Tuesday, June 9, 2015

Rosy the Reviewer Does Italy, Pt. 2: Naples, Sorrento and Pompeii (with travel tips and the usual pithy observations)

Naples. 

We left Rome (for more about Rome see Part I) on day four and took the high speed train to Naples.



To give you an idea of just how fast these trains are, it's about 120 miles to Naples from Rome and you get there in 70 minutes.

Here is a visual:

 
Tip #1:  When in Europe, don't be afraid to take the train.  European trains for the most part are nothing like Amtrak. They are easy, fast, cheap, clean, comfortable and on time.
 
 
 
 
And you can enjoy some lovely scenery and get a bit of a rest before you get back in those long sight-seeing lines!
 
 
 
Tip #2:  Don't be cheap.  You never know when you might take a great trip like this again so treat yourself to an upgrade.  We went Second Class Premium, which is a step up from second class and not that much more expensive.  It included leather seats and a little drinky and nosh and since most people ARE cheap, it's not as crowded.
 
 
 
Tip #3:  Don't be late.  These trains leave on time.
 
We left Rome at 10:30am and arrived in Naples at 11:40am.  We had been warned by good old Rick Steves about the taxis in Naples (it's that old overcharging thing again) so Hubby was more on top of his game this time than he was in Rome and made sure the cab had a meter and what the cost would be. We were overcharged but it worked out OK.  What we were not prepared for was the ride itself.
 
Let's just say that Rick was also right about how Neapolitans feel about red lights.  Nothing but road decoration.  And lanes?  Fuhgeddaboudit!
 
It was Toad's Wild Ride with me buckled in, white knuckling the arm rest and having an epiphany that "There really IS a God!  There really is!  There really is!"  Cars nosed each other from all directions, pushing into any inch of space that appeared, coming within millimeters of each other all at high speed.
 
But, hey, somehow it works and we made it to our hotel.
 
 
 
We were too early to get our room so we asked for a recommendation for lunch.  The desk clerk sent us around the corner to a pizza place on the Spaccanapoli.  The Spaccanopoli is a nickname for the street that runs down the middle of Naples' historic center. It's a vibrant, edgy, colorful and atmospheric area so we congratulated ourselves on how well-situated our hotel was.  Well, I should say, Hubby congratulated himself.
 
 
 
And the pizza?  OMG!  Praise for the Neapolitan pizza is not over-rated. It is my favorite kind.  It's a pie of creamy, cheesy goodness atop a thin crust accented by a delicious sauce and, in this case, buffalo mozzarella made on site (do I sound a bit like The Next Food Network Star?"  Just got through watching that). And all for about seven euro.  And that cart you see by the door?  They were selling huge pieces of pizza rolled in half for two euro!

The desk clerk had mentioned this place had the best buffalo mozzarella in town so I had to order the Bufalotta (I wonder if that's Italian for "lotta buffalo?).
 
 
Why Hubby ordered the pizza with arugula as the main ingredient only he knows.  I know he wanted some of mine.
 
 
Tip #4:  When dining out anywhere - not just in Europe - always order the special.  There is a reason why it's called "The Special."
 
We also decided our fast train had made us thirsty so we ordered wine.  The menu said 4 euro and we thought that was for a glass.  Four euro, with the good exchange rate, was about $4.49.  I have been known to pay as much as $12-15 for a nice glass of wine.  But no, people!  That was for a bottle!  A nice bottle!
 
 
Tip #5:  Always order wine!
 
Wine and beer are your best bets in Europe. They are almost always inexpensive compared to the U.S.  Cocktails are highly regulated and usually quite expensive. And go for the regional wines.  I have never been disappointed.
 
After lunch, we took a little stroll down the Spaccanapoli and got a bit of the flavor of Naples.
 
 
As we headed back to our hotel, I was happy to see a post office right across from our hotel.  I had been worried about mailing the post cards I had purchased in Rome.  I have discovered over many years of travel that regular stamps will not get your postcards to the U.S. in a timely manner.
 
Tip #6:  If you want your post cards to arrive in the U.S. before you get home, you must mail them VIA AIR or in this case "Posta Aerea" so find a post office and mail them from there.
 
Arriving at the post office, there was a young couple in front of us in the space between two sliding double doors, an outer door and an inner door, leading into the post office.  We squeezed in that space with them and couldn't understand why they didn't go through the inner door into the post office.  There was no one at the counter. 
 
The young woman kept looking back at us and eventually waved her hand at me.  We weren't sure if we were supposed to squeeze closer to them or move backward.  Turns out the doors of the post office were set up to allow only a couple of people at a time into the post office.  We eventually figured out she was motioning for us to move out of the space.  When we moved back onto the sidewalk, the inner door holding them back opened, they entered the post office and then we were able to enter the space and eventually enter the post office too. 
 
And my tip about sending my post cards airmail?  I think the postal clerk was in a state of shock.  He pointed to the screen.  2.78 euro...EACH.  That's a little over $3.00 per card.  I was in shock too.  I had never had that happen before...where sending a post card airmail was so much more than a regular stamp but the usual price for a letter via air to Europe from the U.S. is about $1.20 so I guess Rick Steves was right that as you move South in Italy, everything is just MORE.  So hell...OK.  I wanted to say hi to my friends and family BEFORE I got home.
 
Tip #7:  Don't be cheap.
 
As we left the post office, we still hadn't learned our lesson, I guess, because a little old lady waved at us to move back too.  We were impeding her ability to get out of that little space. Getting out of the post office was also a one-at-a-time thing.
 
Tip #8:  Remember what Yogi Berra said in his inimitable way. "You can observe a lot by just watching."  Good advice when you are in a strange environment.  "You're not in Kansas anymore," so when going to the grocery store (in many you bag your own groceries and bags and carts are not free), theatre, paying your bill at a restaurant...all of those things you take for granted over here.  Take a moment to see how the locals do it and then do likewise.  Will save you oodles of embarrassment.
 
When we returned to the hotel, our room was ready and it was a lovely room with high ceilings and a bidet in the bathroom.
 
Tip #9:  Learn how to use a bidet before you leave home.
 
And the room had a view of Vesuvius in the distance.
 
But then when we looked down we saw dumpsters, graffiti and trash.
 
And that, my dears, is the dichotomy of Naples.
 
You have a world class archaeological museum containing the wonders of Pompeii and then you have an obelisk in the middle of an old square covered with grime and graffiti surrounded by tough-looking young guys and prepubescent girls wearing black mini dresses and red lipstick.
 
 
 
You have a beautiful square surrounded by lovely old architecture 
 
 
in the shadow of a reminder of all of the innocent victims that were killed by the Cammora, Naples' notorious mafia.
 
 
You have quiet walkable ancient streets where you can get a glimpse of Neapolitan life 
 
 
and out of control traffic.
 
 
As I mentioned earlier, Rick Steves makes a good point about Italy.
 
If you start in the north, say, in Milan, you get a more reserved Italy - well-dressed men and women observing a sort of polite reserve. As you head South, it just gets MORE.  We discovered that to be true. Rome is a contrast to Milan: robust and bustling and sometimes chaotic,  And as we discovered, Naples is even more chaotic than Rome, a city with its own rules.  I hate to think what Sicily must be like!
 
 
What I liked about Naples:
 
  • Pizza
  • It's not as touristy as other parts of Italy
  • Espresso (there is a reason there are no Starbucks in Italy - we had the best espresso of our lives from a little hole-in the-wall just down the block from our hotel)
 
 
What I didn't like about Naples:
 
Most everything else.
(But to be fair, we were not there very long.  Long enough for me, though)
 
 
So after two days in Naples, it was on to Sorrento.
 
Before I get to Sorrento, I want to say that most people use Naples as a base for Pompeii and Mt. Vesuvius.  They either stay in Naples and then take the Circumvesuviana train back and forth or they stop at Pompeii on the way to Sorrento from Naples.
 
Tip #10:  Don't.
 
If you stop in Naples, we recommend taking the hydrofoil from Naples to Sorrento and then going to Pompeii and Vesuvius as a day trip from Sorrento.
 
 
 
In Sorrento, we ran into an American couple at lunch who said they had taken the Circumvesuviana train from Naples, stopped in Pompeii (you can check your bags at the train station) and then continued on to Sorrento.  They said it was the scariest ride of their lives.  Rick Steves had already said that if you were going to be pick-pocketed, it would be on that train, a funky little commuter train that toils back and forth from Naples to Sorrento and makes about 15 stops.  The couple said it was so crowded that the husband's face was smashed up against the door of the train and of course on a cheap commuter train that stops at every town, you are going to get all kinds.
 
We had already figured out that the leg from Sorrento to Pompeii would be less scary and chaotic on the Circumvesuviana than the one from Naples to Pompeii and turns out we were right. 
 
The boat that took us to Sorrento was hardly crowded at all and we got to enjoy the vistas as we pulled into Sorrento.
 
 
 
 
 
Sorrento, an oasis of calm after Naples.
 
Well, after everyone from the cruise ship left, anyway.
 
 
Tip #11:  Plan your itinerary to stay in "tourist towns" overnight.  When the tourists leave, you have it all to yourself!
 
 
and you discover little gems like this.
 
  
Yes, Sorrento is a tourist destination, but because you don't have to stand in line at the Colosseum or navigate a metro, it's world's away from the tourists of Rome and the grit of Naples.  You can just stroll and sample a little limoncello (Sorrento is known for it's lemons).
 
Or get your picture taken outside the limoncello factory.
 
 
 Can't help it.  I'm a sucker for this stuff!
 
Tip #12:  Don't be afraid to be silly and join in!
 
It's all about basking in the scenery and relaxing into the lifestyle. At every turn, it's gorgeous.
 
You would think my pictures were taken from a magazine, but no.  My little old IPhone.  That's how beautiful it is here.  You just can't take a bad picture.
 
 
Hubby had booked us into a lovely little hotel up the hill, a hill we didn't want to navigate with our bags after getting off the boat.  But those damned taxis.  Twenty three euros for about a mile's drive but we knew it would be like that and decided to opt for comfort over price.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
The view from our room was lovely.
 
 
Hubby took to it right away.
 
Tiles decorated the hallways of the hotel, highlighting that each room had individual tile floors.  This was our floor.
 
 
And there is that damn bidet again!  Hubby kept his underwear in it most of the time.
 
 
But even the bathroom had a view!
 
 
Hi, Mt. Vesuvius!  I'm sitting on the toilet!
 
The hotel was perched high above the Mediterranean but had its own private beach...a private beach that took four different treks to get to.
 
 
Stairs,
 
then, an elevator.
 
 
Next, a path
 
 
 
 
then more stairs.
 
 
And voila!
 
 
Tip #13:  The Mediterranean is cold in May!
 
 
 
We spent our 31st wedding anniversary in Sorrento dining at the hotel.
 
 
 
 
And watching the fog rise on Mount Vesuvius.
 
 
 
 
Tip #14:  If you want to have a happy long marriage, plan special events and moments for your anniversaries.
 
 
 
I had the idea 31 years ago that Hubby would never forget our anniversary if we had to take turns planning something for the "event."  We have done that every year for our entire marriage.  This was my year, but like I said, another way to have a happy marriage is to let Hubby think he has some power, so I tell Hubby what I want to do and he books the hotels and plans the itinerary (and then we have a fight about it)!
 
Now it's off to Pompeii for a day trip.
 
We were right.  The trip on the Circumvesuviana train was easy and uneventful.  We got to sit the whole way.
 
 
 
 
When we left Seattle, the traveling Pompeii exhibit was in Seattle.
 
Once again...
 
 
That's where the body cast of the human remains from Pompeii was supposed to be.
 
Guess where it was!
 
 
Likewise, several important sections of Pompeii were closed and under construction such as the Brothel, something I was particularly looking forward to.
 
Tip #15:  Not really a tip.  Just a caveat.  Sometimes you just don't have any control over crap like that.
 
But then there was this potent highlight!
 
 
Art in a home where two bachelors lived.  Mmmm. 
 
Priapus, a minor Greek fertility god.  However, in this case fertility and wealth equals good fortune.
 
 
Pompeii was much bigger than I had imagined.  It was huge and walking amongst the ruins of this ancient civilization that had running water, hot baths, taco stands (well not exactly but street vendor-type shops) and all sorts of "modern" amenities was quite astonishing.  
 
They even had designations for one way streets, two way streets and major thoroughfares.
 
One stone depicted a one-way street, two stones a two-way and three stones a major thoroughfare.  The stones were spaced so the chariots could ride over them. You can actually see the markings where the chariots rode over the stones.
 
 
An amazing place.  And a reminder of the highly refined civilizations from which ours has grown.
 
 
Our last night in Sorrento we walked down to the main beach to eat at a highly recommended seafood restaurant.  It's all about the seafood in Sorrento.
 
 
We wanted to walk home up those stairs but found out they were private!
 
 
Our appetizer.  And these are not onion rings!
 
 
It's calamari, delicious, plump pieces of squid steak with little breading.  Just you and those little squids.  Delicious!
 
 
Tip #16: If you are squeamish about eyes staring back at you from your plate, don't order shrimp in Italy!
 
 
 
What I liked about Sorrento:
 
Gorgeous views
Delicious food
Serenity
Strolling with the locals
Easy access to Pompeii
 
 
What I didn't like about Sorrento:
 
Nothing
 
 
After three days in Sorrento, it was on to Positano and the Amalfi Coast to meet up with my Swedish cousin and her husband!
 
 
 
 
The Bottom Line: Sorrento is as safe and relaxed as Naples is edgy and chaotic. 
 
 
Both provide a contrast that epitomizes the dynamics of Italy!
 
 
(Next Tuesday "Rosy the Reviewer Does Italy, Pt 3: Positano, Capri and the Amalfi Coast-with travel tips and the usual pithy observations)
 
 
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"Love and Mercy" 

and
 
The Week in Reviews
 
(What to See or Read and What to Avoid)


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 I Die Project."






 

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Friday, June 5, 2015

"Mad Max: Fury Road" and The Week in Reviews

[It's mostly what to avoid this week as I review the new movie "Mad Max: Fury Road" and DVDs "Jupiter Ascending" and "Annapolis." The Book of the Week is "The Andy Cohen Diaries."  I also bring you up to date on "My 1001 Movies I Must See Before I Die Project" with the 1997 Austrian film "Funny Games," a disturbing home invasion thriller that is a must see!]
 
 
 
In a post-apocalyptic world, it's a mad house and in its midst we have Furiosa (Charlize Theron) trying to save women who are being used as breeding stock by warlord King Ammortan Joe (Hugh Keays- Byrne) and Max (Tom Hardy), just trying to save himself. 
 
Furiosa is trying to find her way home to the "green place" and taking the "breeding" stock with her, the "breeding stock" being willowy young things in diaphanous white barely there sarongs.  When they were asked "Where do you come from?" Hubby leaned over and whispered, "Vogue."  Yep.  He was mostly right because one of the young women was model Rosie Huntington-Whitely.
 
Furiosa is a tough one-armed cookie who drives a huge vehicle called the "War Rig."  She rescues Max and they join forces to get the hell out of Dodge.
 
King Joe, however, doesn't like it that Furiosa has made off with his harem so he and his " War Boys" are after her and the film becomes one long car chase.
 
When the movie started, I kept asking myself, where is Max?  Turns out he was the guy in the metal face mask being used as a hood ornament by King Joe and as a "blood bag" for his ghost-like "War Boys."  I am a huge fan of Tom Hardy, especially since his bravura performance in the mesmerizing "Locke," but here all he does is grunt and get kicked around.  I don't think more than 20 words were spoken in the first half of this film.  Where is Mel Gibson when you need him?
 
George Miller returns after a 30 year hiatus as writer/director of another "Mad Max" film, but this film doesn't have the charisma of the early films.  Was it Mel?  Or is there currently such a desire these days for blood, guts and explosions that he was trying to fill that need? The film is a series of non-stop desert car chases, explosions and guys running about with weird masks. 
 
The special effects (which aren't really CGI effects at all, but actual crashes) and production design steal the show:  King Joe's world "The Citadel" was reminiscent of "Metropolis" and there is even a "Ten Commandments" type wave of desert sand.   But car crash after car crash, car chase after car chase, explosion after explosion, no matter how well done, does not a satisfying movie make.
 
I saw this in 3-D and I have to say that the film was actually marred by the 3-D.  I didn't see the point. The film would have been much more tense without the 3-D, which I found distractingMaybe I would have liked this film better if I had seen it without the 3-D.
 
And Max?  He seems to be tormented by something from another movie that is never explained and, he is certainly not in charge of his destiny.  He is tossed hither and yon.  It's definitely Furiosa's movie.
 
I was a fan of the early Mad Max films because they were original and exciting.  This film made me want to see those again.  This new version has lost me. But I must add that I seem to be alone in this.  Other critics are wetting themselves over this film.
 
So if you like action, there is lots and lots of that so perhaps you should check it out for yourself.  But remember, I warned you.
 

Rosy the Reviewer says...The best things about this movie?  Women as heroes. The worst things? Almost everything else.

 
 

***DVDS***
You Might Have Missed
(And Some You Will Be Glad You Did)
 
 
 
Baby Jupiter is born to Russian parents not realizing she is intergalactic nobility, destined to find the love of her life and save her people from an evil "soylent green" kind of future for earthlings. 
 
When we first encounter Jupiter (Mila Kunis), she is part of a Russian immigrant house cleaning team with her mother.  She never knew her father, who was murdered, but knows that he was interested in the planets, hence her name. Though she cleans houses, she knows she is meant for something greater but she just doesn't know what.  Yet.
 
Her cousin comes up with this stupid plan for Jupiter to sell her eggs for some extra needed cash, which she stupidly goes along with, and as she lies on the table in the doctor's office, we realize something bad is going to happen to her, because the people in the egg donation clinic are really aliens (little do we realize in our everyday lives, the aliens living among us).  Fortunately, she is swooped up by Caine Wise (Channing Tatum), a genetically engineered bounty hunter.  And boy is he genetically engineered!  Pant.
 
Anyway, elsewhere in space, the House of Abrasax, the rulers of all of the planets, has lost its queen and her three children are bickering over who gets Earth.  Somewhere along the line these kids figured out that Jupiter is their reincarnated queen so they want to get to her and kill her so they can have Earth for their dastardly rewards.  So young Jupiter spends most of the movie running around trying to evade the bad guys, making bad decision after bad decision.  It's one of those "You've got to be kidding me" and "Girl, don't go down into that basement!" kind of movie.
 
I know.  It's confusing as hell and gets more so.
 
I can see why this didn't stay in the theatres long despite the huge hype before its release.
   
This film has the colorful look and feel of Bruce Willis' "The Fifth Element," and the story is like an alien "Game of Thrones" with "Guardians of the Galaxy" and "Mad Max" thrown in.  But any comparisons to those films does not mean this is as good.  It's not.
 
Mila Kunis is a gorgeous screen presence. And then there is Channing Tatum.  What can I say?  But their gorgeousness cannot overcome a script with so much going on you can't figure it out.
 
Eddie Redmayne plays one of the kids, Balem, and steps out of his romantic ("Birdsong") and dramatic ("Theory of Everything") roles to play the villain here, using a raspy breathy voice to create his character and overacts like mad.  If I didn't like him so much, I would demand he give his Oscar back.
 
The special effects are cheesy and old-fashioned.  You would think that writers and directors, the Wachowskis, who gave us "Cloud Atlas" and "The Matrix" films would have produced something more exciting and original than this plodding, cliché-ridden, overwrought scifi film that isn't even so bad it's funny. 
 
Rosy the Reviewer says...there's a reason this film came and went in the theatres before you could plop down your money.  Heed such signs.
 




Anapolis (2006)

 
A poor kid from a blue collar town tries to better himself by attending Annapolis.
 
Jake (James Franco) is a boxer working as a riveter in a Chesapeake Bay shipyard, but his dream is to attend Annapolis which is just across the Bay.  His mother always wanted him to go there, but his father and his friends think he's a loser and discourage him.
 
He gets in at the last minute on a fluke and we follow our hero through his first year at the Academy...and if you have seen "An Officer and a Gentleman," you have seen this film, except this one isn't as good.

The only reason to see this movie is to see a young, handsome and raw James Franco in one of his early films.  Otherwise, it's a poor man's version of "An Officer and a Gentleman" with a little "Good Will Hunting" and "Rocky" thrown in.  We have the usual abuse and culling process by the commanding officer (Tyrese Gibson) to see if our hero has what it takes to be an officer. But more than that, does he have what it takes to win "The Brigades," an annual boxing championship?

Classic story of your roots holding you back.  His father wasn't supportive of his trying to get out of the shipyard rut but of course, in these kinds of stories, his father ends up giving him his approval.  All very predictable stuff.

There is the usual cadre of guys in these kinds of films:  the black guy, the Asian guy, the Hispanic guy, the fat guy who has to prove he can do the physical stuff and the young woman trying to prove herself in a man's world (Jordana Brewster also in one of her early movie roles).  Why do military groups always include these stereotypes?

Rosy the Reviewer says...the movie is a series of clichés, but see it for the young James Franco, before he became a cliché of himself.
 


***My 1001 Movies I Must See Before I Die Project***
 

261 to go!
 

Funny Games (1997)

 
An Austrian couple, their young son and dog are on vacation at their lakeside home when two young men invade their home and wreck havoc.
 
An operatic score plays as a precursor of the drama to come as a long shot from above shows our family heading to their vacation home pulling their sailboat.  We are jarred out of our reverie by loud punk music, thus setting the stage for the disturbing home invasion to follow.
 
Our family is settling in to their lake house when a young innocuous young man in white comes to the door asking to borrow an egg.  He names the next-door-neighbor and the wife lets him in.  Another boy soon appears and they terrorize the family.
 
The symbolism of the young polite seemingly obsequious men in white highlights the horror that can exist behind a seemingly benign façade. This film is almost 20 years old, but is even more disturbing in light of the horrific similar home invasions over the last couple of years.  It is also a filmmaking tutorial in how to make an extremely tense and scary movie without much graphic violence and blood.
 
Why it's a Must See:  "In this brutal and provocative 'home invasion' movie...Michael Haneke pushes viewers to the limit, forcing us to contemplate the senselessness of random violence, as well as our seemingly ceaseless fascination with watching it on-screen."
---1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die
 
Rosy the Reviewer says...if you liked "Straw Dogs," you will be riveted by this.  This film is exceptional in its intensity and artistry, but is not for the faint of heart.
(In German and French with English subtitles)
 
 
 

***Book of the Week***



The Andy Cohen Diaries  by Andy Cohen (2014)
 

Andy Cohen was head of development at Bravo for over 10 years but resigned late last year to serve as executive producer of the "Housewives" franchise and to host his late night talk show "Watch What Happens Live."  These are his diary entries from around the time of this transition.

Andy weighs in on the Housewives and all of the people who appeared on his TV show.  He name drops like crazy and dishes on everyone.  It's like having a drink with your girlfriend.

He talks about Lady Gaga appearing on his show and peeing in the waste basket in her dressing room and Andy turning the pee into perfume.  He also thankfully shares which Housewives are a pain.

Bitchy,  gossipy and juicy - just what you would expect from the "King of Bravo TV."  But it's candid and heartwarming as well as he shares his search for love and finds the love of his life in his new dog. 

Rosy the Reviewer says...If you are a Bravo fan (especially of "The Housewives") or you just enjoy pop culture, this is a must!



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Rosy the Reviewer Does Italy,
Pt. 2:  Naples and Sorrento
(with travel tips and pithy observations)

 

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