"A Quiet Place: Day One" and the Month in Movie Reviews

[I review the movies "A Quiet Place: Day One," "Blink Twice" and "Will and Harper."]

A Quiet Place: Day One (2024) 

They are BAAAACK!!!  - those creepy blind aliens with the ultra-sensitive hearing we got to know in the first two "Quiet Place" films.

I think you know how I feel about sequels.  I have griped about them here many times.  Now may I add prequels to that list of "Ick?" This is supposedly a prequel to the first two in the franchise.  I enjoy the occasional horror film and since I saw the first two and am a loyal movie watcher, I succumbed.  Sorry I did.

Sam (Lupita Nyong'o) is a terminally ill cancer patient living in a hospice outside New York City. She has a rather bad attitude but, hey, I get it.  She is dying.  She and her fellow patients are taken on a trip to the City to see a marionette show, but Sam insists that they also get pizza. Sam takes her cat, Frodo, along, too. Who takes her cat to a show?  Anyway, while there, it becomes apparent that something bad is happening.  Announcements are made from military helicopters warning civilians to stay silent and remain hidden.  An invasion of some nasty creatures has begun.

These creatures are bloodthirsty but blind.  However, they can hear the very slightest sound.  Thank goodness, they can't swim so people are being rescued onto boats.  Sam becomes separated from her group and even from Frodo but is eventually reunited with Frodo and meets Eric (Joseph Quinn), an English law student and the two, or three if you count Frodo, make their way to Harlem where, despite everything, Sam is determined to get some pizza. I mean she stays in the city despite it being full of bloodthirsty aliens, goes against the traffic heading to safety in the river and risks her life to get... PIZZA!  Huh?

Many encounters with the creatures ensue, with Sam and Eric trying to stay quiet.  There are the usual monster movie "gotcha moments" with some scary scenes but not enough to save this. 

I saw the first two installments and actually liked them, but this whole thing with sequels/prequels, has gotten out of hand. It seems that when a film is successful, the powers that be have to run the concept into the ground and wring it out for as much money as possible, and, in my humble opinion, that's what happened here.

With a screenplay by Michael Sarnoski and directed by him, there was an interesting premise - the dying young woman in a world where she is probably going to die - but I am also thinking this was supposed to be a blood-curdling adventure with some scary monsters.  It wasn't.  For me, it was a boring, irritating snooze fest with the same old monster horror tropes at play. Zzzzz.  Even the cat irritated me. And don't get me started on that whole need to get pizza no matter what. Usually in movies like this, the heroes and heroines stay in danger to save other people but...pizza? But then, there is a deeper meaning to the pizza, so I feel bad about bitching about it.   

But I have to ask...the title "Day One" implies there could be a "Day Two...or Three...or Four?"  God help us.

Rosy the Reviewer says...save your money.  However, if you don't believe me, are a big fan of this franchise and still want to see it, wait until it streams for free, unless you have Paramount+. (Available for free if you subscribe to Paramount+ and for rent on Prime and Apple+)

Blink Twice (2023)

When you are just a normal looking girl with a normal, boring life and a billionaire invites you to his private island, beware.

Frida (Naomi Ackie) is a nail artist (she likes animal themes) and a cocktail waitress but she is ready for a vacation. She is also a young woman who feels invisible and is star struck. She spends her time on Tik Tok envying the good life of tech mogul, Slater King (Channing Tatum).  However, he has fallen into disfavor and has had to say sorry and step down from his position with his company.  It is unclear what he has done, but he has stepped away from the spotlight and moved to his private island.

But wouldn't you know, he is trying to make amends by becoming a philanthropist and starting a foundation and it just so happens that Slater King's Foundation gala is at the restaurant where Frida works.  Frida and her friend, Jess (Alia Shawkat), insinuate themselves into the gala and meet Slater and he invites her and Jess to his private island.  Hey, Frida, here is your vacation.  Mmmm. 

The young girl who wants to live the dream is about to live a nightmare.

When the two arrive, there are others there: Slater's rather goofy assistant, Stacy (Geena Davis - where have you been?), who confiscates everyone's phones; photographer Vic (Christian Slater); private chef, Cody (Simon Rex); DJ, Tom (Haley Joel Osment); and young Lucas (Levon Hawke); as well as three other female guests: reality star, Sarah (Adria Anjona); app developer, Camilla (Liz Caribel); and lawyer, Heather (Trew Mullen).

All of the women are given lavish rooms, gift bags of perfume as well as food, drink and hallucinogenic drugs. Frida is dazzled by the first class treatment and the opulence.

So this is all well and good but nothing much happens in this movie for about 45 minutes until Jess is bitten by a snake and disappears and no one remembers her at all.  Then the maid seems to recognize Frida calling her "Red Rabbit" and all hell breaks loose and the twist is revealed. My favorite tag line is "Men are going to do what they're going to do.  Forgetting is a gift."

Written by Zoe Kravitz and E.T. Feigenbaum and directed by Kravitz, this is one of those movies about an invitation from a billionaire to go to a private island where bad things happen.  There are tons of these movies and TV series, such as the series "Murder at the End of the World" and the movie "The Menu," both of which I enjoyed. And even though it took forever for this one to get going, the reveal is revealing and a horrific ending ensues.  I enjoyed the last half, especially for the feminist theme and the female camaraderie, though the final scene was not believable. But I have to give props to Kravitz.  Female directors are hard to come by and this was a good directorial debut. I wish her great success.  

But Channing Tatum saved it for me. I have always been a big Channing Tatum fan, every since the early "Magic Mike."  I mean, ladies, he had some moves and is one handsome guy.  Here, he doesn't have a lot to do. Probably doing Zoe a favor.  She is his girlfriend, after all. But I enjoyed watching him. As for Ackie, she is not your usual leading lady but made a splash playing Whitney Houston in "Whitney Houston: I Wanna Dance With Somebody."

Okay, now a rant. The movie starts with a "Trigger Warning" - yes, that was the heading -  that the viewer is about to experience abuse and other "triggering" issues.  Is this now going to be a thing? Are we now so sensitive that we can't tell the difference between reality and a movie and need to be reminded...IT'S A MOVIE.  THIS ISN'T REAL!  When you see how this movie ends, it is difficult for me to get my head around anyone being triggered because they had a similar experience. Are we going to get "Trigger Warnings" now in horror films saying we are going to see horrible monsters ripping people's throats out because it might trigger us in case we have had that happen to us in the past?  Or even a Trigger Warning on a comedy that the movie might not be funny which might upset us because we have been disappointed in the past with comedies that weren't funny?  Geez. Give me a break. Not a fan.

Anyway, bottom line for this film...what my mother always used to say..."Don't wish for something. You just might get it."  "But you go, girls."  My mother didn't say that.  I did.   

Rosy the Reviewer says...and here is also what I say..."The evil that men do." (For rent on Prime and Apple+)

Will & Harper (2024)

Will Ferrell goes on a cross country road trip with his long-time friend, Harper, who has transitioned from a male to a female.  Harper has crossed the country by car many times as a male but now wants to see what it would be like as a female. Would she be accepted?

Will Ferrell met Harper Steele when she was Andrew Steele, a writer for "Saturday Night Live." Ferrell remembers him as a "lovable curmudgeon," with a crazy sense of humor.   One of the sketches Steele is known for is Ferrell as Robert Goulet.  They later co-wrote "Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga."

Longtime friends, they lost touch when the Pandemic hit but then Steele reached out to inform Ferrell and other friends that he had decided to go through gender transition, something he felt he should have done 40 years ago. So what do you do when your best friend tells you he is going to transition to becoming a female?  Why, you go on a road trip and make a documentary about it!

Steele had fond memories of the many times she had traveled cross country as a male, stopping in small towns at dive bars, hanging with the locals.  But that was then, when she was a male.  What would it feel like now as a female?  Would she be accepted?  "Will I still be loved?"

Directed by Josh Greenbaum, this film documents a 17-day road trip that Ferrell and Steele made, starting at SNL in New York City where they say hi to fellow SNL cast members and alums and then heading out across the country, stopping in small towns, meeting the locals, visiting the town Steele grew up in, visiting her sister, attending a Pacers game, and Will attempting to eat a 72 ounce steak in Amarillo, Texas, to name just a few of their adventures. There are also visits with SNL alums  Kristin Wiig, Will Forte and Molly Shannon. 

But the heart of this documentary is just the two of them - Will and Harper - as they interact in the car, asking each other questions and Harper shedding light on her journey, wondering whether the country she has loved so much as a man will love her back now as a woman. 

The film is funny and poignant and very real. Harper shares the feelings she has had all of her life and the fears she has had over this huge change in her life.  It's a documentary, a road trip, a geography lesson but mostly it offers insight into transitioning, something that is important now with so much acrimony surrounding identity issues.  But the film also shows another side of Ferrell.  This is not the goofy comedian we know and love.  Yes, he is still funny, but here he lets his friend take center stage. I have renewed respect for him.

Rosy the Reviewer says...an important, heartfelt story of Harper's transition but also the story of the transition of a heartfelt, important friendship. A must see! (Netflix)

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Rosy the Reviewer - An Unlikely Sports Fan - Likes Some Sports Movies!

[I review "The Beautiful Game (football/soccer)," "The Boys in the Boat (rowing)," and  "The Iron Claw (wrestling)"]

The Beautiful Game (2024)

A fictionalized story about a soccer team playing in the Homeless World Cup.

Yes, this is a fictionalized story but the Homeless World Cup is a real thing. It is an annual football tournament (soccer to us Americans) that has been going on for two decades that advocates for and brings together homeless people, those in recovery and those who have been marginalized. And this British film shines a light on it.

We meet Vinny (Micheal Ward) at a kids' soccer game (sorry, my Brit friends. I know I am supposed to say football).  He is doing his own commentary on the game. He even goes so far as to join the game until an angry parent confronts him.

Mal Bradley (Bill Nighy), a once legendary but now retired soccer coach, arrives and extricates Vinny from the angry parent.  He introduces Vinnie to his "dream team," the team he is training for a trip to the Homeless World Cup in Rome.  Bradley recognizes Vinny's skills and invites him to join the team.  Vinny acts unimpressed and he insists he doesn't qualify, that he is not homeless.  His pride takes over, but Bradley leaves Vinnie his number.

Turns out that Vinny is not only homeless and lives in his car, he also had a brief football career, hence his footballer skills that Bradley noticed. But Vinny didn't make it as a soccer player and his life took a bad detour.

Vinny didn't really want any part of Bradley's team at first but eventually relents, and off they go to Rome. Vinny is impressed that the opening ceremony is almost like the Olympics with the event featuring teams of unhoused players from all over the world.   

We get to know the England team. They are a ragtag bunch and all have had their troubles. Nathan (Callum Scott Howells) is a perpetually optimistic ex-heroin addict; Cal (Kit Young) doesn't like Vinny coming onto the team and taking his place; Aldar (Robin Nazari) is a brilliant Syrian refugee constantly analyzing the game and trying to build a life in a new country; Jason (Sheyi Cole) is a rather meek guy and Kevin (Tom Vaughan-Lawlor) is the okay goal tender. But none of these guys really have skills.  Vinny does. And this is Vinny's story and it's also Bradley's story. Turns out Bradley had a connection to Vinny years ago.

So will the England team win?  Will Vinny find himself?

There is lots of soccer footage, though on a smaller scale than we are used to, but the film isn't just about football.  The film, written by Frank Cottrell-Boyce and directed by Thea Sharrock, is more about real life underdogs, people who have been marginalized, finding meaning for themselves through community and friendship and, yes, sport. 

The ensemble cast are believable and Bill Nighy is as charismatic as ever. I will watch him in anything.

So why is football (soccer) called "The Beautiful Game?"

The grace and flair of the sport; its inclusiveness; its unpredictability (lower ranked teams can beat higher ranked teams - and they do!); its simplicity - just a ball and the desire to play; and traditions passed down through generations that are a part of cultural identity.

This film embraces all of that.

Rosy the Reviewer says...if you are a soccer fan or if you believe that sport brings people together and unites them or you just like to root for underdogs, you will enjoy this heartwarming story and find it inspiring.  (Netflix)

The Boys in the Boat (2023)

The true and earnest story of the University of Washington's rowing team that won gold at the 1936 Olympics and how they did it.

Produced and directed by George Clooney, from a screenplay by Mark L. Smith and based on the book by the same name by Daniel James Brown, this is another one of those tales of an underdog sports team making it to the top, and despite some hokeyness from time to time, there is nothing like some good old-fashioned storytelling and some exciting races to get you rooting for your team.

The film begins with an elderly Joe Rantz (Ian McElhinney) watching his grandson rowing a fiberglass boat and, in flashback, we are back in 1936 and a young Joe (Callum Turner) is a poor engineering student at the University of Washington with no money and living in an abandoned car and worried about how he will come up with his tuition. Joe has been on his own since his mother died and his Dad abandoned him when he was 14. 

But then fellow struggling student Roger Morris (Sam Strike) tells Joe that the school's rowing team provides room and board and jobs. So why not? Despite not being rowers, the two try out and make the UW junior varsity team.  Turns out this is the year that coach Al Ulbrickson (Joel Edgerton) is under pressure to beat rival U.C. Berkeley and make it to the 1936 Olympics.

The JV team and the varsity team train together and the training is very, very tough but the JV team starts to outshine the varsity team and Coach Al risks his job to promote the JV team.  There are lots of exciting boat races as the team makes its way to the Olympics. 

So if you are not a sports fan, what makes this enjoyable? 

It's beautiful to look at, the races are exciting, the actors are engaging and it's all about rooting for the underdogs! Even though you know how this ends, it's the journey (I say that a lot)!

Rosy the Reviewer says...though at times overly sentimental, this is an inspirational film that you can't help but be moved by  -  don't miss the epilogue that features the real rowers. (Netflix)

The Iron Claw (2023)

Biopic about the Von Erich brothers, stars of professional wrestling in the 1980's, who were "cursed" by tragedy.

This is not a movie featuring fake wrestling which we have come to associate with professional wrestling.  This is the real thing.

Written and directed by Sean Durkin, the film begins with Fritz Von Erich (Holt McCallany), who dreamed of winning the NWA World Heavyweight Championship. So naturally he dreams of that for one of his sons.  Sadly, Jack Jr. died as a child but he pins his hopes on Kevin (Zac Efron), his good-hearted son; David (Harris Dickinson), the natural showman; the self-destructive, Kerry (Jeremy Allen White); and Mike (Stanley Simons), the youngest, who doesn't even want to wrestle, but rather play music. But he wants to please his Dad, who runs a tight ship with his sons, each vying to be the "favorite" as Fritz pits them against each other.  Fritz would declare which son was the favorite depending on who pleased him most at any given time.  

However, there seems to be a pall hanging over the family. The death of Jack Jr. is blamed on the "Von Erich curse," and sadly as the lives of these young men play out, one can't help but wonder if there is a curse, as accidents, illness and suicide follow them.

Fritz's signature name was "The Iron Claw," but it is also a metaphor for the hold wrestling had on the family and the tragedies that followed.

It's an excellent cast with a bulked up Zac Ephron and Jeremy Allen White (without his chef's apron) as standouts along with a really great 80's soundtrack, exciting wrestling footage and a poignant fantasy scene at the end when the brothers all meet again. I cried.

Rosy the Reviewer says...even if you are not a wrestling fan, you will be drawn into this powerful family drama and care about these brothers who just wanted above all else to please their curse of a father. 

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Movies That Celebrate Female Friendship at Every Age!

[I review "The Fabulous Four," "The Supremes at Earl's All-You-Can-Eat" and "Desperados," movies that remind us how important our girlfriends are!]

The Fabulous Four (2024)

Four old college friends reunite for a wedding in Key West.

Kitty (Sheryl Lee Ralph), Alice (Megan Mullally), Marilyn (Bette Midler) and Lou (Susan Sarandon) were besties in college but over the years they have grown apart.  In fact, Marilyn and Lou are estranged because of something Marilyn did to Lou years before.

Now Lou is a doctor, never married, because she "didn't need a man." Kitty is a cannabis farmer, with an overly religious daughter who thinks her mother is going to hell. Marilyn is a widow who is getting married again only a couple of months after the death of her husband of 48 years.  She is also a dingbat with an addiction to Tik Tok. And Alice is a bit of a druggie.  

Marilyn has invited Kitty and Alice to come down to Key West for her wedding and Kitty and Alice decide this is a good opportunity to get Lou and Marilyn back together.  They hatch a plan to lure Lou down to Key West by telling her she has won a raffle from the Hemingway House to win a polydactyl cat.  I know... They also think they need to do an intervention on Marilyn to get her off of Tik Tok. And speaking of which, I actually met a 75-year-old woman who was obsessed with Tik Tok, so I guess that's a thing with older women. Not that I would know anything about that.

Anyway, when the three arrive at Marilyn's house in Key West, Lou is furious at the ruse - what?  No polydactyl cat?  Lou wants to leave, but Kitty convinces her to stay and then Lou meets "Ted (Bruce Greenwood)," a handsome stranger she is attracted to and I could see where this was going a mile away. 

Written by Ann Marie Allison and Jenna Milly and directed by Jocelyn Moorhouse, silly antics ensue as the women reclaim their friendship. But at least the antics aren't cringey, well, mostly not cringey. Yes, marijuana plays a role.  For some reason, older women getting high is supposed to be funny.  Not.  I cannot stand movies about older women that make fun of older women.  The egregious "Summer Camp" is an example of that.  But though this one can be silly, it is not disrespectful.

It's good to see Bette Midler again.  I have always been a fan and no one does dingbat better than she does. Sarandon, Ralph and Mullally are all good foils for her and each other and the friendships are believable.

But speaking of cringey.  Michael Bolton has a singing cameo and I thought, "Geez, what's with Michael Bolton?  He really seems out of it." But then recently I learned he had a brain tumor so then I felt guilty about my reaction. Sorry, Michael.

Rosy the Reviewer says...though I had some issues with some of the silliness, the movie was fun, the women were interesting, believable characters and it drew me in. A satisfying story of long-term and renewed friendships. (Apple+ or for rent or purchase on Amazon Prime)

The Supremes at Earl's All-You-Can- Eat (2024)

Odette, Clarice and Barbara Jean form friendships in the 60's and weather happiness and heartbreak together over several decades.

Odette was born in a tree; Clarice had a mother who sought perfection; and Barbara Jean was born on the wrong side of town. Well, actually her mother was a stripper and rumor has it that Barbara Jean was born on stage!  But all three of these women form a bond at Earl's All-You-Can-Eat Diner, which serves as a backdrop to their lives. 

In 1968 when the girls are 18, Clarice (Abigail Achiri) is a concert-level pianist with a recording contract in the offing. Odette (Kyanna Simone) is her best friend and the two are sent over to Barbara Jean's house to leave some food for Barbara Jean (Tati Gabrielle), whose mother has just died.  When the girls realize Barbara Jean is there alone with her step-father and possibly being abused, they whisk her away to Earl's All-You-Can-Eat Diner. When the three walk in, Big Earl (Tony Winters) dubs them The Supremes because the three of them together reminded him of that famous singing group from the 60's and Big Earl is a charming guy. And when Big Earl realizes Barbara Jean's situation, he invites her to move in with him and his wife. And did I say that Big Earl was not just charming but also fatherly?

Fast forward to 1999 and Odette (Aunjanue Ellis-Taylor), Clarice (Uzo Aduba) and Barbara Jean (Sanaa Lathan) are married and still friends, but weathering life's challenges. 

Adapted from the novel by Edward Kelsey Moore by Tina Mabry and Gina Prince-Bythewood and directed by Mabry, the movie uses flashbacks and flash forwards to tell the story of these women's friendships over the years, and it's epic melodrama but of the addictive kind and the talented cast makes it all believable.  There is a teenage pregnancy, lost love, lost dreams, a cancer diagnosis, cheating, racism, alcoholism, the murder of a child, revenge, fights and reconciliation. It's all here in less than two hours - life's disappointments and tragedies made survivable because of the love and support of friends.  You will care about these women and feel grateful for your besties.  

Rosy the Reviewer says...sentimental but satisfying with a message that reminds you to love and fight for your friends. (Hulu)

Desperados (2020)

Friends Brooke, Kaylie and Wesley rush to Mexico to try to waylay a nasty email Wesley sent her boyfriend when she was drunk.

Wesley Darya (Nasim Pedrad) is kind of a mess. No, not kind of.  She is a big mess.  She is struggling to find a job and is desperate to get married and settle down but can't seem to figure out what she is doing wrong. The problem with getting married and settling down is that she doesn't even have a boyfriend.  But after a disappointing blind date with a guy named Sean (Lamorne Morris), she literally falls into the arms of handsome Jared (Robbie Amell).  Yes, she trips on the sidewalk and he picks her up. 

Wesley is so taken with Jared that she cleans up her act and, in fact, literally puts on an act to be what she thinks he wants her to be. After dating for a month, Jared and Wesley finally have sex, but when five days go by and Wesley doesn't hear from Jared, she thinks he is ghosting her. She gets drunk with her two besties, Brooke (Anna Camp) and Kaylie (Sarah Burns), and the three write an angry email to Jared telling him off. 

But then wouldn't you know, Jared does call and Wesley discovers that he was in Mexico at a resort and had a serious accident and has been in the hospital for the last five days without his computer.  Oh, noooo. What has she done? If he reads that email...  

So to save her relationship, Wesley concocts a plan.  She and her girlfriends will go down to Mexico, sneak into Jared's room at the resort and delete the email. Brooke and Kaylie reluctantly agree. I mean, that's what friends do, right?  A road trip and hijinks ensue.  Oh, and wouldn't you know.  Remember that guy, Sean, who Wesley met on that blind date?  Well, he is at the resort too and gets roped into the hijinks.

Nasim Pedrad (probably best known for her five years on "Saturday Night Live" and last seen in "Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F") is really funny in this as are Camp and Burns. Each character has a distinct personality that adds to the fun. Written by Ellen Rapoport and directed by LP, the film has a "Bridesmaids" vibe, and like that film, there are some raunchy moments.  Let's just say there is an oversexed dolphin as well as an oversexed pre-teen. 

You have to suspend disbelief for a lot of this but if you are in the mood for a silly romp and you are not easily offended, it's fun.

Rosy the Reviewer says...absolutely raunchy at times but absolutely hilarious and a good message: Boyfriends come and go but your girlfriends are forever so don't take them for granted. (Netflix)

NOW CALL YOUR GIRLFRIENDS TO TELL THEM YOU LOVE THEM AND THANK THEM FOR THEIR LOVE AND SUPPORT!!!! 

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Movies Now Playing in a Living Room Near You! "Tarot," "Find Me Falling," and "Summer Camp."

[I review "Tarot (a current Top Ten Movie on Netflix)," "Find Me Falling," and "Summer Camp" - a little horror, a little romance and a little mess of a movie to avoid]

Tarot (2024)

While doing a tarot card reading, in classic horror movie mode, a group of friends unknowingly unleash evil and death.

A group of college friends - Haley (Harriet Slater), Grant (Adain Bradley), Paxton (Jacob Batalon), Paige (Avantika), Madeline (Humberly Gonzalez), Lucas (Wolfgang Novogratz), and Elise (Larsen Thompson) - rent a creepy mansion in the Catskills for Elise's birthday. Haley and Grant have recently broken up so the group distracts themselves from the tension by playing with a tarot card set they have found in the basement.

Haley does some astrological readings using the tarot cards. Elise is matched with "The High Priestess" card that predicts she will "climb the ladder of success." Well, that's good, right? Lucas gets "The Hermit." Paige is matched with "The Magician" and Paxton "The Fool." Okay, not sure what those mean.  But then Haley pulls "The Hanged Man" for Madeline and "The Devil" for Grant. Haley gets "Death." Oops.

So... this is a horror film. The typical young people in danger scenario.  I am sure you can figure out what is going to happen when these kids get back to campus. Yes, they start dying in the manner of their tarot card. If you like horror films, the fun here is who, how and when.  The "how" is particularly good.

When the kids figure out, uh, things are bad, they consult Alma (Olwen Fouere), a tarot expert they find online. I mean, when you are looking for an expert, you go online, right?  She is able to identify the cards as those belonging to an 18th century astrologer who worked for a Hungarian Count.  After telling the Count that his pregnant wife and child would die in childbirth and it came true, the Count ordered his men to kill the Astrologer's daughter which really pissed off the Astrologer, who in turn, doomed the Count and his friends to death and cursed the cards.  Oops.  Alma tells the kids they need to destroy those cards. 

So off they all go back to the mansion to destroy the tarot cards.  Not a good idea because there is more scary stuff to come, but for you squeamish folks, it's only mildly gory (I only had to put my hands over my eyes once).

Written and directed by Spenser Cohen and Anna Halberg (based on the book "Horrorscope" by Nicholas Adams) and starring a cast of talented and attractive unknown actors, this is kind of silly but it is fast-moving, stylishly done and is currently in Netflix's Top Ten Movies.  

Rosy the Reviewer says...I enjoy the occasional "gotcha" and "Don't go up there, in there, out there!" moments that horror films provide, and this film is full of them.  If you like stylish horror films, and especially if you are into tarot and astrology, you might enjoy this too.  (Netflix)

Find Me Falling (2024)

Rock star, John Allman, is licking his wounds in Cypress after his latest album bombed, and it doesn't help matters when he discovers that his remote cliffside home attracts unwanted "visitors." 

Morose John Allman (Harry Connick Jr.) is not happy to discover that his new home high on a cliff in Cypress is also a hotspot for suicides.  But, oh well, that fits his gloomy mood.  He is a musician and his latest album tanked.  He has moved to Cypress to escape and to hope no one recognizes him. That ain't gonna happen because not only is he recognized, but he runs into Sia (Agni Scott), a woman he had met in Cypress many years ago.  It just so happens that John's most famous song is about a woman he once met on a beach. And it just so happens that Sia is a single mother with a daughter, Melina (Ali Fumiko Whitney), who is also a singer.  Mmmm.

Sia and John rekindle their romance, but it is not without bumps on the beach especially when John writes a possible hit and contemplates returning to New York. In the meantime, lots of people continue to try to throw themselves over John's cliff, John gets caught up in village life, and we find out why Sia and John broke up years ago. There is also a twist that I saw miles before it was revealed (and you probably will too), but those miles you see are all over the picturesque Mediterranean location so like I always say, "It's the journey."

Harry Connick Jr. is not much of an actor, but he is a handsome guy, well-supported here by a quirky plot and interesting (sometimes quirky) actors, especially Scott, who is interesting, not quirky. I just wish there had been a bit more sexual chemistry between our two lovebirds. But the film, written and directed by Stelana Kliris, is very, very sweet, like a cupcake with frosting and then some sugar on top of that and there's nothing wrong with a little sugar. It makes you feel good.

Rosy the Reviewer says...if you are a Harry Connick Jr. fan or a fan of Hallmark Movies, you will like this.  It's a feelgood 90 minute getaway to beautiful Cypress. (Netflix)

Summer Camp (2024)

Nora (Diane Keaton), Ginny (Kathy Bates), and Mary (Alfre Woodard) have been close friends since they were children, spending every summer together at summer camp.  But life has kept them apart so when an opportunity arises to attend a summer camp reunion, they jump at the chance.

God knows I love films that showcase female friendships, and I wanted to believe that's what this movie would be, but when these kinds of movies go wrong, they go very, very wrong, especially when they are about women of a certain age.

First of all, let me say...Diane, Diane, Diane...what happened to you?  You used to be a serious actress or at least take yourself seriously.  I remember you in "The Godfather," "Reds," "Looking for Mr. Goodbar." But then along came "Annie Hall," a perfectly wonderful film, but for some reason, you have decided to embrace your Annie Hall persona in your Golden Years.  You now play a Dingbat practically every chance you get.  And you do it in real life as well right down to the way you dress.  I have never gotten over your appearances on "Ellen," when you would flutter onto the set and drink wine and fiddle-dee-dee your head off.  And that's what we have here.

So anyway, Nora, Ginny and Mary have known each other since childhood and "promised to stay best friends forever..." and now 50 years later they are getting together for a reunion at summer camp.  Ginny is a best-selling self-help author, who can't seem to help herself; Mary is a nurse who had really wanted to be a doctor but gave up her dream to marry a bad husband; and Nora is a recluse scientist, who doesn't know how to have fun.  Naturally, they all find themselves and solve their life problems after going through some wacky, slapstick stuff at camp, none of which are funny.

Written and directed by Castille Landon, what could have been a funny but heartfelt exploration of long-term female friendships was actually an exercise in bad dialogue and over-acting and not one laugh to be had.  Case in point.  Eugene Levy plays Stevie D, who we are supposed to believe is a longtime object of Nora's lust.  Nothing against Eugene Levy but kind of a stretch. And then, of course, we had to have the sex-starved older woman stereotype at play.

Ginny and Mary do a makeover on Nora so she can seduce Stevie, and I kid you not, the outfit they put her in is...wait for it... an exact replica of an Annie Hall outfit, full-skirt, wide-cinched belt and even that dumb, I mean, signature hat that Diane wears all of the time. But no surprise, really, because Diane has been dressing like that for years in real life.

I know it is not easy for women of a certain age to find work in Hollywood and they are willing to put up with stereotypical and disrespectful roles to get work, but then think about 94-year-old June Squibb recently starring in the wonderful film "Thelma." She managed to find a film that didn't make her look like an idiot.

Rosy the Reviewer says...just awful.  Can someone please find these veteran actresses a vehicle worthy of their talents?  Until then, you can skip this one (for rent or purchase on Amazon Prime, but don't bother).

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