Tuesday, August 30, 2016

How Not to Act Old: Do's and Don'ts

I was sitting in a movie theatre recently, the lights were down, the movie had begun and I was just getting ready to relax into a nice movie experience with my Starbucks latte I had smuggled in, when out of the darkness I, and the entire movie audience, heard "I CAN'T SEE!!  IT'S TOO DARK!" and two people entered the theatre, hanging onto each other, stumbling around in the dark with popcorn flying all over the place.  As they came up the stairs, the woman was groping all around for a seat - "I CAN'T SEE, I CAN'T SEE - and almost sat on my lap.   I didn't need to have laser vision to know that these were

 
OLD PEOPLE!
 
 

As we age, many of us certainly don't want to look old.  I tackled that issue a couple of years ago in my blog post, "How Not To Look Old."  However, I think it's even more important to not ACT old. 

Acting old is less about age and more about acting in a way that makes people shake their heads and think, "Shoot me if I ever act like that when I get old!"  For some reason when we get old, we sometimes fall victim to our aches and pains, our disappointments, our facing that final chapter and just give up. Some of us regress to a child-like, clueless stage where we think it's OK to do whatever we want and to hell with everyone else.  While that can be liberating to a certain extent, I disagree with that approach.  I think that when we get old, we need to be even more aware of our behavior in order to, not only be a good example to the younger generation, but to avoid being incredibly annoying to everyone else.

So since I myself am old, have some experience with some of these issues and don't want to repeat them and certainly do not want to turn into that stereotypical old person yelling at kids to get off my lawn, I have been thinking about this a lot (because I am retired and have lots of time to think about stuff like this). 

I thought I would share with my fellow seniors some things I have come up with, some do's and don'ts, if you will, on how to avoid making a spectacle of yourself as you fall into old age.

And for those of you who do not consider yourselves old, well, this is also for you because you will join us at some point.

So without further ado, for your enjoyment and possible enlightenment, some Do's and Don'ts about how NOT to act old.

 



DON'TS:


  • Don't talk loudly in the movie theatre even if you can't see.
Getting back to that incident in the movie theatre, first of all, to avoid having to talk loudly about not being able to see in a darkened theatre, DON'T arrive late.  If you can't see in the dark, make sure you get to the movie theatre before the lights go down.  But should you not make it in time, DON'T announce to the entire theatre that you can't see.  Stumble around quietly...and DON'T sit on my lap!  And during the movie, DON'T make comments about how the lead character is treating her daughter or critique her clothes or exclaim out loud about how adorable that baby is.  Even if you whisper, WE CAN HEAR YOU! You are giving all of us old folks a bad name!





  • Don't wait until you get up to the checker at the grocery story to fish around for your wallet or your check book. 

First of all, I want to ask.  What have you been doing this whole time you were waiting in line?  Reading "The National Enquirer?"  Your wallet should be out and if you are writing a check, which, I hate to tell you, pegs you as an old person right there because no one writes checks at the grocery story anymore, your checkbook should be in hand.  Better yet, use your debit card or pay cash.  And speaking of cash, DON'T count out exact change if you have to fumble around in a teeny-tiny change purse looking for it while I and my fellow grocery shoppers tap our feet behind you.  We are all thinking that we are glad we aren't THAT old!




  • Don't embarrass your kids on Facebook. 
If you are lucky enough to be "Friends" with your kids on Facebook, DON'T make personal comments that are better made in private or get into arguments on Facebook with your kids or their friends. In fact, be careful about most things you say on Facebook because most things will embarrass your kids.  Remember your comments are not just seen by your friends but all of your kids' friends and you don't want your kids making excuses for you like, "Don't mind her, she's OLD and doesn't know what she's talking about."





  • Don't show your ignorance about computers. 
 

It's one thing to choose not to use computers or the Internet, if you don't want to, but if you don't know anything about computers, don't flaunt it.  For example, throwing up your hands and saying to people "I don't know anything about those computers," as if your lack of knowledge is a badge of honor bestowed upon you for avoiding something dangerous, not only shows everyone you are old but kind of stupid.  Also DON'T repeat urban legends you have heard from other people who also don't know anything about computers.  Just being on a computer will not empty your bank account or take you unwillingly to porn sites (you have to want to go there). 

Not learning how to use a computer is your choice, but not learning means you are not taking advantage of all of the good things the Internet has to offer and refusing to be a part of the 21st century. You are never too old to learn something new so why not take some classes and learn how to use the computer?  I think a little birdie told me there are free classes available at the library. 

Likewise, speaking of Facebook, yes, Facebook is probably evil to a certain extent, but it also allows you to stay in touch with long-lost friends and your family members who might be flung all over the world. Joining Facebook is not going to instantly expose you to all kinds of bad people or steal your soul, as I have heard some old folks say. There are privacy settings you can put in place to protect you. If you don't feel you can figure that out, have your grandkids help you. 






  • Don't tell total strangers off. 

There is this misconception that when you get old, it's OK to say whatever you want. Yes, there is injustice in life and things you don't approve of, but walking up to a total stranger to give him a lecture about smoking too close to a store's entrance or correcting someone's grammar or interjecting yourself into an overheard conversation you don't approve of instantly marks you as OLD.  That is the equivalent of Clint Eastwood's "Get off my lawn! ("Gran Torino").  Nothing ages you more than anger.

Hubby had an incident at the airport recently.  An old man was ahead of me in the TSA Precheck line at security.  He was fussing around with his stuff so he told me to go ahead of him. Hubby had his bag up already on the conveyor belt so he also moved ahead.  I guess it was OK for me to go ahead but not Hubby because the man felt the need to say to Hubby, "Cheaters never get ahead."  What?  Huh?  Then later when Hubby was gathering up his stuff, the old guy felt the need to come over to him as he walked by and say "Cheaters never win!"  I wonder if he felt better about himself after that. 

All I thought was what a sad old curmudgeon and that's what people will think about you if you feel the urge to vent.




  • Don't fall victim to a scam. 
Scams are now rampant and many of them are aimed at old people.  It's one thing BEING old.  You don't have to add to that by ACTING old and being naïve  enough to fall for some of these scams that are out there.  That not only marks you as old, old, old, but kind of dumb. 

For example, if you are alone and looking for love online, do you really think that an attractive, model-handsome 40-year-old who contacts you out of the blue wants to date a 70-year-old?  He may have contacted you and told you how beautiful you are, but trust me, you aren't.  Not to a 40-year-old anyway. He wants your money.  I don't mean to be harsh but it's called "catfishing" and there are all kinds of people out there ready to prey upon lonely, old men and women. Be realistic about yourself.

Likewise, make sure you keep in touch with your grandchildren so you know what their voices sound like, especially whether they have an accent or not, so you don't fall for the "Grandparents Scam." (I only mention the accent because most of these scams are coming from call centers in other countries).  The "Grandparents Scam" is one where you get a phone call from someone claiming to be your grandson or granddaughter.  The scammers take the chance that you don't know what your adult grandchild sounds like. Your supposed grandchild tells you he or she is in a Mexican prison (or any foreign prison that sounds scary) and for you to please wire some money so he or she can get out...oh, and, by the way, PLEASE don't tell Mom and Dad.  Yes, people, this one works or the scammers wouldn't be doing it.  So if you get a phone call from a phone number you don't recognize and the person says..."Grandmaaaa" in a voice you don't recognize, hang up."  And by the way, why are you answering the phone when you don't recognize the phone number?  I am assuming you have caller ID?  If not, another sign you are OLD!

Likewise, if you get a phone call from someone claiming to be from the IRS or the U.S. Treasury Department telling you that you owe them money, hang up.  The IRS and the Treasury Department do not make these kinds of calls nor do they ask for your credit card or bank account information over the phone. 

Another popular scam is a phone call or email telling you that you have won the lottery in Ireland or some other country.  Great, but first you need to pay the taxes on the money so before you can collect the 100,000 euros, you need to wire them $10,000. You really aren't going to fall for that one, are you?

If you don't want to not only be branded as old, but also stupid, do not engage these people and do not fall for something that is too good to be true.  And just so you think this will never happen to you, I have had all of these phone calls myself.  I am on some old peoples' list.  We just had one this morning! 

The only thing I haven't experienced is looking for love online.  I don't need to because I have Hubby, but if he goes to that big rock concert in the sky before I do, I can certainly tell you I won't be looking for another man, not online or anywhere else.  I did my bit where that's concerned.

Anyway, to avoid these phone scams which are aimed at old people because we are the folks most likely to be home and most likely to answer the phone, don't answer the phone if you don't recognize the phone number and if you don't have caller ID, get it.





  • Don't drive like an old person. 

That means driving in the left lane and staying there no matter what, leaving your blinker on, driving the speed limit to make sure everyone else does too (acting like a sort of hall monitor, but for cars) and being clueless about what is going on around you - DON'T, but if you do any of those things, you shouldn't be surprised when you get the finger from time to time.




  • Don't use your medical issues as a topic of conversation. 
Yes, I know it's no fun to have to deal with some of the physical ailments that accompany getting older and a little sympathy is nice.  But unfortunately, no one really wants to hear about them. All I can say with that is, if that is all you can think of to talk about, maybe you need to start reading some books.




  • Don't play the age card
"Well, I've been around the block a time or two and I think I know a bit more about that topic than you do."

You don't want to do this with your kids, your peers, not at work, not at all.  For one thing, no one cares what you think, no one likes a know-it-all, and they are going to do what they want anyway.  It's also a guaranteed conversation stopper, and why remind everyone that you are old?  They can see for themselves.  And acting like you know what is best for everyone just because you have been around the block a time or two or five, doesn't mean you know more than anyone else. 

Show the wisdom of being old by zipping your lips.




  • Don't... go gentle into that good night
Poet Dylan Thomas had it right.  Never give up no matter how old you are or how bad things might get. DON'T give up.  No matter what life throws at you, keep going.  You did that when you were young, why not keep doing it now?

"Do not go gentle into that good night."



So those are some things all of us old folks should work on.

But it's not all bad news. 



There are actually some things you can do so you won't call attention to the fact that you are old.  These things might also help you enjoy the process a bit more.


DO's:


  • Do enjoy every moment you have left. 
Doing what you love and being happy will keep you forever young. If you have dreams or that proverbial bucket list, it's now or never.  Get on with it.  I always dreamed of being a movie critic and now I can kind of say I am one with my blog and my Friday reviews (by the way, this Friday, I will be reviewing "Hell or High Water," an absolutely fabulous film)!




  • Do kick up your heels and get down front!

 
 



If you like going to concerts to relive the rock & roll glory that was our growing up years (or any lively pursuit), do it!  And don't be afraid to get down front where the action is, literally and figuratively.  Who knows?
You might get a guitar pick or a drum stick or even a handshake from a rock & roll god - literally.  And if concerts aren't your thing, "getting down front" works the same for anything you enjoy. 

It's a state of mind. Don't be afraid. Go for it!  Get down front!






  • Do hang out with young people. 

Don't just stick with people your own age, especially if you live in a 52+ housing situation.  Spending time with the younger generation will make you realize that you may be old physically but you are still relevant.  You have much to share, but you also still have much to learn.




  • Do volunteer. 
I certainly don't want to get another job but volunteering has allowed me to live out an ambition I had when I was young.  One thing I wanted to do was be a counselor (that was along with being a writer, actress, and generally fabulous woman) and through a volunteer program that I am a part of, I support other seniors who are going through some life transitions.  I hope I am helping them, but I know I am also helping myself because it is a life affirming activity where I learn how to listen, how to have compassion for others and gratitude for what I have, and a feeling of connection to others.

Doing something for other people through volunteering reminds you that you are still a valuable part of the human race no matter how old you are.




  • Do keep current. 
Know what is going on in the world, in your town, in politics, music, fashion, restaurants...you may be retired from your job but you haven't retired from life.  Nothing says "I am old" more than not knowing what is going on and who is doing what to whom.




  • Do enjoy your retirement. 
If you are retired, enjoy the fact that you no longer have anyone bossing you around.  When I first retired, I felt guilty about walking away from a job I could have kept doing.  I also worried about my purpose in life now that I no longer had a job.  What I discovered was that my purpose was ME.  My existence was purpose enough so I stopped worrying and started to enjoy my freedom to be me.  If, like I was, you are struggling a bit with your retirement and feeling isolated and lost, you might be inspired by my blog post that I wrote last month, "The Key to a Happy Retirement."



Getting old is an inevitability, but it doesn't mean we need to give up on ourselves or complain or be annoying. Some of us go kicking and screaming into old age and some of us give up and fall into the old people stereotypes. Either way, we run the risk of becoming invisible and irrelevant. But if we stay away from the stereotypes and decide that we may be old physically, but we are still alive and relevant and happy, we can lessen that risk, avoid being annoying, and maybe no one will notice that we are old!

So here's the bottom line: If you don't want to be judged as old in a bad way, avoid becoming a curmudgeon, don't pontificate and act like a big know-it-all,  don't feel you need to tell people off, learn to use a computer, don't get in people's way on the road, don't bore people with your medical history, don't fall in love with a Nigerian scammer, and heaven forbid, don't talk while I am trying to enjoy a movie. 

But DO enjoy yourself! You have earned it!

(I know I am sticking my neck out ranting about how not to act old when I myself am old.  So here's a deal.  If you see or hear me doing any of the things I am ranting about, I give you permission to give me as much crap as I am giving you now)!


What do you think? 

How have you avoided the pitfalls of acting
like an old, out-of-touch fuddy duddy?

 
 

Thanks for Reading!
 
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Friday, August 26, 2016

"Jason Bourne" and The Week in Reviews

[I review Matt Damon's new movie "Jason Bourne" as well as DVDs "San Andreas" and "Sing Street."  The Book of the Week is Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s view of the Martha Moxley murder "Framed."  I also bring you up-to-date with "My 1001 Movies I Must See Before I Die Project" with "The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari."]




Jason Bourne


Trained CIA assassin Jason Bourne (Matt Damon) is back and still trying to figure out who the hell he is.

I am fundamentally opposed to having to do homework before attending a movie, but that's what I wished I had done before seeing this film. I didn't know what the heck was going on for the first hour, because I had forgotten what had taken place in the earlier films. I mean, what do you expect?  It's been nine years since the last one.  So with some of these franchises, if it's been awhile since the last one, you might need to bone up a bit.

But that's not to say I didn't like this film.  I did.  It's action-packed, intelligent, and I love Matt Damon.  He always delivers.  Here he is the badass trained killer, Jason Bourne, who for the fifth time is still trying to find out who he really is.

For those of you who are like me, as in can't remember crap, here is a bit of background:

Jason Bourne is a character created by writer Robert Ludlum.  Bourne is a CIA assassin who is suffering from extreme memory loss and spends much of the films trying to find out how he got himself into this lifestyle as in killing people and being hunted by the CIA (not fun)!

In the first film, "The Bourne Identity," we meet Jason as he takes on the persona of Jason Bourne, though he doesn't remember anything about who he really is or was.  However, he discovers that he is a trained assassin and he also discovers that he must not have been a very good employee because now his employer, the CIA, wants to kill him.

In the subsequent films - there are four more before this one, though Damon only starred in four of the five films - Bourne continues to expose shifty stuff going on in the CIA (and there is lots of it), women come and go, and he continues to seek revenge, go back into hiding, seek revenge, go back into hiding (you get the picture), while at the same time the CIA is trying to kill him.  This film is no exception.

When "Jason Bourne" begins, Jason is hanging out in Eastern Europe engaging in bare knuckle fighting.  That was my first "Huh?" moment. Then we switch to Nicky Parsons (Julia Stiles), who has also been in hiding since "The Bourne Ultimatum," has now resurfaced and joined forces with a Julian Assange-type character to expose shady CIA dealings.  However, in so doing she has also gained access to some sensitive CIA files that shed some light on Bourne's past and his father's role in Operation Treadstone, the program that trained Bourne to be an assassin.  Turns out Bourne's father was an integral part of that program, but did not want his son to participate.  His lack of cooperation cost him his life.  The CIA does not mess around if you are not on board!  

CIA director Robert Dewey (Tommy Lee Jones, in his usual grumpy, craggy-faced performance) is not happy about this turn of events and hunts down Parsons and Bourne using a bad guy who he calls an "asset" played menacingly by Vincent Cassel.  He also has help from Heather Lee (Alicia Vikander), who is the head of the CIA's Cyber Ops Division and who possesses incredible technical skills. When Bourne learns that Dewey had his father killed, Bourne seeks revenge on Dewey. There's that revenge thing again. Meanwhile Lee wants to bring Bourne back into the CIA and she thinks she has Dewey's support while he is in fact planning on killing Bourne.

There is a subplot involving Operation Iron Hand, a surveillance program that seeks secret access to a giant social media service similar to Facebook called Deep Dream, thus spying on all of us social media folks (hey, isn't Facebook already doing that?).  This is a popular plot line these days because as I recall, it was also used in "Now You See Me 2" and "Spectre." 

There are the usual fights and car chases, the one at the end quite a spectacular one, but I have to say that I have grown weary of that formula for spy thrillers.  You can always count on a motorcycle chase or two, several car pile-ups and someone falling or dangling from a high place.  Yawn.  Though I did enjoy the devastation of the late, great Riviera Hotel in Las Vegas, which was set for demolition anyway. It went out in a blaze of glory.

However, director Paul Greengrass delivers a taut, action-packed thriller if you are into that kind of thing and can follow these convoluted and intricate plot lines so prevalent in spy thrillers. I seem to have trouble with it myself.  I have to say, though, I have a particular fondness for director Paul Greengrass and his movies, ever since the incredibly moving "United 93," which told the story of the brave souls who foiled the 9/11 hijackers on that flight, losing their lives in the process and which I defy you to try to get through without crying your eyes out.  He has directed three of the five "Bourne" films and co-wrote this one with Christopher Rouse.  He does a good job keeping the franchise going and if the ending of this film was any indication, it looks like the Bourne movies, like the Duracell Bunny, will keep going and going and going.

Rosy the Reviewer says..as spy thrillers go, this is an intelligent, action-packed ride and Matt Damon's presence pushes it above the run-of-the mill.





***Some Movies You Might Have Missed***
(And Some You Will Be Glad You Did)!

Now on DVD






San Andreas (2015)


After "The Big One" in California (you know it's coming, right?), a helicopter pilot/fireman makes the treacherous journey across the state to save his daughter.
 
This movie is probably not a good idea for someone living in earthquake country where earthquakes are not only predictable but inevitable.  And the same goes for movie mavens watching disaster movies like "The Towering Inferno," "The Wave," and this one, which are inevitably predictable.  But despite that I have always had a weakness for disaster films.  They are like horror films - which I also enjoy from time to time - they both have formulas, but disaster films usually employ more of the human element.
 
With disaster films, the formula includes:
 
  • Ominous music during a cold opening where something bad happens to an innocent person (remember "Jaws?").  The ominous music also might just play over the opening credits. But ominous music early on is a must!  The filmmakers don't want you to get too comfortable.  They want you to know that something *bad* is going to happen
  • Foreshadowing of that something *bad* that is about to happen.  Earthquake movie?  We get little shakes and rumbles that everybody discounts, except the scientist that no one will listen to.
  • Speaking of which, there is always a scientist who is predicting doom but no one is listening to him (or her).
  • A handsome, selfless but rough and tough leading man to play our hero (and they don't get better than The Rock, who is now our highest paid actor) playing a heroic firefighter who fearlessly flies a helicopter to save people - if anyone can take on an earthquake, it's The Rock)!
  • Heroic music as our hero rescues the heroine or that innocent person in the opening.
  • Heroine music - that's the music that plays when the heroine, with tears in her eyes, watches her man doing something heroic.  It rarely happens when a man watches his woman doing something heroic.
  • Kids in danger - we need some little precocious tykes to worry about
  • Romance - somehow in the midst of the world cracking apart and facing death, people still find the time to make out and have sex.  I don't get it.  I would be running for my life!
  • Overdramatic acting, because no matter how good the actor is, he or she cannot overcome what is usually very overdramatic and lame dialogue.
  • Dramatic, over the top deaths, especially for the bad guys.
  • Several storylines going on at once, especially a mission for our hero (here it's saving his daughter).
  • A coward, there's always a blowhard who turns out to be a coward
  • Improbable rescues
  • An old married couple looking knowingly at each other and hugging as they wait for The End (hey, I'm old, but I certainly wouldn't hang around with Hubby waiting for The End. Screw Hubby.  I would have made a run for it)!
  • At movie's end, if the film has done its job, you are even more scared of earthquakes/tornadoes/meteors/the world ending - than you were before.
  • But when the movie is over, there is an uplifting scene to give you hope and remind you that WE DON'T GIVE UP!

So how did this one measure up?

Yep, it's all here.

Several storylines: The Rock AKA as Dwayne Johnson plays Ray Gaines, an L.A. firefighter and helicopter pilot, who is going through a divorce and is not happy about it.  His soon-to-be ex, Emma (Carla Gugino) is going with Daniel Riddick (Ioan Gruffudd), a guy who builds really tall buildings and is about to build the very tallest one ever in San Francisco.  Uh-oh.  Daniel and Blake (Alexandra Daddario), Ray's and Emma's daughter, are headed to San Francisco.  When they get to San Francisco, Daniel introduces Blake to Ben (Hugo Johnstone-Burt), an engineer from England, and his little brother, Ollie (Art Parkinson). Love blooms.  With Blake and Ben, not Blake and Ollie.  Ollie is on hand so we have a precocious little kid to root for when the disaster happens.  Blake is with Daniel in the parking garage when the shaking starts and Daniel hightails it out of there, leaving Blake to get out on her own.  Daniel is our resident coward but he gets his in a cartoon splat of gigantic (and laughable) proportions.  Ben and Ollie rescue Blake and now Ray and Emma have to rescue everyone else.

Paul Giamatti, who always plays Paul Giamatti, also plays a scientist who can predict earthquakes. When he realizes The Big One has arrived, he is asked "Who do we call?"  And in true overdramatic fashion, Paul says, "EVERY - BODY!!!"  I shouldn't blame it all on him.  Some of the dialogue, true to its disaster movie cliches, is cheesy and overdramatic.  It's just that Paul adds an extra layer of cheese.

Anyway, when Ray realizes what is happening, he flies his helicopter to where Emma is to save her, which just so happens to be on top of a skyscraper, and an improbable rescue ensues.  Poor Emma is hippity-hopping over the tops of the skyscrapers trying to outrun the earthquake, and I am yelling at the screen, "Girl, get yourself on that helicopter!"  She does and Ray saves his wife.  Now if that isn't a reason to stay together, I don't know what is.  Then after saving his wife, the two of them decide to fly the helicopter from L.A. to San Francisco to save their daughter, but it crashes in Bakersfield and they have to drive up 101, a highway I know well.  My fellow Monterey County residents will recognize some Salinas Valley locales.  Will Ray and Emma get back in time to save their daughter or get stuck in King City? Well, you know the answer to that, don't you? 

Once the shaking starts, it's one horrendous shake after another.  I actually laughed a couple of times (sorry - I know I will probably pay for my flippancy), because like Paul Giamatti, the special effects were a bit cheesy.  The special effects were obviously computer generated and over-the-top. However, Gugino is always enjoyable. She is currently starring in the Showtime TV show "Roadies" and I really like her.  She has that je ne sais quoi that makes an actor instantly likable.  And The Rock is, well, he's The Rock.  All of the actors did their best, but these kinds of movies are not about the acting.  They are about how much carnage can be inflicted upon them -- and us.

But, hey, don't think it all stops with the earthquake.  Then there's a tsunami and the threat that the whole rest of the United States is going to shake itself to death!

Directed by Brad Peyton and written by Carlton Cuse, I have to say that this film was probably better in 3D at the cinema rather than at 4pm on a weekday after a long day of retirement, but at least I could have a glass of wine with my disaster.

San Francisco folks and those who know the city will enjoy the locales such as the Crookedest Street, SoMo, Coit Tower and the scene where they parachute into AT&T Park, but then again, maybe you won't enjoy watching it all get destroyed since us West Coast people have been threatened with THE BIG ONE for the last 40 years.
 
And by the way, those of you who don't live on an earthquake fault line and think you don't have anything to worry about, think again.  The movie gives you something to be scared about too.  Be afraid, be very afraid. "San Andreas 2" is already in the works!

You don't judge disaster movies by the same criteria as other dramas.  Disaster movies are supposed to be over the top.  I can recommend it because it's good improbable disaster movie fun.  Well, the earthquake isn't improbable, but the other stuff - improbable disaster movie fun.  Improbable disaster movie fun.  Improbable disaster movie fun.  I keep telling myself that.

And then it happened. The movie ends with a military helicopter flying over the city and a huge American flag unfurls over the Golden Gate Bridge.  My god, no words...I lost it. LOL

Rosy the Reviewer says...this is one of those disaster films that embodies every disaster film cliché, but instead of that being a bad thing, it's so bad it's good.






Sing Street (2016)


A Dublin teen starts a band to impress a girl.  So what else is new?

It's a boy's catholic school in Ireland in the 1980's and the priests are not above boxing ears and humiliating boys they deem rebels and imposing silly rules. Conor Lawlor (Ferdia Walsh-Peelo, which has to be one of the coolest actor names ever) is one of those boys and gets in trouble first for wearing brown shoes to school (he can't afford the requisite  black shoes) and later for his increasing desire to look like a member of Duran Duran

Conor falls for a girl, Raphina (Lucy Boynton), who is an aspiring model and who dresses like Madonna. Like I said, it's the 80's.  He asks her if she wants to be in a music video.  She is intrigued.  The problem is that Conor is not only not making a music video, he doesn't have a band.  But he decides that starting a band will impress her, thus reinforcing the idea that all of our rock gods started bands just so they could impress girls.  It doesn't matter that Conor doesn't know how to play any instruments.  Like I said, it's the 80's.  All he needs is big hair and some catchy pop tunes. 

Conor is introduced to Eamon (Mark McKenna) who can play every instrument and with him on board, Conor manages to fake his way into getting some other musicians to join his band.  They name the band Sing Street (their school is on Synge Street, get it)?  They don't want to be a cover band so Conor tries his hand at writing songs and in true musical comedy fashion comes up with some great songs. The band starts to get gigs and Conor starts to get the girl.  She teaches him to live life more fully which includes wearing eye makeup.

Now Conor starts having even more trouble with the priests.  The head priest drags him into the toilet and rubs his face in the sink.  Undeterred, Conor transforms from a callow school boy to a Duran Duran lookalike. Us old folks still think everyone wanted to be The Beatles, but we didn't realize those 80's teens were inspired by glam rock and jazzy music from the likes of "A-Ha" "Hall and Oates"  and " "Tears for Fears."  I guess we forgot about the 80's. 

Favorite quote:  "No woman can love a man who listens to Phil Collins."

Written and directed by John Carney, who brought us the wonderful "Once," this one sometimes felt like an Irish 80's version of "Glee," but it's a coming of age story and the theme of music as a form of expression that leads to confidence and identity is a good one. The actors are engaging and the music is fine, though not on the level of the songs from "Once."

Ferdia-Walsh is an appealing actor who bears a resemblance to a young Paul McCartney and his love interest, Lucy Boynton, is charming.  All of the other young actors are the usual quirky mix you find in "Let's start a band" movies like this.

Rosy the Reviewer says...a sweet film with some catchy music, but if you are expecting "Once," you will be disappointed.





***My 1001 Movies I Must See Before I Die Project***



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The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920)


Dr. Caligari uses a somnambulist (that's a sleepwalker to you and me) to commit murders.  Dr. Caligari is not a very nice guy.  Or so we are lead to believe.

"The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari" is a 1920 German silent horror film, directed by Robert Wiene and written by Hans Janowitz and Carl Mayer. Considered the quintessential work of German Expressionist cinema, the film begins with our hero, Francis, telling the story of an insane hypnotist (Werner Krauss) who uses a sideshow somnambulist, Cesare (Conrad Veidt), to commit murders. However, as the film progresses and the twist occurs, we wonder, just who is the insane one?

Why it's a Must See: "[This film] is the keystone of a strain of bizarre, fantastical cinema that flourished in Germany in the 1920's and was linked, somewhat spuriously, with the Expressionist art movement...With its sideshow ambience, hypnotic mad scientist villain, and leotard-clad, heroine-abducting monster, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari is a major early entry in the horror genre, introducing images, themes, and characters that became fundamental to the likes of Tod Browning's Dracula and James Whale's Frankenstein (both 1931)."
---"1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die"

The version I saw (on DVD) was taken from a 35mm print restored by the Bundesarchiv Filmarchiv of Germany featuring the original color tinting and toning giving the film a sort of tintype, overexposed look.  The set design is all very art deco and modern, the set designers having used paper sets drawing the shadows onto them.

Since the advent of sound, silent films are difficult for many to watch.  They not only have subtitles we have to navigate but the acting is often histrionic and funny to watch by today's standards.  However, silent films embody the essence of film; they are the ultimate film experience because they are all about the visuals.  No matter what language you speak, you would be able to understand what is going on in a silent film with or without the intertitles.  Silent films deserve their place in film history and should be seen.

It's a horror film but probably less horror and more comedy for today's audiences.  No hatchets in heads or screaming teens running from a knife-wielding attacker.  Just odd characters and a nightmarish creepiness.

Some critics have said the film uses themes of authority and brutality to represent the German war government and Cesare symbolized the common man conditioned to become a soldier conditioned to kill.  Also, author Siegfriend Kracauer, in his book "From Caligari to Hitler," offers the theory that the film "reflects a subconscious need in German society for a tyrant, and is an example of Germany's obedience to authority and unwillingness to rebel against deranged authority. He says the film is a premonition of the rise of Hitler and the Nazi Party."  The film also explores the theme of sanity vs. insanity, or who is really running the asylum?

Rosy the Reviewer says...whatever the deeper meanings may be, this is one strange and creepy film ahead of its time.
(Silent with English intertitles, b & white with color tinting)


 
***Book of the Week***





Framed: Why Michael Skakel Spent Over a Decade in Prison for a Crime He Didn't Commit by Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (2016)


The Martha Moxley murder case was a cause celebre in part because it involved a rich, blonde teenaged girl and partly because of the connection to the Kennedy family.

The night before Halloween in 1975, Martha Moxley was found brutally murdered near her home in the ultra-rich community of Greenwich, Connecticut.  Though there were many suspects, the case remained unsolved until 27 years later when Michael Skakel was convicted of the murder.  He was convicted despite no physical or forensic evidence, no fingerprints or DNA, no witnesses.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is Michael Skakel's cousin; his mother Ethel Kennedy was born Ethel Skakel.  As the title states, Kennedy believes Michael was framed and presents his evidence.  And not just framed, framed through a full-blown conspiracy.

"Because of the dearth of evidence against him and his airtight alibi, a number of people had to commit selfish, malicious, or illegal acts in order to convict Michael...I am going to show that [he] did not and could not have killed Martha Moxley; how and why he got framed for the crime; who did the framing; and how they accomplished it.  I'm also going to show how I tracked down the likely killers, phantoms who moved in and out of Greenwich like shadows...Despite overwhelming evidence of their guilt, Connecticut prosecutors and police still refuse to investigate them.  Today those man walk free, as entrenched, ego-bound police and prosecutors stick to their guns and refuse to acknowledge their mistake."

Written like a true lawyer.  The "number of people" Kennedy alludes to are the Skakel family lawyer whose self-interest it was to point to Michael's culpability; Dominick Dunne, who made a career out of covering high profile murders and who, according to Kennedy, had a vendetta against the Skakel family; Mark Fuhrman, the cop who disgraced himself at the O.J. Simpson trial and who wrote a book about the Moxley murder in hopes of rehabilitating his own image; and the overzealous, and in Kennedy's words, the "morally corrupt" police officer, and "the unscrupulous prosecutor" who all came together in a perfect storm to convict Michael Skakel.

Kennedy wrote this book to make that case. It's a tall order but Kennedy delivers a well thought out indictment of Greenwich law enforcement and others.

Also the Kennedy connection was the catalyst for the notoriety this case enlisted, but ironically Kennedy points out that he didn't even know his Skakel cousins because of a long-standing family feud between the two families.  When Ethel married Bobby, she became a Kennedy and distanced herself from her Skakel roots.

Michael Skakel served 11 and a half years before he was released on appeal and whether or not he will have to stand another trial is still up in the air, but Kennedy definitely makes his case that justice was not done for Martha and Michael Skakel was a pawn in an intricate web of lies and incompetence.

Rosy the Reviewer says...though a bit dry at times, if you like well thought out, compelling true crime nonfiction, this one delivers. 


 
 
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