Friday, January 3, 2020

"63 Up" and The Week in Reviews

[I review "63 Up," the latest installment in Michael Apted's "Up" series as well as DVDs "The Farewell" and "47 Meters Down - Uncaged."  The Book of the Week is "Eat Joy: Stories & Comfort Food from 31 Celebrated Writers."  I also bring you up-to-date with "My 1001 Movies I Must See Before I Die Project" with "Deseret"]




63 Up


The latest installment in the "Up" series, a series of films that have followed 14 British children since they were seven.  Now they are 63.

 "Give me a child until he is seven and I will show you the man."
(attributed to both Aristotle and the Jesuits)

That is the premise of this series of films that has followed 14 British children since they were seven.  Starting in 1964, director Michael Apted has filmed each participant every seven years over the course of 56 years.  The series began as a television program directed by Paul Almond, a Canadian, who wanted to make a film about what it was like to be seven.  His helper was Apted, who acted as a researcher and who went on to make eight more films, filming the children every seven years as they grew into adults.

Apted has said, " It was Paul's film...but he was more interested in making a beautiful film about being seven, whereas I wanted to make a nasty piece of work about these kids who have it all, and these other kids who have nothing."

And that is what Apted has done in the subsequent eight films.  Some of the children were poor kids living in Council flats, some were privileged kids going to public schools (aka private).  The class differences were apparent even at the age of seven.  Are the children already formed at seven and on a destined path based on their class and accident of birth?

Much has been made of Richard Linklater's commitment to the 2015 film "Boyhood (including by me)," where he followed a boy from the age of six to 18, but that is nothing compared to Apted's commitment, meeting with and filming these children every seven years since 1964.  It is and was a monumental undertaking. Apted has said he wants to be around to make "77 Up" when he will be 92!

In the very first film, the children were filmed at the London Zoo where they all met each other for the very first time. They were Bruce Balden, Jackie Bassett, Symon Basterfield, Andrew Brackfield, John Brisby, Peter Davies, Susan Davis, Charles Furneaux, Nicholas Hitchon, Neil Hughes, Lynn Johnson, Paul Kligeman, Suzanne Lusk and Tony Walker

Andrew, Charles and John were chosen from a prep school in Kensington, a wealthy part of London. When asked what newspapers they read, Andrew said he reads the "Financial Times" and all three boys could say which colleges they would attend (Oxford or Cambridge for all three).  John said he would become a lawyer. Likewise, Bruce came from a prestigious boarding school and Suzy from a wealthy family.

Jackie, Lynn and Sue were all from a local primary school and Paul and Simon were from a charity-based boarding school. Nick grew up on a farm, Tony was from the poorer part of London, the East End, and wanted to be a jockey, while Neil and Peter were from middle class suburbs. Neil and Peter were full of hope and wanted to be astronauts.

Was Aristotle right?  Are we fully formed at seven by the accident of our birth and privilege? Does the condition we are born into predict our future?

Does John become a lawyer?  Do Neil and Peter become astronauts? Did Tony become a jockey? What have their lives been like over the last 56 years? What events have they had to overcome? 

If you watch "63 Up," you will find out.  

And even though there are eight earlier films, you don't have to see those to get to know these participants or understand what has transpired in the past, because Apted does a masterful job of editing footage from the earlier films. The film is especially poignant when he cuts between shots from earlier films, showing the subject at various ages doing the same thing, walking the same way, running the same way.  However, if you can watch them all, I highly recommend it. As masterful as Apted is, he can't pack 9+ hours into two and a half, so this entire series is binge worthy. You can immerse yourself in the entire experiences of these 14 people.  If you can binge on "Breaking Bad" or "The Crown," you can binge on this!

I first discovered this series in the 1980's.  I saw the first one, "Seven Up" on PBS and was hooked.  I sought out "14 Up," "21 Up," and "28 Up" and then saw the rest as they were released every seven years. Miraculously, most of the subjects are still participating all of these 56 years later, though one or two have dropped out over the years and then returned, one dropped out early altogether, one has died and one decided not to be a part of this latest film.  

Rosy the Reviewer says...this is just the most fascinating film series I have ever watched.  And...the greatest documentary ever made. There I said it!




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On DVD





The Farewell (2019)



When a Chinese family discovers that their matriarch has cancer and only a short time to live, they decide not to tell her.

As I watched this film, I couldn't help but wonder if this was realistic.  Would a doctor really not tell someone that they were going to die, but tell a family member instead?  But that's just me dealing with some cultural differences, I guess. According to this film, that is Chinese custom.  Cancer is so feared that  it is believed that the fear of the cancer will kill you before the cancer does. As one of the characters in this film says, it's the family's emotional burden to bear.

And that is the premise of this film.

Nai Nai (Shuzhen Zhao), mother to Hayan (Tzi Ma) and grandmother to Billi (Awkwafina), has cancer and not long to live.  Nai Nai's sister has been told, but Nai Nai has not. The family, many of whom have moved away from Nai Nai, decides to gather back home in Changchun, China to say goodbye to Nai Nai. To keep Nai Nai from knowing why the family has gathered, they have put together a hurried wedding for Billi's cousin and his Japanese bride, a plan that also gives Nai Nai something to work on and look forward to.  It's a lie, of course, but as explained in the film, it's "a good lie."  Billi has lived with her mother, Jian (Diana Lin), and father, Hayan, in New York City since she was young but has maintained a close and loving relationship with Nai Nai. When Jian and Hayan decide to travel to China to be with Nai Nai they tell Billi not to go because they don't trust that Billi will be able to maintain the lie. But she does and it's a a life-changing homecoming for Billi.

The revelation here is Awkwafina, who is more known for her comedy act and funny turns in films like "Ocean's Eight," and "Crazy Rich Asians" not dramatic roles, but she shows her acting chops as Billi, a very Westernized young woman who goes back to China and discovers her roots. And Zhao as Nai Nai makes you want her for your grandmother!

Written and directed by Lulu Wang (it's based on her true story), there is a whole China vs. America vibe here as well as a generation gap, as Billi gets a bit of culture shock but the film as a whole shows that no matter what our culture, no matter what our generation, we have more in common than not.  We love our families (well, most of us do), we carry emotional burdens, we may move away from our family but still maintain our love and bonds and Wang shows all of that without a bit of over sentimentality or judgment.  She loves these characters and it shows.

Rosy the Reviewer says...a beautiful film.  Now call your loved ones and tell them you love them before it's too late!




47 Meters Down - Uncaged (2019)


More underwater shenanigans with sharks.

Again, you know how I feel about sequels...but I must be getting old.  Because, lately I have been liking sequels.  But this one isn't actually a sequel per se.  It's really just another thriller about people being terrorized by sharks by the same writer and director of "47 Meters Down, which was a surprise hit when it came out in 2017, so hoping to cash in once again by using the same title. I actually liked the first one, which saw Mandy Moore and Claire Holt, two sisters, trapped in a shark cage at the bottom of the ocean with little oxygen and sharks circling.

I this new one, once again we have two sisters, but whereas the first film starred more mature women stuck in a shark cage, this time, the film is aimed at the teen market with young girls deciding to explore some underwater caves and, you guessed it, they get trapped and sharks circle.  Same premise as the first one, but different venue. "Uncaged," get it?

This film uses some of the famous "Jaws" tropes, like filming the actors, half and half, with their upper bodies visible above the water, and their legs dangling enticingly under the water with a vicious shark just about to nip (see movie poster above).  That is scary.

Written by Joannes Roberts and Ernest Riera and directed by Roberts, the story swirls around two step-sisters, Mia (Sophie Nelisse) and Sasha (Corinne Foxx, and yes, she's Jamie's daughter).  Sasha is popular, Mia is not, though it's never really explained why all of the girls hate her so much. In fact, a mean girl actually pushes Mia into the pool and Sasha stands by doing nothing. So clearly the two girls aren't bonding, so Dad (John Corbett) - he's Mia's Dad and Sasha's step-dad - who runs a diving company in Mexico and is working on the archaelogy of some underwater caves, arranges for the girls to go on a trip on a glass-bottomed boat to see Great White Sharks feed in hopes the girls will bond. However, when they arrive at the boat and discover that the mean girls are also there, they bail from the trip with a couple of other friends and decide to go to a "secret place," a lagoon that leads into the underwater caves. Thus begins a scene of attractive young girls frolicking in wet bathing suits.  Then one of them gets the idea of exploring the caves. Don't go in there, girls!  But they do.  And guess what?  There are sharks in there!  And will young, misunderstood Mia get to show her mettle?  Duh.

I couldn't help but be reminded of the movie "Crawl," where our heroine was trapped in a basement full of water with some angry alligators and she and her Dad had to save the day.  This is the same thing with Mia and her Dad trying to save the day, except this time the girls are trapped in underwater caves with some angry sharks. Nothing like a little father-daughter bonding while trying to escape alligators and sharks!  But I liked "Crawl," and this one was just so-so.  It has the usual "gotcha" moments that will make you jump, those dangling legs, pretty teenage girls in jeopardy who get picked off one by one, lots of screaming, and a final grisly scene, all the usual shark film tropes, but what gets in the way of you caring very much is that everything takes place underwater with the girls wearing scuba gear, so visually it's a problem.  It's a bit difficult to care about a character getting eaten by a shark if you can't tell who's who.

Rosy the Reviewer says...this film might have been scarier and more impressive in the big theatre, but it's still worth a look if you are into shark films and don't have anything else to do.




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Deseret (1995)


Static landscape shots of Utah accompanied by a narration using excerpts from the New York Times chronicling its history.

Director James Benning recorded images of Utah at different times of the year over 18 months, cut them down to 92 and then organized them around a prerecorded soundtrack of New York Times excerpts about Utah published from 1852-1991.  Deseret was the name that the Mormons proposed for the name of the territory they were settling when they applied for statehood, that state ultimately being named Utah. So there is a bit of Mormon history along with a history of Utah up to 1991 that covers everything from Indian Wars to the death of Joe Hill to Japanese internment to Gary Gilmore.

Benning seems to be making the point that Utah, a Western State was almost discriminated against through the lens of an Eastern newspaper reporting on it, especially when reporting on the Mormons.  Ironically, though, despite the fact that the Mormons had been discriminated against, once they took a stand against polygamy, they became staunch conservatives and, then, in turn, let the state down by allowing the Federal Government to exploit its resources.  But, then again, I might be completely wrong about what this was about because it's one of those experimental films that I don't like.

Why it's a Must See: "The better-known work of experimental/structuralist filmmaker James Benning...Never have Benning's images been so beautiful, so starkly composed, and so sad."

Rosy the Reviewer says...when a filmmaker is called an "experimental/structuralist," you know you are in trouble!  Zzzzz



***The Book of the Week***



Eat Joy: Stories & Comfort Food from 31 Celebrated Writers by Natalie Eve Garrett



A collection of essays by celebrated authors that show how food can comfort us during tough times.

Garrett describes her project by saying:

"Reaching out to celebrated authors, I asked them to chronicle the hard times...and the foods that helped them make it through...The result...an unconventional collection of intimate, in-depth essays with recipes celebrating the foods we eat to get through the dark times in our lives."

Writer Laura Ven Den Berg talks about the eating disorder she eventually overcame, learning to make and enjoy eggs and the satisfaction she received from serving eggs to her sick mother.  She shares her Spinach and Feta Frittata recipe (which I made, and it was yummy except I just threw in some leftover onions and peppers instead of the spinach), as well as her joy of cooking that for her mother.

Likewise, author Claire Messud laments her mother's failed attempt to become a lawyer and live a full live, only to be followed by dementia but she also celebrates her mother's enjoyment of the little things, one of which was her special recipe for brownies, something that Messud savors now in midlife as well as her better understanding of her mother.

From frittatas to brownies to a pork shoulder to a bowl of white rice, each essay is redolent with memories that these writers share.  It's a cozy but inspiring book.  It will inspire you to not only try the recipes, but to be inspired to remember what foods have given you comfort in your life.

Rosy the Reviewer says...inspiration with recipes!  What more could you ask?  What foods inspire comforting memories for you?



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Friday, December 27, 2019

Rosy the Reviewer's Best and Worst Films of 2019

Well, another year of movies have come and gone, and I wanted to share with you my favorites and those I hated.  

I know hate is a strong word, but as my life gets shorter I get crabbier and crabbier when I spend two hours watching crap. As for what is considered "best," I know that's a very subjective thing so I actually prefer to say this list actually represents my favorites for the year.

So here is a handy list of my top ten favorite films of 2019, and a synopsis of what I said in my original review, with a few comments in hindsight (not in any particular order because I loved them all - click on the link for my original full review):


***My Favorite Films of 2019***


1. Once Upon a Time...in Hollywood
(reviewed August 2, 2019)




Once upon a time...there was an actor and his stunt double whose careers were on the way down and whose lives intersected with some murderous history in the Hollywood of the late 1960's.

It's about the Manson Murders... but it's not. It's typical Tarrantino... but it's not.  All I can say, it has one of the most cathartic endings of any movie I have ever seen...and it's downright entertaining as well.  Do not miss this film! 


Rosy the Reviewer said...ring, ring, Mr. Di Caprio?  Oscar calling. We have a Best Actor nomination for you. Ring, ring, Mr. Pitt?  People Magazine calling.  We wanted to let you know that you are still the Sexiest Man Alive!




2.  A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood
(reviewed November 29, 2019)



A film that shows Mr. Rogers wasn't just for kids.

This is not your usual biopic (if you are looking for a biopic on Mr. Rogers, see "Won't You Be My Neighbor") and, surprisingly, Tom Hanks as Mr. Rogers actually has more of a supporting role, because the film focuses on a cynical, unhappy journalist and how Mr. Rogers helped him. But Hanks still has incredible impact, and after seeing this film, you will realize he has helped you too!

Rosy the Reviewer said...this film is a must see!  You will leave the theatre wanting to be a better person. And you should. We all should. Oh, by the way, ring, ring!  Mr. Hanks?  Oscar calling!





3. Judy
(reviewed October 4, 2019)




A depiction of the last year of Judy Garland's life.

In the winter of 1968, Garland was alone and lonely having just divorced her fourth husband.  She was also broke and unable to pay her hotel bills or care for her young children, and her abuse of alcohol and drugs had made her an insomniac and a liability to the film industry.  So when she was offered some nightclub dates in London, she reluctantly agreed to take them on despite the fact that she was in such a fragile state it was unclear whether or not she would be able to perform.  
The film follows Garland as she tries to meet her performance obligations while at the same time struggling with sleep and addiction issues.

A bravura performance by Renee Zellweger.


Rosy the Reviewer said...ring! ring! Ms. Zellweger, Oscar calling.  We have your statue all ready to go!




4.  Toy Story 4
(reviewed July 17, 2019)



The fourth installment in the "Toy Story" franchise.

Well, if you have been reading my reviews for any length of time, you know I hate sequels.  And after "Toy Story 3," was there really anything more that needed to be said?

The answer is yes! I can't believe I am saying this, but even though this film is a sequel, I loved it! 

Rosy the Reviewer said...so the answer to my question, "Did we need yet another one?"  Maybe not, but I'm glad we have this one.  It's a joy to spend time with these characters. Just wish I had had a kid sitting next to me to enjoy it with!




5. Blinded by the Light
(reviewed August 23, 2019)


Javed, a shy working-class Pakistani boy who endures the racism and seeming dead-end life ahead of him in Margaret Thatcher's 1987 England, is transformed when he discovers Bruce Springsteen. 

Based on a true story, you don't have to be a Bruce Springsteen fan to enjoy this film. It has everything I love in a movie:



  • Engaging actors
  • A delightful story
  • Wonderful music
  • A message
  • Innovation (lyrics swirl around the screen and a fantasy wind storm erupts to illustrate Javed's inner world as he discovers Bruce)
  • Layers of meaning

You could see this film many times and every time find something new to love.


Rosy the Reviewer said...young or old, you will enjoy this movie - it will make you glad you are alive! And don't miss the end credits where you can meet "the real Javed" and his family.





6. Rocketman
(reviewed June 7, 2019)




The rise to fame of the incomparable Elton John.

This was the year for films about music and performers, which is not surprising after "Bohemian Rhapsody" hit it big last year.  Written by Lee Hall, I might be causing controversy here, but I liked this film more than I liked "Bohemian Rhapsody."  In fact, I loved this film.  It is a poignant, raw story of a guy whose life started out rough and who overcame his problems to find a happy ending. And then there are all of those wonderful Elton John/Bernie Taupin songs.

Rosy the Reviewer said...I liked this one better than "Bohemian Rhapsody."  Even with the fantasy sequences, it seemed more real while at the same time magical.




7. Yesterday
(reviewer July 5, 2019) 




Struggling singer/songwriter Jack Malik (Himesh Patel) gets hit by a truck and when he wakes up, he discovers he is in an alternate universe -- where the Beatles never existed!

What would the world have been like without the Beatles?  Almost impossible for me to contemplate.


This is yet another movie where a knock on the head puts our hero or heroine into an alternate reality and we must suspend our disbelief ("I feel Pretty," "Isn't it Romantic," "What Men Want," "Overboard" - and these are just the ones produced within the last couple of years!) Starting to be a sort of cliche?  Yes, but boy did I love this movie!  I didn't mind suspending my disbelief for this one, one bit!


Rosy the Reviewer said...even if you are not a big Beatles fan, you will become one. This charming film will captivate you.  I promise.





8. Knives Out
(reviewer December 6, 2019)



Best-selling mystery writer, Harlan Thrombey (Christopher Plummer), is found dead in his study, with his throat slit.  Was it suicide....or MURDER?

A star-studded cast graces this Agatha Christie-like murder mystery with Daniel Craig as Benoit Blanc, a modern day Poirot.


Written and directed by Rian Johnson, this film is a modern take on Agatha Christie without losing any of her dramatic tropes that always kept us guessing.  And the film even makes some statements about class and politics.  But mostly, this film is a lot of fun.


We can always count of Christopher Plummer to bring it and he does and the rest of the cast create a nice ensemble.  And can I say, damn?!  Chris Evans is one handsome guy and there is not one trace of his Captain America persona in his portrayal of the evil Ransom.  But the film really belongs to Daniel Craig as Benoit and Ana de Armas as Marta.  Craig is having a lot of fun playing against type.  There is not a stitch of Mr. Bond in evidence.  Instead, his southern accent is so drawling that he would make Jeff Sessions proud. Benoit teams up with Marta, Harlan's young nurse, because she cannot tell a lie.  If she does, she throws up.  So Blanc enlists her to help him find the truth about Harlan's death. And speaking of which, this is one time I did not figure out the ending or the who dunnit part.

Rosy the Reviewer said...this is one entertaining film.  Highly recommended!



9.  The Irishman
(reviewed December 13, 2019)


A mob hitman reflects on his life and his involvement with Union Leader Jimmy Hoffa.

Robert DeNiro, Al Pacino and Joe Pesci, all together in a mob film directed by Martin Scorsese.  How can you go wrong? You can't.  And though this film is about the mob, this is not just a mob film.  It's an attempt to figure out what really happened to Jimmy Hoffa, who mysteriously disappeared 44 years ago. But more importantly, the film is three-and-a-half hours of incredible acting and filmmaking, highlighting a time in American history when people and organizations like Jimmy Hoffa, the unions and the mob wielded huge amounts of power that could affect not only American politics but events around the world.  And parallels can certainly be drawn to what is happening today.

Rosy the Reviewer said...an extraordinary achievement and a worthy addition to Scorsese's impressive body of work that includes some of my all-time favorite films. At 77, Scorsese's still got it!






10.  Marriage Story
(reviewed December 20,2019)


A poignant story about a marriage breaking up.

What could be just another divorce movie is made special by the reality of the characters, scenes and dialogue that writer/director Noah Baumbach so expertly marries (pardon the pun). When we marry, we have a list of things we love about our spouses, we have hope for the future, but sometimes love and hope aren't enough. We are all human with our individual needs and desires and, yes, selfishness. Life sometimes gets in the way of all of those things we love and hope for and what was once a loving, respectful relationship gets broken down and becomes a hotbed of resentment and disillusionment. Then when divorce rears its ugly head, we forget that list of things we loved and we do things we never thought we would do.  It's complicated and there are no bad guys.  Just two people who grow apart and want different things.


And Baumbach captures all of that and more with the help of stunning performances by Scarlett Johansson and Adam Driver.

Rosy the Reviewer said..Ring!  Ring!  Oscar calling!

(Available right now on Netflix!  We love you Netflix!)


Addendum:




63 Up


I knew this would happen.  I had already chosen my Top 10 and then realized that this film had just been released, a documentary series that in my opinion is the greatest of all time. I had to see the latest one. And after seeing it, I had to add it to my favorites list. Director Richard Linklater received many kudos for filming "Boyhood," where he followed a young boy from age 6 to age 18.  Well, folks, director Michael Apted has been following fourteen British children since they were seven in his "Up" series where every seven years he checks in to see how they are doing.  The entire series is a must see, but if you haven't seen the earlier films, he expertly brings you up to date in each installment. And this latest one is no exception. 

The series began in 1964 and continued every seven years since then.  It is just an amazing and fascinating feat of filmmaking.  Now those "children" who have survived and/or continued to participate are 63. The series began with the premise “Give me a child until he is 7 and I will show you the man."  Has that proven to be the case?


Rosy the Reviewer says...
this is the best and most ambitious documentary every produced and must be on my list for 2019.  Full review next Friday.




And now from the sublime to the ridiculously horrible...



***The Worst Movies of 2019***



Certainly there were more than these five films that were bad in 2019, but keep in mind that my goal in life is to NOT see bad films.  But sometimes I am lured in by previews that make a movie look good or the film deals with a subject matter I am interested in but then I get to to the theatre or sit down on my couch with my glass of wine only to discover the preview contained all of the best bits or the subject matter had been ultimately ruined by a bad script or misguided director. Lots of reasons lead me to a film, never realizing I am sending myself to a couple of hours of hell. And since I don't want to dwell on my mistakes, this is a short list. 

I have just included the very worst of the worst.




1. Drunk Parents
(reviewed December 13, 2019)
Two parents try to hide their financial situation from their daughter and their neighbors and they are not helped by the fact that they are drunk all of the time.

Frank (Alec Baldwin) and Nancy (Salma Hayek) Teagarden have just dropped their daughter off at school only to return home to find their car being repossessed.  You see, Frank and Nancy have financial problems.  They also each have a drinking problem which doesn't help them make good decisions.  For example, they are watching their neighbor's house while he is in London and decide that it's a good idea to put an ad in Craig's list and rent it out for some extra money.  And who should rent it from them?  Why, Carl, a sex offender (Jim Gaffigan).  Drunk people funny?  Sex offenders, funny?  Nope. The only reason I kept watching was to see if there was a reason to keep watching.


Rosy the Reviewer said...I watched this film much as I would a train wreck, horrified but wondering just how much worse it could get.  And it did.





2. The Hustle
(reviewed November 8, 2019)


The female version of "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels."

"Dirty Rotten Scoundrels" was funny and memorable. This one wasn't. I loved "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels." I not only didn't love this one, I loathed it.  If I see Rebel Wilson fall down and slide across the floor, I am going to throw myself across the floor.

Directed by Chris Addison, this is almost a complete replica of "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels," except with women...but sadly this version is neither funny nor memorable. One could make the case that the film tries to make a statement about women who are getting back at men for being treated so poorly by them, but it doesn't really work nor did I care enough to give this film that much thought.


Rosy the Reviewer said...if you are in the mood for a funny movie about con artists, watch the original "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels."



3.  Dumbo
(reviewed April 19, 2019)


One of Disney's live action remakes of those classic animated films we all loved. This time it's "Dumbo," and I wish they had left this one alone!

The original "Dumbo" was basically the story of a darling little elephant born with oversized ears, his mother loving and protecting him, his finding his "wings" as it were, and all of that capped off with lots of musical numbers.  

But instead of reprising the original story, Disney decided they needed to create an entirely new plot and, worst of all, they didn't highlight the most important, three-hanky scene in "Dumbo," when little Dumbo goes to visit his mother who has been imprisoned and she sings "Baby Mine," while cradling Dumbo in her trunk.  Okay, give me a minute....


Let's just say, if you loved the original, nothing in this remake will remind you of it.


Rosy the Reviewer said..a disappointment.  See the original.



4.  Poms
(reviewed May 17, 2019)


A dying woman moves from New York City to a retirement community in Georgia and finds a reason to live when she forms a geriatric cheerleading group.

I know I should be on the side of this film because, this is aimed at my demographic and it meant well (I think). I really do want to see shows like this. For example, I love "Grace and Frankie." But I am not going to give this film props just because it's about older ladies and meant well. A film needs to be some kind of worthwhile experience such as funny or uplifting or cathartic.  None of those apply here.  

There was fodder here to really camp things up or at least be funny.  Sometimes movies can be so bad they are good but even that wasn't the case here.  It was just bad. 

Rosy the Reviewer said...terrible.


5. Cats 


The long-running Broadway show finally comes to the screen.

And nobody seems to care. I actually must confess, I haven't seen this and probably won't, but I can tell it is really bad just from the previews, so it makes my list.  Didn't like the Broadway show, the previews for this looked egregious, and the critics have been catty - "...like a descent into madness" and "Yes, Cats is as bad as it looks" -  so I don't need to see it.  I'm jumping on the bandwagon and putting it on my worst list. Besides, though I love James Corden and Judy Dench, I think seeing them in catsuits would make me want to spit up a hairball.

Rosy the Reviewer says...I never was a cat lover.



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