Friday, July 5, 2019

"Yesterday" and The Week in Reviews

[I review the Beatles-inspired film "Yesterday" as well as DVDs "Cold Pursuit" and "The Mustang."  The Book of the Week is "Furious Hours: Murder, Fraud, and the Last Trial of Harper Lee" by Casey Cep.  I also bring you up-to-date with "My 1001 Movies I Must See Before I Die Project" with Fritz Lang's "Secret Beyond the Door."]



Yesterday


Struggling singer/songwriter Jack Malik (Himesh Patel) gets hit by a truck and when he wakes up, he discovers he is in an alternate universe -- where the Beatles never existed!

Young Jack has been toiling as a singer/songwriter for years, ever since he won a talent contest as a young boy.  He busks, he sings in dive bars, he writes his own songs, but nothing has happened.  His manager and friend, Ellie (Lily James), appears to be his only fan.  


So one night when things have gone badly once again, Jack announces to Ellie that he is giving it all up.  He gets out of her car (he doesn't even have a car), jumps on his bike and heads home with every intention of giving up singing and songwriting and going back to teaching.  But wouldn't you know.  On his way home, there is a massive world-wide power outage, Jack gets hit by a bus and when he wakes up things are different.  At first he doesn't notice.  Yes, he is in the hospital and has lost two front teeth, but everything seems like it is going on as before except one day at lunch with friends, Ellie gives him a new guitar since his was smashed in the accident.  "Play something," the friends shout.  So Jack starts to play the Beatles' song "Yesterday." Instead of singing along, his friends look quizzical and in awe.

"When did you write that?" Ellie asks.

Jack replies, " I didn't.  Paul McCartney wrote it, the Beatles wrote it."

Crickets.


He rushes home and looks up "Beatles" on his computer.  Only "beetles" shows up. Long story short, Jack discovers that not only has no one heard of the Beatles, the Beatles never existed.  Well, cigarettes, Coca Cola and Oasis have also been erased from everyone's memories, too, but maybe that's not a bad thing.


So after much confusion and soul-searching, Jack gets the bright idea that he can learn all of the Beatles songs and pass them off as his.  He feels guilty about it but fame is a strange bedfellow. It has a difficult allure.


Ed Sheeran shows up as a fan and there is also a side story about Ellie loving Jack all along, an unrequited love thing.  He has just been too tied up in his push for recognition and fame to notice that he really loved her, too, but we all saw that coming a mile away.


But there is also a twist at the end that I did not see coming, and you will either say "Of course," or you might think "cheesy." And you might also wonder if the Beatles songs would really have the same resonance today if we were hearing them now for the first time. It doesn't matter.  Director Danny Boyle and writer Richard Curtis (who also wrote "Love, Actually"and "Four Weddings and a Funeral") are clearly Beatles fans and want us to be too.  It's an unabashed fantasy homage where we wonder what the world would have been like without The Beatles.  I can't imagine.


This is yet another movie where a knock on the head puts our hero or heroine into an alternate reality and we must suspend our disbelief ("I feel Pretty," "Isn't it Romantic," "What Men Want," "Overboard" - and these are just the ones produced within the last couple of years!) Starting to be a sort of cliche?  Yes, but boy did I love this movie!  I didn't mind suspending my disbelief for this one, one bit!


Besides the Beatles, another obsession of mine is the long-running British soap "Eastenders" and that's where I first saw Patel, who starred on that show for several years playing a sort of sad sack kid. This is his feature film debut and he is great, the same sad sack character he played on "Eastenders," but he does sad sack very well.  And he can sing!  And who doesn't love Lily James?  From "Downton Abbey" to "Cinderella" to "Mama Mia! Here We Go Again," she is a sweet, engaging screen presence.  My one criticism is Kate McKinnon, who plays an American money hungry music agent.   I usually like her because I think her schtick is funny, and I get what Boyle and Curtis were trying to say about the music industry, but she over plays here and it is grating against the more subdued performances of the rest of the cast.

My own love of the Beatles goes way back to the beginning, the first album, their early tour of the U.S (yes, I was at one of the concerts)!  I wrote about them in an early blog post called "Why the Beatles Matter" and I talk about seeing Sir Paul in Seattle a couple of years ago. And to those critics who wonder if the songs would matter today read that blog post.  In it you will see a picture of the attendees. Look at their faces as they listen to Sir Paul.  I rest my case.  And, of course, the Beatles clearly mattered to Boyle and Curtis, too, because this is an homage to them, a Magical Mystery Tour. Enjoy the ride!

Rosy the Reviewer says...even if you are not a big Beatles fan, you will become one. This charming film will captivate you.  I promise.






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Cold Pursuit (2019)



Yet another revenge movie starring Liam Neeson, except this time his deadly weapon is a snow plow!

I love Liam.  That voice.  Some of the stuff he has said are what legends are made of.


"I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you." 

But this film begins with an Oscar Wilde quote: "Some cause happiness wherever they go, some whenever they go."  And that sets the tone because Liam or no Liam, people, this is a comedy! And no matter how over-the-top or crazy the movie, Liam never lets me down.  Liam makes it work. And this film is definitely over-the-top and, yes, crazy.


The film begins with snow plow driver, Nels Coxman (Neeson) giving a speech.  He has been made Citizen of the Year by a Colorado ski resort in the community where he lives.


"I'm just a guy that keeps a strip of civiliation open through the wilderness for people."


But it isn't long before Nels goes from Citizen of the Year to serial killer!

A murder comes along to ruin his life.  His son, Kyle (Neeson's real-life son with the late Natasha Richardson, Micheal Richardson), is killed via a forced heroin overdose by some bad guys led by Trevor "Viking" Calcote (Tom Bateman - and as you will see, all of the bad guys have memorable nicknames).  Speedo (see what I mean?), Kyle's friend, played by Michael Eklund, got himself involved in a dodgy cocaine deal and Kyle just happened to be an innocent bystander.  When Nels finds out about Kyle's death he is ravaged by grief.  So is his wife (Laura Dern, who had little to do so got out of all of this early on) has a breakdown and leaves him.  So that does it.  Now Liam has no reason not to just go crazy on those bad guys.  And in true Liam Neeson form, he does. Nels is out for revenge and by the time this film ends the death count is sky high. First Nels chokes Speedo to death, then moves on down the line to Limbo, Santa, Mustang. Bing-badda-bing.


And strangely that's the comedy part of this movie.  As each bad guy is dispatched with, he gets a little grave marker intertitle at the end of each scene listing his sobriquet, date of birth and religion, a macabre little send-off, courtesy of our Nels.  


Eventually word gets out that a serial killer is on the loose and the Native American drug gang, led by White Bull (Tom Jackson), gets blamed. Now it's really WAR - the Native American drug dealers vs. Viking and his guys with Nels on everyone's tails.

It's all gory stuff but kind of campy with a snowplow chase scene that is funny and spectacular at the same time.


Written by Frank Baldwin and based on the original screenplay of the Norwegian film "Kraftidioten (In Order of Disappearance") by Kim Fupz Aakeson and directed by Hans Petter Moland who also directed the original film, the film is very much a black comedy thriller.  Think "Fargo."  


Rosy the Reviewer says..when you are looking for a thriller with an original, dark comedy edge. If you liked "Fargo," you will like this.  I did!





The Mustang (2019)


Hardened criminal Roman Coleman (Matthias Schoenaerts) is given the chance to redeem himself by working with wild mustangs through a prison rehabilitation program.

First of all I have to say that never in a million years did I recognize Matthias Schoenaerts, an actor I have admired ever since I saw him in the little seen film "The Drop," James Gandolfini's last film before his untimely death.  I went into this film a bit blind and didn't really check the credits as I usually do.  I just assumed the star was an unknown actor in a small indie film.  Well, when I saw the end credits I  couldn't believe it.  And that, my friends, is called acting!  Schoenaerts is Belgian but you would never know it from this film.  He embodies the persona of Roman Coleman, a hardened criminal who looks like he just walked out of a gang.


In the opening credits, we learn that 10,000 wild mustangs roam the American West and naturally the U.S. Government rounds them up.  Some are euthanized, most are in long term holding facilities and some are sent to Federal prisons for training.


So begins this film based on a real life practice meant to rehabilitate prisoners.  There is a long opening montage showing the round-up.  The horses are free, then imprisoned.  Then we see the prisoners who were all once free.  And that's how the movie goes.  In your face metaphors.


Roman Coleman has been in prison for 12 years for almost beating his domestic partner to death.  He is a hardened guy with a short temper.  He has just come out of isolation in one prison to be reclassified into another prison.  He says "I'm not good with people."  That's an understatement.


His first assignment is "outdoor maintenance" which is basically shoveling horse poop but he is also able to witness the training of the mustangs.  Naturally there is one problematic horse who is kept in isolation so the metaphor here couldn't be any more obvious nor could the outcome.  Man who doesn't get along with others, horse that doesn't get along with others...


The horse trainer, played by the usual hardened, gruff persona Bruce Dern does so well, sees some potential in Roman so recruits him into the program.


So man and horse learn from each other.  


However, it's a rough road for Roman, who thinks he can just get mad at the horse and say "C'mon!" Nope. Yelling at the horse?  Nope.  Calling the horse stupid?  Nope.  Saying please?  Nope. Sorry, kiddo, it don't work that way.  But feeling dejected and sad?  Nope...er.  Oh, I forgot, this is a movie, so that did sort of work. Horse and man make a connection. But Roman has to learn patience and to control his temper, and, of course, he does because we have two misfits who need to bond.  It's all pretty obvious and predictable and slow-moving because it's a one-note premise. Man meets horse; horse kicks his ass; he tames horse, and in so doing tames his own psyche.  End of story.

So why watch?


If you like horses, if you like angry inmates, if you are intrigued by prison life, and if you like a well-meant film that takes itself very seriously, perhaps you will like this film.  Robert Redford was the executive producer and you can't get much more serious and earnest than he is.


But for me, the film's very earnestness and well-meaning intentions were its downfall.  Written by Laure de Clermont-Tonnerre, Brock Norman Brock (no, that's not a typo), and Mona Fastvold, and directed by de Clermont-Tonnerre, this is clearly a labor of love. Sadly it's so slow-moving that twenty minutes in I was getting fidgety, and the ending is over-dramatic and unbelievable, though I will say that the image that ends the film is poignant. But as moving as that was, it wasn't enough to save the film for me. 


Rosy the Reviewer says...can't recommend this but the film did make me respect Schoenaerts even more.




***My 1001 Movies I Must See Before I Die Project***


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Have YOU seen this classic film?




Secret Beyond the Door  (1947)


A newly married woman starts to think that her husband wants to kill her.

Celia (Joan Bennett) is a hot commodity.  It seems all of the eligible men around her want to marry her and architect Mark Lamphere (Michael Redgrave) is no exception.  The two when Celia is on a trip to Mexico to get over the death of her beloved brother, and they fall in love and marry.  But it isn't long before Mark starts exhibiting strange behavior.  They move to his creepy mansion and Celia uncovers some of Mark's dark secrets.


Turns out there was another Mrs. Lamphere who died under suspicious circumstances.  They also had a son.  It doesn't help that there is also a loyal and creepy secretary with a disfigured face and the haunting feeling that Celia has -- that her husband wants to kill her!  Not a good start to a marriage!


Mmm.



  • Newly married woman
  • Sinister mansion
  • Sinister husband with a seemingly sinister past
  • An ex-wife who died under sinister circumstances
  • Sinister secretary living in the mansion
  • Sinister locked rooms



If this plot sounds familiar, it is.  This is very much like Hitchcock's "Rebecca," and in fact director Fritz Lang admits to being inspired by that film. 

Joan Bennett was a staple in films during the 30's and 40's, and Michael Redgrave started that whole Redgrave Dynasty of Vanessa, Corin and Lynn followed by the grandchildren Natasha and Joely Richardson and Jemma Redgrave.  Both Bennett and Redgrave exhibited the acting styles we have come to expect from 1940's film noir - over dramatic. 


The film was also rife with "faces," character actors you recognize but never knew their names.  Anne Revere, who played Elizabeth Taylor's mother in "National Velvet," plays Mark's no-nonsense sister, Caroline, and Natalie Schafer, who ended her long career as Mrs. Howell on "Gilligan's Island," plays Celia's ditzy friend, Edith. It's fun to watch these kinds of movies and try to identify all of the character actors who populated those films from the Golden Age of Hollywood.

Sadly, though, we are also reminded of the sexism rampant back then...

"Thinking is the prerogative of men," says Mark during a conversation with Celia about feelings vs. thinking.


At least Celia pushed Mark off the hammock when he said that.  Because women often had "gumption" back in those films.


But despite the sometimes over-the-top acting and PC problems, I enjoy these old films.  They remind me of all of those hours spent watching old movies on TV with my Dad.  He grew up an only child and spent many hours at the movies so it was fun watching with him.  Halfway through a film he would say, "Oh, I saw this one!"  He was also an old softie and often cried at the sad, or even during really happy endings, chuckling and wiping his forehead (but really his eyes) with his handkerchief, thinking I wouldn't notice.


But I had to ask myself, of all of the great 40's films, why is this one of the ones I had to see before I died, especially since "Rebecca" is also in the 1001 book?


Why it's a Must See: "...it is the beguiling mixture of many genres -- women's melodrama, Freudian case study, serial killer mystery, and allegory of the artistic creative process -- that makes [this film] such a special and haunting oddity in [Lang's] career."

---"1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die

OK, I will go with that and after several weeks of bloody awful movies "must see" movies, finally one I liked! Give me "women's melodrama" any day!


Rosy the Reviewer says...
Now you're talkin'! You can't beat the old classic films of the 40's!




***The Book of the Week***



Furious Hours: Murder, Fraud and the Last Trial of Harper Lee by Casey Cep



This is a true crime story and a mystery, but the mystery here is not just about the crime but also about what happened to the book Harper Lee planned to write about it. 

In the 1970's, the Reverend Willie Maxwell was a well-dressed and well-spoken African American who may or may not have killed five of his family members to collect on their life insurance (but he probably did)!  However, he was always able to avoid prosecution thanks to his friendship with the savvy attorney, Tom Radney.  But he eventually couldn't escape Robert Burns, who had his own form of justice.  


During the funeral for Shirley Ann Ellington, Maxwell's stepdaughter who had been mysteriously murdered (and for whose murder Maxwell might well have been prosecuted), Burns, a relative of Ellington's, entered the church and shot Maxwell dead in front of all of the funeral attendees.  But unbelievably, despite all of the witnesses at the funeral, Burns was acquitted.  How did that happen?  Well, his lawyer just happened to be that savvy lawyer, Tom Radney, who had helped Maxwell avoid prosecution all of those years before when he was under suspicion for those suspicious deaths.  So who was Tom Radney?

And as for that second mystery?  We all know that Harper Lee only wrote that one iconic book "To Kill a Mockingbird (I know, "Go Set a Watchman" was published in 2015 and hyped as the sequel to "Mockingbird" but it was later affirmed to be "Mockingbird's" first draft, so it doesn't count). She was also  acknowledged as helping her friend Truman Capote write his book "In Cold Blood," but that doesn't count either because she never wrote anything about it. "To Kill a Mockingbird" won the Pulitzer Prize in 1961 and Harper Lee was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2015 for her contribution to American literature despite the fact that she only wrote that one book. Why did she never write another book?


Well, according to Cep she planned to write a book called "The Reverend" about the Reverend Willie Maxwell, the attorney, Tom Radney, who could be likened to Atticus Finch, and the subsequent murder trial of Robert Burns. She attended Burns' trial, interviewed Radney and his family, knocked on doors around town and gathered reams of information about Maxwell, his murder and the subsequent trial of Burns. She was supposedly working on that manuscript for years.  


Cep speculates in this well-researched book, and we learn some things we might not have known about Lee: her alcoholism, her love of gambling, her contributions to "In Cold Blood" and what she really thought of her long-time friend, Truman Capote, in later years, her writer's block, the rumors that she had finished the book, but if she did, what happened to that manuscript?

"...Nelle Harper Lee's estate is sealed.  The entirety of her literary assets, including whatever else exists of The Reverend remains unpublished and unknown."

We may never know.  But like I always say...it's the journey. 

Rosy the Reviewer says...part true crime, part mini-biography of Lee, this is a fascinating look inside the Deep South and a new take on the author of one of our most iconic books.



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Friday, June 28, 2019

"Late Night" and The Week in Reviews

[I review "Late Night" as well as DVDs "A Dog's Way Home" and the Netflix original "Always Be My Maybe," now streaming on Netflix.  The Book of the Week is "Inheritance: A Memoir of Genealogy, Paternity and Love" by Dani Shapiro.  I also bring you up-to-date with "My 1001 Movies I Must See Before I Die Project" with "Archangel."]



Late Night


Threatened with losing her long-running late night talk show, Katherine Newbury orders her production manager to hire a woman writer.

Katherine Newbury (Emma Thompson) has won all kinds of awards for her comedy and late night talk show, "Tonight with Katherine Newbury." She has a bit of an ego about it.  Well, okay, a big ego about it. However, when her ratings go down and the head of the network threatens to fire her and replace her with a smart-ass, young, up-and-coming comic (Ike Barinholtz), she realizes she needs to bite the bullet and assess her situation.

And what she discovers is that despite the fact that she says she is a feminist, she doesn't appear to like women. When she is called out about it, she realizes that all of her writers are men. And she doesn't like them very much either. OK, let's just say she doesn't really like anyone. She is a tough cookie, a female curmudgeon who everyone in the office hides from but, to her credit, she is the only woman on late night television and who knows what she had to go through to be a late night woman talk show host in a man's world? But now, her show has become irrelevant because she doesn't appear to give a damn about what the public wants. She has her snobbism, er, standards. It hits home with her when she smugly interviews a young YouTube sensation and talks down to her, only to have the young woman get what she is doing and tell her off on live TV.  

So Katherine decides she needs a woman writer to seem to even be slightly legit.  Enter Molly Patel (Mindy Kaling), fresh off the quality assurance boat at the chemical plant where she works.  Long story how she got an interview as a writer on Katherine's show.  More on that later.

Molly is clearly enamored of Katherine and feels like she is living the dream when she gets hired despite the fact she is a fish out of water and hardly welcomed by the all-male writing staff.  Katherine on the other hand doesn't appreciate Molly's fawning and gives her a hard time, but as these kinds of comedies go, they are both going to learn from each other, right?  Yes, but Kaling, who wrote the screenplay, does a fresh take on that plot, handling the comedic scenes in sometimes surprising and satirical ways.

Emma Thompson is a National Treasure.  Unfortunately, she's not OUR National Treasure.  She is a Brit but the Brits have recognized her contributions to the arts and made her a Dame, so it's Dame Emma to you and me! And what a Dame!  She is just a marvelous actress and classes up whatever film she is in. When we first noticed her, she was acting up a storm in prestige English dramas like "The Remains of the Day," "Carrington" and "Sense and Sensibility."  What we didn't know, though, was that Dame Emma had made a name for herself in the U.K. as a comedian in sketch comedy on UK telly, much like our "Saturday Night Live."  Now she is considered one of the world's great actresses. But lately she has gone back to her comedic roots and we are the better for it.

Then there is Mindy Kaling, who is a refreshing and engaging screen presence.  She is refreshing because she is not your typical leading lady, and yet, she is believable as a leading lady because she is real and clearly likes herself, in a good way.  She is also smart and funny - as I said, she wrote this screenplay which is mostly also smart and funny. 

However, I do have a problem with comedies where I have to stretch my disbelief.

In this case, it's a bit much to believe that a quality control officer at a chemical plant would end up as a writer on one of the most popular late night talk shows even if she got there via an essay contest where the prize was meeting the CEO of a company and, instead of choosing the CEO of her chemical plant, she chose the CEO of the umbrella company that owned the chemical plant that just so happened to also own the TV network on which Katherine Newbury's show aired which then resulted in her getting an interview for a writer on the show because Katherine Newbury just happened to need a female writer.  (Phew!).  See what I mean?  There are a few other "What the...?" moments, but in general, the film directed by Nisha Ganatra is smart, and funny, very much in the "feel good" genre, and breezes right along, showcasing both actresses nicely and making for a fun film experience.  It also reminded me that we don't have any women on late night!  Shame!

Rosy the Reviewer says...a lot of fun watching an actress at the top of her game and an engaging newcomer to feature films. One of the better comedies of the year!



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A Dog's Way Home (2019)


A dog travels 400 miles to reunite with her owner.

OK, so I was on a long flight and had seen all of the other films on offer.  And who doesn't love a movie about a cute little dog?  Well, I actually didn't because this movie is the most egregiously sentimental movie I have ever seen.  But did I cry at the end? Of course I did. I mean it's about a dog who goes through hell to get home to her "person." I would have to have a heart of stone to not cry when she gets home.

But it's everything in between that made me squirm and not in a good way.  

Adapted from his book, the screenplay was written by W. Bruce Cameron along with Cathryn Michon and the film was directed by the actor Charles Martin Smith (remember "Toad" in "American Graffiti")? Let's just say this movie is aimed at people who like to spend hours on their computers looking at pictures of kittens and puppies. 

Little Bella is born under a wreck of a house and lives there with her mother and a bunch of cats.  However, mean Mr. Landlord sends the Mean Puppy Police to the house and all of the animals, including Bella's mother, are rounded up.  Well, somehow they miss Bella and a mother cat so the mother cat becomes Bella's mother.

In the meantime, Lucas (Jonah Hauer-King), a well-meaning young man, and his girlfriend, Olivia (Alexandra Shipp), are animal activists and keeping an eye on the cats living under the house and calling Mean Mr. Landlord out about it.  They discover Bella and adopt her and her life looks good until Mean Mr. Puppy Policeman arrives and says pit bulls are not allowed in Denver.

Begin rant.  OK, that is actually true.  Pit bulls are banned in Denver but if Bella is a pit bull I am Julia Roberts.  Yes, Bella's mother was a pit bull IN THE MOVIE, but she must have had relations with a poodle for her little baby to end looking like Bella. In the book by W. Bruce Cameran, Bella was a pit bull mix and that was what the filmmakers went after at the shelter where they found Bella but someone must have pulled their legs when they told them she was a pit bull mix, because Bella is nowhere near a pit bull nor, sorry pit bull lovers, would she be as cute as Bella if she was.  But since there is no way for them to prove that she is a pit bull mix nor for me to prove she's not, it's moot, but just let me say since Bella being a dangerous pit bull in the city of Denver is the whole crux of the film and the reason Bella had to travel 400 miles, it bugged the hell out of me for the whole film. Rant over...for now.

So anyway, suspend disbelief about the pit bull stuff.  Lucas decides the only way to save Bella is to send her 400 miles away to New Mexico while he and his mother (he lives with his mother who is a veteran suffering with PTSD) try to get a place in Golden where I guess no one is scared of pit bulls.  Ok, sorry.  Another rant.  Do these people not have friends who can take the dog who live closer than New Mexico?  What the hell?

So anyway, Bella goes to New Mexico to be taken care of by some nice people.  However, she is a dog and we all know that dogs bore easily so just as Lucas and his mother are coming to get her, Bella spots an opportunity to escape and "go home," something Lucas had taught her to do when Mean Mr. Puppy Policeman was around.  So off she goes, just missing Lucas and his mom and so begins Bella's odyssey to get home, something that took her a couple of years.

On the way, she encounters some nice people who take her in, some mean people and even "adopts" a baby cougar.

OK, sigh, ranting time. Bella and a mountain lion cub who Bella dubs "Big Kitten" become friends and travel together. Really?  Well, OK, but the CGI for the cougar was really bad.  And one more thing - c'mon, animal control people are really as terrible as depicted in this film? The pit bull ordinance is bad enough.

Bryce Dallas Howard is the voice of Bella and it doesn't get much more sugary than the voice she uses for Bella. Despite the presence of Ashley Judd, the acting was bad as in OVER acting. And what Ashley Judd is doing in this is anybody's guess.  Cute dog and touching reunion aside, it was pretty bad.

Rosy the Reviewer says...if you feel the urge to see this, just go back to those kitten and puppy videos on YouTube instead.



Streaming on Netflix




Always Be My Maybe (2019)


Two childhood friends fall in love when they reunite as adults.

During the 90's, Sasha and Marcus grew up living next door to each other in San Francisco.  Sasha's parents ran a store and were never home so Marcus's mother would invite her over for dinner. Marcus's mother, Mrs. Kim, is a sweet woman and a wonderful cook. However, she dies young leaving Marcus motherless. But Marcus and Sasha remain friends and even have a romantic moment one night in the back seat of a car, a funny scene reminding many of us just how hard it is to get it on in a car!  After they have sex, the two feel awkward, then start to regret it and eventually have a fight that separates them for years.

Fast forward to 2019.  Sasha (Ali Wong) and Marcus (Randall Park) have moved on.  Sasha is a successful chef (Mrs. Kim's influence) and restaurant owner in L.A. engaged to a guy who disappoints her by asking her to postpone their wedding so he can follow an opportunity in India.  Worse, he also proposes they see other people to determine whether they really are right for each other or not.  That's usually the nail in the coffin in a relationship.  But Sasha tries to think optimistically. She also has a lot on her mind - opening another restaurant, this time in San Francisco.

Marcus lacked the courage to go to college, is still in San Francisco working with his Dad in his heating and cooling service and plays in a band, though again he hasn't really committed to making something of that, and in true rom-com fashion, he just happens to have a job at the house where Sasha and her friend, Veronica (Michelle Buteau), are staying and voila!  Sasha and Marcus are reunited!

The two have a tenuous reunion at first and get into some fights, but ultimately bond on their shared history, helping each other find themselves professionally. Rom-coms have a formula.  Boy meets girl, boy loses girl, after much sturm un drang boy gets girl back.  We know all of that, but it's the journey that matters, and this journey is a wonderful one!  

Okay, I know I did a rant about Netflix a few weeks ago when I reviewed "The Perfection," but I decided to give Netflix one more chance, and I am so glad I did!  This film was just, well, perfection! 

It's a rom-com that actually has rom AND com! And what makes this film special is that it features Asian actors but it's not ABOUT Asians, if that makes sense.  The Asian aspect is not the centerpiece, and in fact, is barely mentioned, which is how films should always be these days. And there are no ethnic stereotypes employed to get a laugh. It's a story about Americans. It's a love story that just happens to be between two Asian American characters but smartly does not take on the Asian experience in America.  It's just two crazy American kids in love!  

And to bring that point home, David Bowie's "Young Americans" sets the stage early for celebrating the diversity that is us Americans.  We come in all shapes and sizes, color and ethnicities; we all have parents, romances, tragedies and triumphs. This story could be about African Americans, Hispanics, Swedish Americans, anyone.  That's the point.

Ali Wong and Randall Park have mostly toiled in television until now, though Wong is also a stand-up comic, but they are engaging actors who I hope I will see more of.  And Ali makes wearing glasses cool.  Keanu Reeves actually makes a very funny appearance as a snobby actor in a very funny dinner scene, so now I feel bad for ripping him a new one in my review of "Replicas."  He actually does have some acting mojo and a sense of humor about himself, which I enjoyed.

Directed by Nahnatchka Khan (I should have known it was a woman because it was so good!) with a screenplay by Park, Wong and Michael Golamco, this is a very charming and funny film that also made me tear up.  And watch the credits for more fun stuff.

Rosy the Reviewer says...a must see.  Time to Netflix and chill!




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Have YOU seen this classic film?



Archangel (1990)


A soldier with amnesia arrives in Archangel and help fight the Bolsheviks not realizing that the war is already over...and that everyone else in town seems to have amnesia too!

And I wish I had amnesia.  I want to forget this film.  When this "1001 Movies I Must See Before I Die Project" is over I am going to have to write some scathing letters to some of these critics for the movies they made me endure.  This one was absolutely terrible.

Boles (Kyle McCulloch) is a one-legged Canadian soldier who ends up in the Archangel area of Russia following the end of WW I. His love, Iris, has died and he finds himself staying with a strange family consisting of a mother (who immediately has a hankering for Boles), a father, a grandmother, a son and a nameless baby.  Then Veronkha (Kathy Marykuca) shows up and Boles believes she is his dead love, Iris, already forgetting that Iris has died. Coincidentally, Veronkha's husband, Philbin (Ari Cohen), also has amnesia and can't remember anything since his wedding day and lives a kind of "Groundhog Day" existance, every day thinking it's his wedding day. Veronkha gets amnesia too. Geez, nobody in this film can remember squat. All kinds of crazy stuff happens.  Mistaken identity. There's a fake leg that keeps making an appearnce hanging from the ceiling in the center of the screen. Someone gets strangled with his own intestines.  A bunch of rabbits. It goes on and on.

The story is stupid, the actors amateurish, the production values like something out of a 1930's horror film despite the fact this was filmed in 1990, and the writing is terrible.  There is one line: "Do you remember me?  I'm the one who hit you on the head with a rifle butt!"  And it wasn't supposed to be funny!

Directed by Guy Maddin, a celebrated Canadian underground director, author, cinematographer and film editor with a penchant for silent and early films and who also dabbles in installation art, I couldn't tell if this was supposed to be funny or not. If it was supposed to be funny, it wasn't. I think Maddin might be one of those kinds of directors who says, "Let's make this as incomprehensible as possible so the critics will think it's deep." Whatever.  I just didn't get it.  But I usually don't get installation art, either.

Why it's a Must See:  "What comes across is a fascinating fetishist delirium, where memories of remote war movies get recycled into something that is alternately creepy and beautiful."
---"1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die"

Rosy the Reviewer says...creepy I get.



***The Book of the Week***




Inheritance: A Memoir of Genealogy, Paternity and Love by Dani Shapiro (2019)


What would you do if you sent your DNA to Ancestry.com and the results showed that your Dad wasn't your Dad?

Well, that's what happened to Dani Shapiro.  At the age of 54, her whole history was turned upside down after she sent off her DNA sample to Ancestry.com on a whim and it came back with surprising results.

There had been signs, though. For one thing, she didn't look like her parents or the rest of her family who were all Orthodox Jews. She was blonde and blue-eyed, and growing up, there were remarks about her not "looking Jewish."  In fact, one neighbor had even made a remark that Dani could have helped get food for those in the Nazi concentration camps because of her Nordic looks.  But she brushed those comments off.  What does "looking Jewish" mean, anyway? But when those DNA results came back, Shapiro was forced to examine her parents' lives and her entire existance.

This memoir chronicles Shapiro's fascinating journey to discover her origins and how she came to grips with the truth.

Shapiro was eventually able to find her biological father, who had been a medical student at Penn and who had donated sperm during his time there. But why wasn't her own father's sperm used when her mother and father were trying to conceive?  Did her parents know that someone else's sperm was used to conceive her? She will never know exactly what her parents knew and didn't know. Shapiro consulted with experts in the field and discovered that mixing sperm was a common practice back in the day, and most recipients did not know about it. 

Doctors playing God is nothing new. I was telling this story to my husband and he told me a joke - "What's the difference between doctors and God?" "What?" "God doesn't think he's a doctor!" But in this case and in the case of those triplets showcased in the film "Three Identical Strangers," which I reviewed last year, and the cases of countless other children, it's not a joke.  Much heartache has been caused in the name of "science."

But Shapiro's story at least has a conclusion.  According to experts, "test tube babies" have practically zero chance of discovering their real parentage, but in Shapiro's case, an offhand remark by her mother about her difficulties getting pregnant and an institute at Penn that helped her get pregnant led Shapiro to her biological father.

Now I can't possibly begin to understand what I would have felt if when I received my Ancestry.com results I had found out I was half Italian or something, since my mother was full Swedish and my Dad's ancestry can be traced back to the early colonization of America via the Mayflower. 

Shapiro's story made me sad for her. I couldn't imagine finding out that my Dad wasn't my Dad.  Despite the fact that as a teen, I felt very misunderstood by my family - what teen doesn't? - and felt that I couldn't possibly be a part of THEM, I always knew who I was even though when I got mad at them I used to say I was probably really the milkman's daughter.  But I didn't really believe that. 

There was no mistaking whose kid I was.  I looked just like my Dad.  But Shapiro's poignant story inspired me to go back and see that again for myself, to be grateful I could see myself in my Dad and him in my son (it's all about the eyes).








And this set of pictures represents three generations spanning 75 years.

It makes me sad that Shapiro can't look at pictures of the dad who raised her and see herself in him, but she has come to grips with that because she has pictures of her Dad in her own mind and she sees only love.  So for her the whole issue of nature vs. nurture is solved.

"I may have been cut from the same cloth as [my biological father], but I was and forever would be Paul Shapiro's daughter...If not for him, I would never have been born.  I was connected to him on the level of neshama [hebrew word for soul or spirit], which had nothing to do with biology, and everything to do with love."

Rosy the Reviewer says...a fascinating, modern and poignant story that leans the nature vs. nurture scale toward nurture.




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