tabloid fodder to which Brown replies is all wrong and for much of this, he blames Whitney's relatives, the Houston family.

According to Brown, Whitney was doing drugs before they met and was hardly Miss Goodie Two Shoes.  Yes, he has been to prison but it was a misunderstanding about a probation violation for a DUI.  Yes, he hit Whitney, but only once and for that he is truly remorseful.  Yes, he cheated but so did she. In the end, Brown, now in his 50's, wants you to know that he loved both Whitney (they were married for 15 years) and Bobbi Kristina, and he is a committed family man who has been clean for several years.

There is no doubt that Brown has suffered greatly from both Whitney's death and Bobbi Kristina's, and he has paid the price of a life maybe not so well lived.  This is a cautionary tale of what can happen when someone very young has too much fame and too much money too soon, but Bobby still believes he was born to entertain and that he was unfavorably portrayed in the press.

"People need to understand that I love this industry with all my being.  Entertainment is...what I was born to do...Yes, I might fall short sometimes, and I've gotten mixed up in drugs and alcohol and all of that, but that comes with show business.  It comes with the territory.  I want people to understand that when I hit that stage, if I'm a beast, then that's my truth.  That's what Bobby Brown is.  Were you entertained?  If you were, that's what matters...In this day and age, the media dissects every inch of your life, everything that has nothing to do with entertaining.  And critics and journalists write all these ridiculous things about me but have no idea of the craziness I went through before I even got into the industry, all the people I've lost...Drugs were a crutch to deal with early pain, and I know now that the pain has to be dealt with in other ways in order for me to be the best I can possibly be.  And I'm working on that, on a daily basis."

Rosy the Reviewer says...a believable and sad cautionary tale and a bit of a mea culpa.

 


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Friday, May 13, 2016

"Keanu" and The Week in Reviews

[I review the new comedy "Keanu" as well as DVDs "The 5th Wave" and "Jane Got a Gun."  The Book of the Week is Toni Tennille's memoir - (remember The Captain and Tennille?)  And I bring you up-to-date with "My 1001 Movies I Must See Before I Die Project" with "Force of Evil."]


Keanu


Cousins Rell (Jordan Peele) and Clarence (Keegan-Michael Key) pose as drug dealers to get Rell's stolen kitty, Keanu, back.

FINALLY a comedy that is actually funny.  And it doesn't hurt that it stars the most adorable kitten in the world.

The plot is not that original, it's a buddy fish-out-of-water mistaken identity  kind of thing, but the characterizations by and chemistry between Jordan Peele and Keegan-Michael Key make this film a success and very, very funny.

Peele and Key first made their comic marks on Mad TV back in the 90's where they created some hilarious recurring characters (who can forget Key's "Coach Hines" or Peele's Noodles, the abusive Krump dancer?) Their recent critically acclaimed sketch show - "Key and Peele" - played on Comedy Central, and this is their first film together. I am anxious to see what they will do next.

Key plays Clarence, a nerdy straight-as-an arrow middle class guy who is married, works for companies as a team builder and loves George Michael, which according to this film decidedly puts him in the square category. He is so straight and driven, in fact, that his wife wishes he would be a bit edgier and his cousin Rell says he sounds like Richard Pryor doing an impression of a white person. Peele plays Rell, Clarence's cousin, a sort-of-loser who is in a terrible funk because his girlfriend has broken up with him.  He has been lying around his messy apartment smoking weed and has given up on life. 

In the meantime, a gang of two, the Allentown Boys, have gone in and shot up a church where a drug deal was going down.  These guys are real bad asses that no one would want to mess with.  In fact, they are so bad they actually look and act like zombies. But right before they kill one of the drug dealers, they find his kitten and are struck by how cute it is. However, while they are busy with the business of killing, the kitten escapes and gets the hell out of Dodge only to show up on Rell's doorstep.

Now this kitten must have magical powers because everyone who encounters him turns into, well, a pussy cat.  When the kitten scratches on Rell's door, Rell gets off the couch where he has lain for days, instantly falls in love with the kitten and his life is transformed.  He now has something to live for -- the little kitten who he names Keanu. He starts up his photography business again and takes cute pictures of Keanu dressed up as characters from "The Shining," Freddy Krueger in "Nightmare on Elm Street," etc.

All is good until one day Rell and Clarence return to Rell's house to find it has been ransacked and, god no, Keanu IS GONE!!!

Who would want to ransack Rell's house looking for  --- what?  Drugs?

Rell gets an idea.  His drug dealer, Hulka (played by Will Forte, his presence in the film an interesting mash-up of Mad TV and SNL, both of which were in competition for late night TV on Saturday nights in the 90's) lives across from him.  Rell demands to know who might have done this?  Hulka fingers the gang leader, Cheddar.  They think that perhaps Cheddar went to the wrong apartment.

Cheddar (Method Man).  Clarence thinks the name is funny and anyone with that name would be a pushover.  Right, says, Rell.  His experience has been that anyone with a "cute" name like "Pink Fluffy Bunny Head" would be the person most likely to knife you in the stomach.

Cheddar is the leader of a gang called The 17th Street Blips (these are folks who weren't good enough to be members of the Crips or Bloods) and turns out Rell was right and the bad guys did turn over the wrong house.  Hulka tells the guys where they might find Cheddar and his gang ("Where do we find them?" "Uh, 17th Street?"), and they go to the strip club where Cheddar hangs out.  When Rell and Clarence first arrive at the strip club as themselves, they stand out from the gang members who have tattoos all over their faces not to mention how they both talk.  Clarence talks like a guy with a stick up his butt and is wearing khaki, for god's sake.

So they need to get their "gangsta" on quick and with the liberal use of the "n word (which I guess is what you have to talk like if you are in a gang)" and scaling their voices down about two octaves they think they can pull it off. They talk their way in to see Cheddar and sure enough  there is Keanu, renamed New Jack and wearing a do-rag and a gold chain.  Rell realizes this isn't going to be easy and he has some competition because now Cheddar is entranced with Keanu too. But Rell will do anything to get Keanu back.

When Cheddar asks if Clarence and Rell if they are the Allentown Boys, wanting some street cred but not really knowing what they are saying, they say "Sure." Not good. They have no idea who the Allentown Boys are. Cheddar has a deal for them.  Go sell some of this new crack he has just manufactured called "Holy Sh*t" and they can have Keanu.  Cheddar assigns four of his drug dealers to him as well as a bad ass girl named "Hi-C (Tiffany Haddish)."  Clarence can't help himself and uses his team building skills asking everyone to introduce themselves and say two things about their lives in a very funny scene where each drug dealer gives his gang name and "shares" who they have killed and how many. 

So they head to actress Anna Faris's house - yes, the real Anna Faris playing herself and you will be shocked at what transpires. Rell and Hi-C go in to get the deal down while Clarence and the other drug dealers wait in Clarence's mini-van.  Of course he drives a mini-van. 

One of the funniest scenes in the film has to do with the ongoing theme of Clarence's obsession with George Michael.  According to this film, George Michael epitomizes "white" music so when Clarence is waiting in the minivan with the four hardcore drug dealers and they want to hear some music, they play his phone and on comes George Michael singing "Faith."  Clarence using his team building skills convinces them that Michael is not only cool, he's black and before we know it they are all singing along to Michael's album, "Father Figure" becoming a favorite.

While all of this is going on the Allentown Boys are looking for Keanu too.

There are two big twists, neither of which I saw coming (I must be losing my twist mojo).  One becomes clear during the film but stay for the credits for the second one.

Key and Peele are, dare I say?  A-peeling?  Ok, Ok, but they are.  And that goes a long way in this very funny film that skewers African-American stereotypes and gang culture.

Written by Peele and Alex Rubens and directed by Peter Atencio, this is the funniest film I have seen since "Spy."

It's edgy and I have a feeling there won't be that many 60-year-olds in the audience for this one, but if you can get over your squeamishness about violence, language and sex talk, you will discover this one is a lot funnier and more fun than the egregious "My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2" and the silly "Mother's Day."

Rosy the Reviewer says...remember what I have always said about how I judge a comedy?  Right.  I laughed.  And so will you.




 

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The 5th Wave (2016)



Yet another "Aliens take over the earth" film.

The film begins in a post-apocalyptic world and we hear the voice-over of young Cassie (Chloe Grace Moretz) setting up a flashback by saying "I miss the Cassie I was."  Flashback to before the apocalypse.

We see Cassie as a typical teenager, partying hard and being a good sister to her little brother and experiencing the usual teenage angst.  She even says, "When you are in high school everything feels like the end of the world."

Yikes.  Little does she know.

Suddenly strange things start happening.  Cars and airplanes start crashing and the people of earth begin to realize that an alien invasion is occurring.  First a large space ship hovers over earth creating an electromagnetic pulse killing all of the power so there is no water, no electricity.  Everyone has to start camping out but, hey, we are resilient folks.  They all set up camps and seem to be getting along fine, but they know they are under attack from aliens that the humans dub "The Others."

But that was just The First Wave.

Next comes The Second Wave - earthquakes and tidal waves, even in Ohio!

And if that didn't kill everyone, then unleash The Third Wave! - Avian flu.

Next the Army shows up led by Colonel Vosch (Liev Schreiber) and forces all of the kids to become soldiers to fight the alien invasion.  It seems that these aliens saw the movie "The Invasion of the Body Snatchers" because the aliens are taking over the humans' bodies so you can't tell who is human and who is an alien. That is The Fourth Wave.  

But the Army has figured out a way to tell which folks are aliens and which are human by implanting a device in the kid soldiers that with night vision goggles they can see the alien inside and stave off The 5th Wave, which is full on annihilation of all humans by..well, you've probably figured that out by now.

So once all of this is established, Cassie is separated from her younger brother, Sam (Zachary Arthur), and spends the second half of the movie trying to find him.

There is ample opportunity for romance as Cassie meets Evan Walker (Alex Roe, a hunky young man, if I might say so, and a bit of beefcake when he does a gratuitous scene in the water with his shirt off), but Ben (Nick Robinson), her high school boyfriend who has also somehow managed to survive the first four waves, is also hovering in a sort of "Twilight -ish" "two guys in love with one girl" storyline.

In addition to "Invasion of the Body Snatchers," there is a bit of "The Hunger Games" and "Divergent" thrown in, all very YA with a teenage girl heroine and adults who are either ineffectual or the bad guys and only the kids can save the day.  Like those other YA dystopian films, this one seems ripe for a sequel, though with the last "Hunger Games" and "Divergent" installments not performing as well as hoped, perhaps we won't have to endure "The 6th Wave."

Directed by J Blakeson and based on yet another YA novel (Rick Yancey), the film is quite exciting at the outset but drags in the middle and the twist is easy to spot early on.

There is nothing like the occasional disaster film.  Even if it's bad, it can be a fun experience.  I mean, who doesn't want to experience disaster without having to actually experience it?  Isn't that what the media is all about?  Oh, isn't that terrible what's happening in that country over there.  Give me all of the details.  Glad it's them, not me.  Disaster films are a sort of schadenfreude thing that we humans can't resist.

However, the film was a bit of a letdown.  I thought it was going to be about a tsunami that shows up five times.  I wish it had been.

Rosy the Reviewer says...if you like alien invasion films, this is a servicable one with attractive young people.
 
 
 


Jane Got a Gun (2016)


A gang is headed to Jane's ranch to kill her husband so she enlists an ex-lover who just happens to live nearby to help.

It's New Mexico, 1871 and Jane (Natalie Portman) is happily playing with her young daughter when her husband, Bill (Noah Emmerich) arrives home wounded.  Jane tends to his wounds and he reveals that the Bishop Boys are looking for him and want to kill him.  Turns out that Bill used to be a member of the Bishop Boys Gang, led by John Bishop played by an almost unrecognizable Ewan McGregor who I quite like with black hair.  I also don't think I have ever  heard him speak "American."  He usually lulls us with that lovely Scottish burr.

So what the hell happened?  Why is this gang after Jane and her husband?

Through a series of flashbacks we learn that back in Missouri, Jane was in love with Dan (Joel Edgerton), but when he went to war she thought he had died.  In the meantime she had his daughter, so thinking she is all alone with her daughter, she decides to hitch a ride with a wagon train headed West run by John Bishop, not realizing that he does not have her best interest at heart.  In fact, he plans to turn Jane into a prostitute and get rid of her young daughter.  But John Hammond took a shine to Jane and rather than let that fate befall her, he helps her escape the gang, but to do that he had to kill a few of them, thus making him Enemy #1 to The Bishop Boys.

So that's the set-up and now Jane is married to Bill and they have their own daughter.  But Bill's wounds have left him immobile which is not good with the Bishop Gang breathing down their necks, so Jane decides she needs to get help.  She drops her daughter off at a neighboring ranch and heads to Dan's place. 

Now this is where they lost me a bit because it's quite coincidental that Dan not only survived the war but lives close by, well, close enough that Jane can get there in what appears to be less than a day's horse ride.  That little detail was never satisfactorily explained. But it's a small thing to get Dan into the mix and I am glad they did, because Joel Edgerton is a wonderful actor.  He is a complete chameleon and seems to be able to play any part.  I first saw him in "The Gift" and later in "Black Mass" and both roles couldn't have been more different.  And now here he is as a macho love interest, again miles away from his characters in the first two plus he's an Aussie, like Ewan, speaking "American."  He is just a wonderful actor and McGregor and Portman are also first rate as always. 

Anyway, Dan is not surprisingly upset with Jane that she didn't wait for him but reluctantly decides to help her. She also never told him they had a daughter together. They both ride back to the ranch and plan how they will defend it.  Bill is not particularly pleased with this threesome, both men in love with Jane, but there is a wary alliance as they wait for the inevitable arrival of the bad guys. 

Let the bloodbath begin.

Oh, and did I say there was a big twist?  Well, there was and believe it or not, despite the fact that I am almost undefeated when it comes to spotting twists way before they happen, I DID NOT SEE THIS ONE COMING.  So that makes TWO films in one week where I missed the twist.  But not seeing the twist coming makes a good film.

The two guys-one girl in the wake of possible disaster reminded me of the little seen but enjoyable "Z for Zachariah."  Like that film, this one was not in the theatres very long but deserves a viewing.  It's a wonderful film with the most gorgeous cinematography I have seen in a long time. 

My only criticism is the unfortunate title.  It reminds me of an Aerosmith song ("Janie Got a Gun") and gives the film a youthful pop culture feel.  I think that might have been the point to draw an audience but I feel it trivializes the film, making it seem to be something it's not.  Maybe that's why no one went to see it.

Like I said when I reviewed "The Hateful Eight," I don't usually like westerns.  I think that's because I got my fill of them growing up in the 1950's and 60's where westerns were a staple on TV - "Gunsmoke," "Have Gun - Will Travel," "Bonanza."  Since my Dad always wanted to be a cowboy he was in heaven watching those shows.  And since those were the days when families had only one TV, if they had one at all, if I wanted to watch TV, it was usually a western.  I think it's mostly a bias based on not liking movies where the men are the heroes but actually I have discovered that if it's a good story and there are some women in them, I actually like them.  Westerns are usually just soap operas in period costumes, anyway.

Directed by Gavin O'Connor with a script by Brian Duffield, Anthony Tabakis and Edgerton and produced by Portman, this film had a bumpy road to get made which might explain why if you blinked it was gone from the theatres.  But it is an unusual love story cum revenge film (aren't most westerns revenge films?) that is tense and engrossing with exceptional performances. 

Rosy the Reviewer says...this one is a MUST SEE!  You will thank me.






***My 1001 Movies I Must See Before I Die Project***


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Force of Evil (1948)



A shady lawyer for a numbers racket kingpin tries to help his brother, who runs a numbers "bank" that the kingpin wants to take over.

Joe Morse (John Garfield) is in it for the money.  He is a lawyer but an unethical one and he works for Ben Tucker (Roy Roberts), a gangster who wants to take over the numbers racket by rigging the numbers on July 4.  The numbers 776 are traditional numbers that everyone seems to play that day and this July 4th those numbers are going to come up.  When they do, it will drive all of the numbers "banks" bankrupt, thus enabling Tucker to take over. Unfortunately, one of those banks is run by Joe's brother, Leo (Thomas Gomez).

Now Joe may not be a nice guy, but he has a soft spot for his older brother who has a heart condition.  He tries to warn him and offers him a deal. But Leo isn't having it.  He doesn't want to work for a gangster. You see, Leo may run a numbers game but he has a conscience and can't leave his customers hanging. Joe is torn between his greed and his love for his brother and it all doesn't end well, because...

This is classic film noir.  What makes it film noir?

  • Filmed in black and white
  • Lots of shadows
  • Lead character usually does a voice over
  • Over dramatic close-ups, especially highlighting the eyes
  • Melodramatic score
  • Good brother/Bad brother
  • Good girl/Bad girl (with Marie Windsor usually playing the bad girl)
  • Redemption of the bad guy by the good girl (sometimes)
  • Women are treated like crap
  • Someone is usually double-crossed
  • Lines like this:  "A man could spend the rest of his life trying to remember what he shouldn't have said."
  • And they usually don't end happily

John Garfield was the hard-boiled "king of the B noir films." The film "introduces" Beatrice Pearson who plays the love interest and who doesn't appear to have done any other films but this one.  One of Garfield's "dames" perhaps, in real life?  Oh, I should have added, in film noir, women are always called dames.

Written and directed by Abraham Polonsky who was later victimized by the Hollywood Blacklist, (he didn't direct another film until 1969 when he directed Robert Redford in "Tell Them Willie Boy is Here"), the film includes some biblical references:  A Cain and Abel story and a love scene that very much evokes the snake in the Garden of Eden seducing Eve.  

Why it's a Must See: [This film] sits uncomfortably within the film noir genre, despite the presence of a star (John Garfield) associated with hard-boiled,  streetwise movies.  It is above all a film of poetry, carried by a 'blank verse' voiceover and a highly stylized singsong dialogue, which are among the most astounding and radical innovations of the 1940s cinema..."
---"1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die"

Martin Scorsese credits this film as being a major influence on his films "Mean Streets," "Raging Bull" and "Goodfellas."

Rosy the Reviewer says...the overdramatic acting doesn't hold up well today, but it is still a sophisticated piece of filmmaking with an interesting story and Garfield always delivers.



 
***Book of the Week***





Toni Tennille: A Memoir by Toni Tennille (2016)
 

Tennille shares her story and it's a surprising one.

Baby Boomers will remember The Captain and Tennille.  He was the guy with the captain's cap who played the keyboard and rarely smiled or said anything and she was the bubbly, out-going one with the blonde bob.  They had huge middle-of-the-road pop hits extolling the virtues of love ("Love Will Keep Us Together"), but what no one knew was that there was little love going on behind the scenes in their personal lives.




Tennille grew up in Montgomery, Alabama during segregation.  Her mother was a beautiful socialite and her dad a binge drinker.  The goodie two shoes image evoked by The Captain and Tennille was pretty much the truth.  Tennille really was a goodie two shoes southern belle who eschewed the drinking and drugs so prevalent in the 70's and 80's.  The Captain was Daryl Dragon, son of the famous conductor, composer and arranger, Carmen DragonThey met touring with the Beach Boys and their connection was music. They formed a duo where Toni did the singing and Daryl arranged their songs and played keyboard. They eventually married, mostly because of pressure from the record company.  Believe it or not, in the sexually permissive 70's, living together was not accepted. 

The Captain and Tennille, with their wholesome pop tunes and their squeaky clean TV variety show represented happily married bliss, but according to Tennille in this revealing autobiography, their marriage was anything but.  I mean, can you imagine marrying someone who never said "I love you," and cringed every time you hugged him?  He wanted his own bedroom and when they toured they each had their own hotel room.  She would visit him in his room and leave when she got the signs that she was boring him.

Who would put up with this kind of stuff?  Well, Toni Tennille, apparently.

She put up with her husband's kooky dietary fads, his controlling ways (when she was on "The Love Boat" she was not allowed to kiss her co-star even though it was in the script - Daryl considered that cheating), his anti-social behavior and his emotional withholding, thinking that if she catered to him she would eventually break through to his wonderful self. Unfortunately, she kept trying for decades and never found that wonderful self.  She divorced him when she was in her 70's.

This story is a perfect example of being enamored of someone so much that you overlook some very important issues and, those you do acknowledge, you think you can change. 

If everything Tennille relates is true, I can't believe some of the stuff she put up with.  I mean, she laments not seeing the Sistine Chapel because they were denied entrance because Daryl wouldn't take off his hat (his hair was thinning)!  I was about to rip the page out of the book and scream "Honey, GO BY YOURSELF!" And when they toured, she would eat the "health food" he carried around with him rather than going out with the other band members to the restaurants famous for their food - pizza in Chicago, seafood in Boston, Chinese food in New York City - all off limits.  Again, why didn't you GO BY YOURSELF?  But she had her reasons and did finally show courage by leaving him in her 70's.  Not THE 70's, HER 70's! And trust me, leaving a long term marriage when you are closer to the nursing home than to another hit record, takes courage.

All of the signs were there that this guy had some serious issues.  But we women think that a man who withholds just needs US to unlock the key. 

Sigh. 

So, Ladies, this is a cautionary tale. 

If the guy doesn't want you to hug him, doesn't say "I love you," ruins experiences for you with his entitled socially awkward behavior, get the hint and run like hell. No matter what you do, you will NOT change him. Tennille wasted all of her positivity, bubbliness and the best years of her life on a man who did not appreciate her and wasn't capable of affection or cared about making her happy. If you can relate, learn from this book.

In addition to her marriage, Tennille also shares career ups and downs such as when she sang "Muskrat Love" at the White House with The Queen as the special guest. Not a good choice. I mean, can you imagine The Queen listening to a song about two muskrats getting it on? Henry Kissinger, who was also in attendance, was visibly upset. Tennille says "Muskrat Love" was one of those songs that people either really loved or really hated.  Put me in that last category.

Little known fact about Toni Tennille:  She sang back-up on Pink Floyd's "The Wall." 

Rosy the Reviewer says...for fans of Tennille and those who are married to emotionally unavailable men who might need a little inspiration.

 
 
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