Friday, March 25, 2016

"Hello, My Name is Doris" And the Week in Reviews

[I review the new movie "Hello My Name is Doris" as well as the DVDs "Me and Earl and the Dying Girl" and "Before We Go."  The Book of the Week is "Spark Joy: An Illustrated Master Class on the Art of Organizing and Tidying Up."  I also bring you up-to-date on "My 1001 Movies I Must See Before I Die Project" with the documentary "The Act of Killing."]




Hello, My Name is Doris

 

 

Shy, socially awkward and sixty-something, Doris (Sally Field), is inspired to pursue a much younger man at her office after attending a self-help lecture.

Doris is a woman of a certain age who has never married and who has spent most of her life caring for her mother.  Now her mother has passed away and she is left alone in the house on Staten Island full of the stuff that she and her mother hoarded over the years.  Her brother, Todd (Stephen Root), escaped that fate, married and started a business, so now he and his wife, Cynthia (Wendi McLendon-Covey), want Doris to get rid of all of that stuff and sell the house.  But for hoarders, it's not that easy.  Doris is not just a hoarder.  She is also awkward and shy and socially stunted.

Doris travels into Manhattan every day for her job as an accountant in a clothing firm.  Since everyone else in the firm appears to be either millenials or hipsters, one couldn't help but wonder how sixtyish Doris, in her quirky retro clothes and perpetual bow in her hair, got a job there.  Thankfully, for people like me who wonder about things like that when watching a film, it is explained that she was grandfathered in when the new company took over.

Doris has her routine.  She has her cat, is seeing a shrink for her hoarding and hangs out with her friend, Roz (Tyne Daly - Remember "Cagney and Lacey?" - good to see her again).  One day in a crowded elevator at work she is crushed up against a handsome 30-ish young man who engages her and who turns out to be the new head of the art department at her work.  She is instantly smitten and imagines him ravaging her up against the wall (she reads a lot of those bodice rippers).  She may be socially stunted but she's not dead!

At a lecture led by self-help guru Willy Williams (Peter Gallagher, who has aged well, I might say), a proponent of positive thinking who throws out the usual aphorisms ("glass half empty, half full"), he tells Doris she is "possible."  Wearing her little "Hello, My Name is Doris" nametag, Doris decides that having a love affair with John (Max Greenfield), that new, much younger, guy at work, is possible and she sets out to win him over. 

Actually she stalks him.  She gets Roz's 13-year-old granddaughter (Isabella Acres) to set up a Facebook page with a fake name and fake picture (I thought we were going to set off into "Catfish" territory here) to friend him so she can learn more about him.  She learns that he likes a band called Baby Goya and goes to one of their concerts.  Roz's granddaughter told her that the proper dress for such a concert would be something neon so she puts together an outlandish outfit and her dream is realized.  John is there at the concert and they form a bond.

Now here is where the movie lost me.  The lead singer of Baby Goya, who I guess IS Baby Goya, spots Doris in the audience and invites her backstage where he asks her to pose for the cover of his new album because, I guess she is so outrageously uncool looking that she's actually cool.  It's a millennial thing, I guess.  And all of his millennial friends, displaying all of the worst sort of millennial interests, take her under their wing, and Doris starts enjoying the attention and this new lifestyle. Somehow I don't think that would happen, no matter how "cute" or even hip such folks would find a sixty-something woman.

But that aside, this is a story of hope and a woman who doesn't have much time left to live out her dreams.  I like the idea that Doris thinks she has a shot with John. At this point, she doesn't much care what other people think.  So, Doris, go for it!

Sally does a great job creating this character, though Doris can be irritating and juvenile at times, but then I think.  Can't we all?  Her performance is a comic tour de force that we haven't seen from an actress over 40 for a long time.  I'm glad she's back.  And thank you, Sally, for looking like your age, though you always had that baby face. She allows herself to be seen without make-up, and I don't see signs of plastic surgery or botox which sends a great message to younger actresses.  Let yourself age gracefully.

Directed by Michael Showalter and adapted from a short film called "Doris and the Intern" by Laura Terruso, it is refreshing to see a film starring a woman of a certain age.  We need more of these!  

Rosy the Reviewer says...Sally Field...I like you, I really like you!

 
 

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Me and Earl and the Dying Girl (2015)

 
 
Yet another YA book about a young teenage girl with an incurable disease brought to the screen.

The film starts out with our hero saying, "Senior year of high school.  The worst year of my life and I made a film so bad it nearly killed someone."

Greg (Thomas Mann, no, not THAT Thomas Mann) is in his senior year of high school and has made it through by being invisible.  He identifies with no specific group - stoners, theatre kids, jocks - but rather straddles them all.  He has found a way to maintain relationsips with everyone.  He is neither popular nor unpopular but he is full of insecurities.

Greg's best friend is Earl (R.J. Cyler), and African-American kid who Greg says is more like his co-worker than friend, because they spend most of their time making parodies of movies - "Eyes Wide Butt," "My Dinner with Andre the Giant," "Death in Tennis."  Earl understands and says, "He hates calling people his friends. Dude's got issues."  Yes, Greg does. 

Instead of braving the social mores of the high school cafeteria, Greg and Earl eat lunch in the high school history teacher's office every day. There is a funny scene where Greg and Earl are eating lunch and wonder why the teacher is always eating soup.  They try some and get stoned.  Yikes, the teacher is a stoner!

Greg finds out that Rachel Kuchner (Olivia Cooke), a girl he knows, has leukemia.  His mother (Connie Britton) wants him to visit her because she thinks it would make her feel better.  I think it's kind of far-fetched that his mother would make him do that or that he would, but Greg is a good kid.

Molly Shannon plays Rachel's mother, one of those inappropriate mothers, who answers the door swinging a wine glass around and hugging teenage boys just a little too tightly.  Rachel doesn't want pity or to hang out with Greg, but he begs her and admits that his mother has made him do it - "If you don't let me hang out with you my mother will never let it go.  She is the Le Bron James of nagging."

But they hang out together and, turns out, Greg is quite funny and witty.  He amuses her and they form a bond. They share a love of foreign films.  Though his mother made him spend time with her, naturally their relationship morphs into a friendship, or what would be the point of this film, right?

Madison (Katherine Hughes), Rachel's friend, suggests that Greg and Earl make a film for Rachel.  Greg and Earl interview Rachel's friends and other students and Earl also forms a bond with Rachel. 

At the same time that we are dealing with Rachel's illness, we are dealing with the usual high school angst - fear of leaving home, fear of failure, fear of going to college. Greg is struggling. He gets depressed and his grades go down.  He has no date for the prom, he has a falling out with Earl and he gets rejected from college.  

But when Greg stops by the hospital to see Rachel and to show her the film he and Earl made, Greg is able to put his own problems into perspective. I mean, teenage angst vs. cancer?

One can't help but compare this to the recent "The Fault in our Stars," another YA book about a dying teenage girl brought to the screen.  But Alfonso Gomez-Rejon has directed an unsentimental story, adapted from his own book by Jesse Andrews, that shows us that peoples' lives continue to unfold after death - they live on via memories, deeds and what they left behind.  Gomez-Rejon uses animation to show Greg's perspective on life, which seems to be a hip device aimed at teens that was also in evidence in "Diary of a Teenage Girl" too.

Thomas Mann as Greg is a sweet, dorky presence who exudes charisma and Ryder is a nice foil and the rest of the cast are all first-rate.

I just wish the grammar here was better.  "Me and Earl?"  Bad English.  I never was able to break my teenage son of that.  "Me and Jimmy want to go to the movies, OK, Mom?"  Ugh.

Rosy the Reviewer says...despite the subject matter, an unsentimental coming of age story that rings true.  Watch it with your teens and see what they think.







Before We Go (2014)


A woman and a man meet cute at Grand Central Station.  He is busking and she misses her train after having her purse stolen in a bar.  He comes to her rescue and they spend the night together having adventures and forming an unlikely relationship.

Chris Evans, who if this film is any indication, looks like he wants to change his Captain America superhero image to a romantic lead, stars as Nick and Alice Eve is Brooke.

It is late at night and Brooke dashes by Nick in Grand Central Station.  She is distracted and agitated and it is revealed that her purse had been stolen in a bar and she has missed her train, the last one back to the 'burbs. To make matters worse, she drops her phone and breaks it.  Nick decides to help her even though at first she doesn't want him to. 

Brooke is married.  She tells Nick that she needs to get home before her husband does or her marriage is over.  So Nick says he will get her there.  Meanwhile, Nick also has a secret.  He was invited to a wedding reception where his ex-girlfriend will be, a girl we can tell he has not gotten over.

They spend the night walking around trying to figure out how to get Brooke home with no money.  They decide to go to that wedding and possibly borrow some money from someone. However, they go to the wrong wedding where they are mistaken for the band in a very far-fetched scene where they decide, OK, you think we are the band?  We'll go for it. Brooke sings accompanied by Nick and she is very good.  Of course she is.  But before they are discovered as imposters, the organizer of the wedding entertainment gives them a key for the "green room."  When they are discovered, they go to that room, order room service and talk about "room graffiti," where people draw things on the back of hotel paintings. Sure enough.  We look on the backs of the wall art and there are drawings on the back.  Is this really a thing?

The film has many "Huh?" moments like that one and another where they consult a psychic who tells them they don't need to pay him (huh?), but the two of them are an engaging couple.  Over the course of the night, the two reveal their stories and current circumstances.

This is one of those "strangers meet and walk around all night" stories. There is a decided "Before Sunrise" vibe as well as a dose of "Once," but without the music.  It's a sweet little talky movie starring two very beautiful people.  In fact, I never realized how handsome and charismatic Chris Evans is.  My new crush?

It's nice to muse over losing my purse and having someone like Chris Evans come to my rescue.  I had one of those nights once long ago in college and always wondered what happened to that guy.

Directed by Chris Evans, this was obviously a labor of love for him and a way to be something other than Captain America.

Rosy the Reviewer says... If you like Linklater's "Before Sunrise" films, you might enjoy this one too. Chris's Nick is a bit too good to be true but we can dream, can't we? 




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The Act of Killing (2012)



Former Indonesian death squad leaders reenact their mass killings in a variety of genres.

"It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets."  - Voltaire

Thus begins this documentary about the 1960's killings in Indonesia of over a million people, anyone who opposed the military regime: alleged communists, ethnic Chinese and intellectuals.  The government used paramilitary and gangsters to do the killings, one group was the Pancasila Youth, led by Anwar Congo.  That group still has many current members in Indonesia.

Anwar and his friends were delighted when they were approached by documentarian Joshua Oppenheimer, who asked them to reenact the killings in any movie genre they wished. They chose the styles of American movies that they loved. As Oppenheimer directed this film within a film, the assassins are enthusiastic, building elaborate sets, using special effects and making fancy costumes.  When interviewed they were proud of the killings and were happy to reenact them for what they hoped would be a successful feature film. They bragged about their deeds - butchering and killing entire families - and they were never punished for what they did.  In fact in many circles they were revered and looked up to for ridding the country of the "communists."  Several times they proudly call themselves gangsters because the word means "free man."

As the assassins describe the killings, they share the best clothes to wear for killing someone, the best way to kill, all in a very matter-of-fact way.  They brag about being more sadistic than the Nazis.  In general, though, as the film progresses their humanity slowly emerges, they try to rationalize their acts and admit that they know killing is wrong. 

Eventually some of the men start to exhibit guilt and remorse about what they had done, especially Congo.

Why it's a Must See:  "Executive produced by Werner Herzog and Errol Morris, [this film] is a shocking, surreal, and stunningly original documentary...[director] Oppenheimer eschews historical context or archival footage, instead focusing on a few individuals as they gradually come to recognize the abhorrence of their crimes."
---"1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die"

This film won many awards in 2014 including an Oscar nomination and the BAFTA for Best Documentary Feature Film category.

Rosy the Reviewer says...a timely film in light of the continuing terrorism and mass murder of innocent people around the world.

 

***The Book of the Week***





Spark Joy:   An Illustrated Master Class on the Art of Organizing and Tidying Up by Marie Kondo
(2016)



Apparently, we are all now obsessed with organizing, folding and tidying.

I just took one of those quizzes that are so rampant on Facebook.  It was a personality quiz and my highest score was for "orderliness" at 92%.  So it's no wonder I was drawn to this book.

But I am not the only one interested in organizing and tidiness. This is the second book from Kondo, whose first book "The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up" was a major best-seller. I think it says something about our world that we want someone to whip us into shape!  And that she does.  This is a sort of "Tiger Mother" for messy people.

Here she goes one step further with her KonMari Method of folding everything and organizing drawers, shelves and closets to explain how this will give you joy. She divides the book into categories such as rain gear, paper supplies and food and then tells you how to deal with it all in a way that will give you joy (brace yourself, sometimes she says, get rid of it)!

There are all sorts of little platitudes and homilies interspersed, to inspire you, I would guess.  The book begins with: "Life truly begins only after you have put your house in order."  I can't help but think, then, of all those poor sods who live in messy houses and whose lives have yet to begin.

The KonMari way has six rules:

1.  Commit yourself to tidying up
2.  Imagine your ideal lifestyle
3.  Finish discarding first
4.  Tidy by category, not by location
5. Follow the right order
6. Ask yourself if it sparks joy

OK, that all sounds reasonable.  But isn't joy subjective?

For example, I have to question the joy in throwing out a vase in lieu of a plastic bottle for your flowers.  Don't we get some joy from the lovely vase?  She goes on to say you can then throw out the plastic bottle. Where's the joy in a plastic bottle?  My joy is the lovely flowers in the lovely vase.  Her joy is obviously throwing stuff out.

Here is more:

"Pack drawers like a Japanese bento box."
You are kidding me!

"Fold clothes like origami."
You are kidding me some more!

"Tidying puts relationships into focus."
Huh?

Rosy the Reviewer says...Ohhhh.... Just too much material here...I feel a blog post coming on.  See you Tuesday!



 

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Tuesday, March 22, 2016

A Woman of a Certain Age Flying Solo

I have to say that for all of my 67 years, I haven't traveled solo very much, even as a young woman. I mean, I have flown alone when necessary, but never gone on safari alone or backpacked through Thailand by myself, that sort of thing.

I am just back from California where I went to see my new baby granddaughter, a big deal because she is the first granddaughter. 



She joins her brothers in my son's and daughter-in-law's family.  I went alone because Hubby still has a job (poor Hubby), and let me tell you, flying ain't what it used to be and flying solo as a woman of a certain age can really suck. 

Don't get me started on how flying in general has changed, but what I have discovered now is that where once I was of interest to my seatmates, I have now become invisible.

The first time I ever went to Europe, I flew to London alone to visit my niece.  My mother and sister were also going to be there. I was in my 30's and on the flight over I sat next to a gentleman who was probably in his forties.  Not sure.  I looked especially cute in my 80's Express sweatshirt, long skirt and bobby sox and tennis shoes (what can I say, is there any explanation whatsoever about fashion in the 80's?). Anyway, we talked the whole time until he said it was time for him to sleep, but he wanted to invite me (and my mother and sister) to visit him where he was staying at The Ritz. I think that meant he kind of liked me. He was in London to give a paper on this new disease that had cropped up, an anti-immune thing that might have been caused by monkeys.  It was 1987.

But flying solo isn't all about flying in an airplane.  It's all about doing things alone and for a woman of a certain age that can be daunting.

I have traveled a lot but not many times alone. I have had to go back home alone when each of my parents became ill and died and I have flown alone to meet my daughter for a mother daughter trip that I wrote about.  But in general I travel with Hubby and since he is such a control freak, I tell him what I want and he makes it happen.

So when it comes to traveling on my own, I am not entirely comfortable with flying by myself, renting the car, driving where I need to get to and staying in a hotel alone.

What I notice now is that once where there were nice young men who took an interest in me and peers who engaged me when I did travel alone, now there are none.

Also do you notice how men hog the armrests?  That never would have happened when I was younger.  Another reason to have an aisle seat.  At least one of your arms won't be screwed into your own lap.

But since my children live far and wide and the grandchildren likewise, if I want to see them, I need to be able to travel.  And since Hubby still has a job and doesn't have a lot of time off, I might have to do it on my own.

I have two grandsons whom I love dearly and they live in California.  I now also have a little granddaughter who was born five weeks ago who also lives in Cally, so I decided I needed to go meet her. I also have a very close friend who is not well and who also lives in California and when I travel there I want to see him too.

So off I went to California solo.

I not only was flying solo but renting a car and driving 90 minutes south solo(which I never have to do) to see the sick friend, staying solo with friends I hadn't seen in over 12 years (the kind of thing I never do), staying solo in an airbnb room in a house solo (which I had never done), all anxiety provoking, but since I took Brene Brown's course and read her book "Daring Greatly," I decided I needed to put it in practice -- and dare greatly.



But since I am a sort of control freak myself, daring greatly doesn't mean flying by the seat of my pants.  Oh, no.  I plan for daring greatly.

For example, when flying I always check in exactly 24 hours before my flight so I can change that 25D seat to a 9D.  That's when the good seats open up.  One of the few times bigger isn't better.  I like to sit as close to First Class as possible so I can enjoy the good life vicariously...and also get the hell off the plane as quickly as possible.  It also doesn't hurt that the beverage service starts up at the front of the plane either.

I also have TSA Precheck




That's the line where those of you who don't have it wonder why people like me are whizzing through security. 

However as a woman of a certain age, I have had to endure the occasional comment from harried businessmen asking me if I was in the right line as if a woman of a certain age should not be amongst them.  Hey, buddy, I may be retired, but I'm not stupid.  No long security lines for this gal, but, speaking of which, the Precheck lines are getting longer and longer as the TSA folks open it up to "civilians," people who somehow qualify for that flight (not sure how), but have never done it before.  Since they are newbies, they don't realize they don't have to take off their shoes, open their computers, take off their jackets or show the TSA agents their precious liquids, thus holding up the line with their cluelessness.  So here I am in the line with the snotty businessmen and the tourists disrobing, holding up the line until the TSA agent yells at them and tells them they don't need to strip and to get the hell into the X-ray machine.That must be why those businessmen questioned my being there. I get a little impatient too.

The one bad thing about having a seat up front is that you have to board last, thus finding no place in the overheads for your bag.  I have trained myself to compress my fashion desires into one carry-on but it's one of those carry-ons that is iffy.  More than once my bag has caught the eye of airline personnel as I walk down the jet way and I have been forced to check it so I have become expert at dragging it on the side away from the agent to avoid detection and if necessary I am not above causing a distraction so as not to be separated from my bag ("Are those flames coming out of the side of the plane?").

But the negative side of the carry-on for a woman of a certain age is having to get it up into the overhead bins.  There was a time in my young life when there were no end of nice big men who would offer to put the bag up there for me.  But now I'm on my own unless I want to pull the "granny card:"  - "Young man, could you help a little old lady?"  I'm not there yet.

I have written about the art of travel for Baby Boomers so you know that I like to look nice when I fly. There was a time when everyone got dressed up to fly.  It was a big deal.  These days you see everything from sweats and flip flops to a neck pillow and fuzzy slippers.  But for a woman of a certain age who is flying solo and has to fight the invisibility factor, it's especially important. I have this idea that I will be treated better if I look good and possibly get an upgrade, but deep down I think if I look fabulous the plane wouldn't dare take a nose dive.


So if you find yourself flying solo (literally), here are some tips:



1.  Look Fabulous

Like I said, it's a courage booster.  How could the plane crash when you look this good?




2.  Get yourself signed up for TSA Precheck

I walked into San Jose Airport, trotted through the TSA Precheck line and was enjoying a cocktail within 5 minutes!


3.  Always get an aisle seat

If you do, you don't need to crawl over anyone when you want to get up.  The one bad thing, though, is you will have to get up when your seatmates in the middle seat and window seat have to use the toilet.  I'm not sure why I, a woman of a certain age does not need to use the toilet for a two hour flight, when a woman in her twenties sitting by the window can't seem to hold it.


4. Order wine

Duh. So what if it's only 10am.  It's 5 o'clock somewhere and it helps a LOT if you are afraid to fly.


5.  Smile at the flight attendants

That sometimes results in a free drink or at the very least, the feeling that if something bad happens he or she might get you out first!


6.  Say hi to your seat mates...

and then shut the hell up unless they show an interest in you which they probably won't because you are old and invisible.  Nothing shows your age more than yakking at people who would rather sleep.


7.  Learn to fit everything into a carry-on.

But realize you are going to have to hoist it into the overhead bins yourself because you are now old and invisible - those nice big men are now helping your younger, cuter self somewhere else on the plane.



8.  Bring content

I fill my IPad with books, magazines and movies.  I don't know why everyone doesn't do that.  I know everyone cannot afford a computer or IPad but they can certainly go to the library and get a book for free.  I can't tell you how often I have sat next to someone who for the entire flight sat staring at the back of the seat ahead - no computer, no book, no magazine...who does that?


9.  Try something new. What's the worst that could happen?

OK, the airbnb was a disaster, but don't think about that.



But you know the whole point of this blog post isn't just about flying solo in an airplane, right?

I know, frickin' obvious. Flying solo is a sort of metaphor for...flying solo in life.  I know. Frickin' obvious.

I will never be someone who travels to the Amazon alone and lives in a hut or climbs Mount Everest, but for some of us, just doing some basic things alone is a big deal.

I have a lot of fears. I overthink things.  I worry.  That can stop me short of spreading my wings and doing things on my own.

But you know what they say about courage.  Courage is not about being fearless.  Courage is about being afraid but doing it anyway.

I am a bit afraid to fly, I don't like staying alone in a hotel, I worry about having an anxiety attack when driving long distances by myself (it's happened before), I worry about staying with strangers in an airbnb, and I worry about not being home in the comfort of the routines I have come to know and love.  There are a lot of "what ifs."

But I do it anyway.

Because this is what I will miss out on if I am afraid to fly solo.






So dare greatly.  Don't let being alone stop you. No matter what your age, don't be afraid to fly solo!

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Friday, March 18, 2016

"The Brothers Grimsby" and The Week in Reviews

[I review Sacha Baron Cohen's new movie "The Brothers Grimsby" as well as the DVDs "Our Brand is Crisis" and "Black Mass."  The Book of the Week is a rock & roll memoir "Living Like a Runaway" by Lita Ford.   I also bring you up-to-date on "My 1001 Movies I Must See Before I Die Project" with Roberto Rossellini's "Rome: Open City."]




The Brothers Grimsby


When their parents died, the young Butcher brothers of Grimsby, Nobby (Sacha Baron Cohen) and Sebastian (Mark Strong), were sent to an orphanage.  They were separated when only Sebastian was adopted and the two hadn't seen each other for 28 years.  When the two finally meet up again, all hell breaks loose.

Nobby was never adopted and stayed in the foster system. He grew up to be a football yob (that's a highly over-the-top soccer fan to us Americans, one that likes to stick fireworks in his bum to celebrate victories).  He got married to Lindsey (Rebel Wilson), had eight kids and two grandkids and he is unemployed.  They all live in one house in Grimsby, a not very picturesque working class part of England.  On the other hand, Sebastian has become a smart, well-dressed MI6 assassin.  Nobby has figured out how to scam the welfare system as a way to make a living and Sebastian has figured out how to make a living out of killing people.

Nobby has been looking for Sebastian ever since they were separated. When he finally finds him, he inadvertently foils Sebastian's mission and Sebastian shoots the wrong person, gets blamed for attempted murder and must go on the run.  And he's on the run and can't shake Nobby who is bound and determined to hang on to his long-lost brother.  Unfortunately, Nobby is a dimwit and pretty much messes everything up.  And to make matters worse, while on the run, the two uncover a lethal plot by a global philanthropist, Rhonda George (Penelope Cruz), so while they are trying to avoid detection, they also must save the world.

Sacha Baron Cohen was a comedian who rose to international fame with his highly successful "Borat" movie after success in the UK for his Ali G character and TV show.  Since then he has created three other characters, Bruno, Admiral General Aladeen ("The Dictator") and now Nobby.  Cohen's comedy usually comes from his socially relevant commentaries on institutions and cultural mores manifested through outrageous stunts and situations, often pulling in unsuspecting members of the public or celebrities.  This film is a departure from that.

This film appears to be nothing more than a spoof of spy films and a framework for Baron Cohen to be as outrageous as possible.

It's fitting that this film was directed by Louis Leterrier, who directed two of the "Transporter" films, because there is lots of action filmed using body cams, which I actually found difficult to follow and, frankly, which made me feel a bit queasy.

Speaking of queasy, what you need to know about Sasha Baron Cohen is that he has absolutely no shame.  He will not only "go there," but go beyond  "there" to shock and get a laugh.  Much of it is cringe worthy and, for some, offensive. But from the guffaws emanating from my "date," a guy, OK, my husband, much of it is a guy thing, I think.  Hubby thought this film was hilarious.  Poop?  Funny.  Nobby having to suck poison out of his brother's scrotum to save his life?  Hilarious?  Hiding inside an elephant's uterus and then a male elephant coming along and wanting to have...OK, you get the idea. It's all very scatological and puerile and, at times, disgusting.

Sasha Baron Cohen is an acquired taste.  You either like this kind of humor or you don't.  You know I am always looking for a comedy that is actually funny.  I have to admit I laughed out loud a few times.  I couldn't help it.  I liked Baron Cohen's imitation of Sean Connery as Bond, but for most of the film, I laughed more out of shock as in "Did he really do that?  Did he really say that?"

Rosy the Reviewer says...if you are expecting another "Borat," you will be disappointed.  There are laughs to be had here, but I can't recommend it because of how that would make me look.






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Our Brand is Crisis (2015)


Sandra Bullock plays a political consultant who is lured out of retirement to help re-elect a controversial, unpopular Bolivian ex-President.  She soon learns that the political consultant for the other candidate (Billy Bob Thornton) is a long-time rival, whom she loathes.

May I first say that this has got to be the worst title of a film ever.  There I said it.  I don't need to say it again.  OK, I do.  This has got to be the worst title for a film ever.

That said, it was actually a pretty good film.  It's a good, adult political drama.  Unfortunately, it came out at the same time as "Spotlight," "The Big Short" and "Bridge of Spies," other good, adult dramas.  So this film didn't get much promotion and died a slow death despite the star power of Sandra Bullock and Billy Bob Thornton.

Jane Bodine, our political consultant, is also known as Calamity Jane because she was a hard-living, hard-bitten strategist who is just out of rehab and trying to live a quiet life.  She has walked away from her work due to drinking and depression, but is pulled back in to run a presidential campaign in Bolivia for Pedro Castillo, an unpopular ex-President.  Her team includes Ben (Anthony Mackie) and Nell (Ann Dowd).  However, Jane is not happy to discover that the political strategist for the opposing candidate is none other than her arch rival, Pat Candy (Thornton).  Now it becomes personal for Jane. This rivalry gives the stars ample opportunities to try to outdo each other, which they do.  Lots of dirty dealings.

Unfortunately when Jane arrives in La Paz, she doesn't make a very good impression on her candidate because as soon as she arrives she gets altitude sickness.  It IS over 15,000 feet, after all.  But she soon gets her mojo back and that's where the title comes into play. 

What seems to work in political campaigns is to sell "crisis."  

Jane is going to sell her candidate by making everyone think there is a crisis that only he can fix.  Sound familiar?  The film provides some insight into how people actually get elected and it ain't pretty. Political strategists work to elect people with apparently no conscience about whether or not they are qualified.  It's just a job. Jane gets some insight of her own when she realizes how cynical that really is. It was a timely film for this election time, but somehow it got buried.

Directed by David Gordon Greene with a script by Peter Straughan and based on an award-winning documentary of the same name by Rachel Boynton, this film is a bit disjointed and doesn't seem to know if it's a comedy or a drama, which is probably why it couldn't compete with the likes of "Spotlight" and "The Big Short."  There was room for more dark comedy considering the cynical subject matter of American politics thrown into a South American arena.

George Clooney, who produced the film (he and Bullock are friends) was originally supposed to play Bullock's part or at least the part was written for a man.  A woman in the part is perfectly believable, though I have a difficult time thinking of Bullock as a hard-as-nails type.  I think I like her better as "Miss Congeniality," but some of her "cute" little mannerisms still come out.  She is a likable screen presence no matter what part she is playing. The combination of a man and woman going head to head allows for humor and snappy dialogue and the back and forth between Bullock and Thornton makes you think of James Carville and Mary Matalin

Sidebar: There is a quote in the film attributed to Warren Beatty - "People don't remember what you say.  They remember how you made them feel."  Sorry folks, that was attributed to Maya Angelou (and some others but I don't see Warren in that mix).  I know, I just can't help myself.

Rosy the Reviewer says...though this is an enjoyable adult comedy/drama that deserves to be seen, as a political film it could have had more teeth.



Black Mass (2015)


James "Whitey" Bulger was a South Boston gangster, part of the Irish Winter Hill Gang, who was a convicted  murderer, but eluded capture for 16 years until his arrest in 2011.  Through a series of testimonies and flashbacks, this film shows Bulger's rise to power and eventual capture.

James "Whitey" Bulger (played by Johnny Depp) was a South Boston gangster who cut a deal with a local FBI agent, John Connelly (Joel Edgerton, who was suitably creepy in "The Gift"), a guy he grew up with in "Southie (Southies are loyal to each other) to team up and be an FBI informant in order to rid South Boston of the Italian Mafia.  With the eradication of the Italians and Whitey's supposed value as a snitch, that deal basically gave Whitey carte blanche to take over the 1970's gangster scene in South Boston.  However, Whitey never really carried out his end of the bargain by giving the FBI any information and out of misguided loyalty to his roots, Connelly covered for Whitey, but when a new guy showed up at the FBI and wondered why no one had nailed Whitey Bulger yet, Connelly's and Whitey's worlds started to crumble.

Whitey is a pretty bad guy, though he has a soft spot for his son with Lindsay (Dakota Johnson in a small part).  A soft spot, yes, but not only his parenting skills but his character are called into question when he counsels the boy that it's ok to punch someone when no one is looking.  "If no one sees it, it didn't happen."

This is not my usual kind of film.  If I watch a gangster film, I prefer the family epics like "The Godfather," which is the godfather of all gangster films.  But Depp's performance is mesmerizing and worth seeing.

Based on a best-selling book by Dick Lehr and Gerard O'Neill (script by Jez Butterworth and Mark Mallouk) and directed by Scott Cooper, this film serves as an acting vehicle for Depp who transforms himself into Bulger and gives a mesmerizing performance.  However, I couldn't help but wonder the reason to make this film, other than an acting opp for Depp.  When news of Whitey Bulger's capture came out, no one outside of Boston really knew he was.  Also Bulger doesn't seem to have a redeeming quality in his body so I wonder about glorifying such a guy.  Though he could be very charming...right before he kills you...he was a bad, bad guy.  And that's about it.  Nothing much happens other than people Whitey doesn't like getting whacked. But as a tour de force, it works for Depp who once again inhabits his character and tries to look as unattractive as possible. What is it with beautiful actors wanting to be un-beautiful?


Joel Edgerton is excellent as Connelly.  Benedict Cumberbatch plays Whitey's brother, who at the same time that Whitey is killing and pillaging, is working his way up the Boston and Massachusetts political ladder. Though Cumberbatch's role is not a big one, his character is an excellent counterpoint to Whitey.  This film is one of those "good brother, bad brother" films like "East of Eden," but often the problem with these kinds of films is they don't explore why one brother was a family man and the other goes bad. That can be said of this film too. 

I just wish there had been more about why Whitey turned into Whitey.

Rosy the Reviewer says...see it for Depp's performance.


 
 


 


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Rome, Open City (1945)


During the Nazi occupation of Rome in 1944, resistance leader Georgio Manfredi tries to elude the Nazis who are looking for him.

Part 1 of Roberto Rosselini's "War Trilogy," this film is a stark portrait of Italian life under Nazi rule. We are used to seeing scenes of Nazis terrorizing Parisians and other Western Europeans, but it is strange to see this taking place in the shadow of St. Peter's, and, when you have Nazis speaking Italian, it is strange indeed.

Georgio Manfredi (Marcello Pagliero) is a leader of the underground resistance.  The Nazis come to his apartment but he has just made his escape.  He seeks refuge in the apartment of a lithographer but is eventually captured and tortured by the Nazis.  A sympathetic priest (Aldo Fabrizi)  tries to help him but he too is arrested. 

Manfredi's wife, Pina, was played by a young Anna Magnani whose unconventional looks and passion would catapult her to fame after this film and who would become the face of real Italians.  The scene where she is shot chasing after Georgio when he is being taken away in a truck is a classic of film and based on a true event

Why it's a Must See:  "Considered the initiator of an aesthetic revolution in film, Roberto Rossellini's Open City was the first major work of Italian Neorealism, and it managed to explode the conventions of the Mussolinian 'cinema of the white telephones' that was fashionable in Italy at the beginning of the 1940s...The freedom of the camera movements and authenticity of the characters, allied to a new way of storytelling, were among the qualities that made [this film] the revelation of the 1946 Cannes Film Festival where it won the Palme D'or."
---"1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die"

[This film] is not just a milestone in the history of Italian cinema but possibly, with De Sica's "Bicycle Thieves," one of the most influential and symbolic films of its age, a movie about 'reality' that has left a trace on every film movement since...It was the beginning of 'neorealism' - an opening onto reality, onto the human predicament, which Rossellini would continue with "Paisan" and "Germany Year Zero." - Irene Bignardi

Rosy the Reviewer says...Rossellini is my new favorite foreign film director.  See this one first, then "Paisan."
B & W, in Italian and German, with English subtitles





***Book of the Week***





Living Like a Runaway: A Memoir by Lita Ford (2016)


There are not that many women who play “Heavy metal" guitar.  In fact, I can only think of one:  Lita Ford.

Born in England with an English father and Italian mother, Ford was never a girly girl, and growing up in the 70's, she wanted to play the guitar.  She taught herself and at 16 was recruited to join an all female band - The Runaways, whose story was told in the movie "The Runaways," starring Dakota Fanning and Kristen Stewart.  The Runaways was a seminal band that also sparked the career of Joan Jett.

When that band finally fizzled, Ford embarked on a solo career and was called "heavy rock's first female guitar hero (Washington Post)," "one of the greatest female electric players to ever pick up an instrument (Elle Magazine)" and "a legendary metal icon (Guitar World)."  Her albums went platinum.  She toured (not to mention what else she did) with
The Ramones, Van Halen, Motley Crue, Bon Jovi, Def Leppard, Poison and shared a Top 10 hit with Ozzie Osbourne (his first).  Sharon Osbourne managed her career for several years.  Then a bad marriage (that she somehow can't or won't talk about in the book) laid her low for a decade.  She finally left her marriage but lost her sons, again not explained.  However, she pulled herself out of the darkness and she got her career back on track.  She was inducted into Guitar Player's Hall of Fame of Guitar Greats in 2014 along with Joe Perry and Brian May.

The tone of the book is badass all of the way.  This is one tough woman who lived the "Sex, drugs and rock & roll" lifestyle to the hilt.  She pulls no punches and shares her personal stories of hanging out with
Nikki Sixx, Eddie Van Halen (he doesn't like to be called Eddie) and others as she toured and lived the life of a rock star.  However, being a female lead guitarist was not easy and she makes that very clear.

Ford had very close relationships with her parents and there is a particularly poignant chapter about the death of her mother.

This memoir is not in the same league as Carly Simon's recent book ("
Boys in the Trees"), but we Baby Boomers love our rock gods.  This is a true rock and roll odyssey, plainly told, of what it was like for a woman to make it in the man's world of heavy metal.  






Rosy the Reviewer says...Lita Ford fans, fans of The Runaways, girls who dream of being a heavy metal guitarist or those who like reading about the heavy metal shenanigans of the 1980's might enjoy this, but those unfamiliar with her will probably not care that much and will want to take a pass.



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